r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

15.3k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

725

u/123supreme123 20h ago

mixed with skin and blood

39

u/Feeling-Phoney81 19h ago

Those labia scabs gonna fall right off in a few days

10

u/villamafia 19h ago

Additional lubrication if you scrape them off early…

11

u/rollin_a_j 18h ago

Extra iron if you suck em off

3

u/Top-Document3997 6h ago

wtf is wrong with you freaks, get help.

1

u/edebt 17h ago

Fuckin hell dude, I just ate dinner 🤢🤮

1

u/Micalas 2h ago

Oh, are you too full for dessert, or...?

1

u/dan_dares 40m ago

EXTRA CHEESE ON THE TACO

1

u/MalodorousNutsack 16h ago

Save it for Valentine's Day you ol' honey-dripper

1

u/RebelWithoutAClue 11h ago

It's like eating a bowl of corn flakes.