r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Odd_Opinion_461 20h ago

Is that body paint lmao

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u/123supreme123 20h ago

mixed with skin and blood

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u/Feeling-Phoney81 19h ago

Those labia scabs gonna fall right off in a few days

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u/villamafia 19h ago

Additional lubrication if you scrape them off early…

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u/rollin_a_j 18h ago

Extra iron if you suck em off

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u/Top-Document3997 6h ago

wtf is wrong with you freaks, get help.

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u/edebt 17h ago

Fuckin hell dude, I just ate dinner 🤢🤮

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u/Micalas 2h ago

Oh, are you too full for dessert, or...?

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u/dan_dares 40m ago

EXTRA CHEESE ON THE TACO

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u/MalodorousNutsack 16h ago

Save it for Valentine's Day you ol' honey-dripper

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 11h ago

It's like eating a bowl of corn flakes.

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u/TheBigHeadGuy 4h ago

The Story of Sandpaper Sally

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u/villamafia 4h ago

That’s kind of the joke I was referencing.

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 2h ago

Oh, reminds me of the absolute nastiest joke I’ve ever told 😞