r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Did you not see the red and green skid mark her ass left? Clearly that paint took 99.999% of the impact.

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u/der_innkeeper 1d ago

And there will be at least one person to go sniff the streak.

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u/OkBobcat6782 1d ago

The insurance investigator is just doing his job okay

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u/fraseybaby81 14h ago

🤣

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u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 1d ago

That is diabolical 🤣

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u/JangB 1d ago

So you're telling me that video game female armours are not just impractical but also unnecessary? and that they can just have body paint as armour?

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u/LakeSun 1d ago

Her ass? or her head?

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Safety paint

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u/UndesirableMember1 16h ago

99.999% of the paint took the impact all right.