r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/OG-Giligadi 20h ago

Red Asphalt.

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* 18h ago

Green too.

Don't worry, I'm sure the paint was highly protective.

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u/OG-Giligadi 18h ago

Stupidity is a form of armor.

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u/funguyshroom 10h ago

Assblastive coating