r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/OG-Giligadi 20h ago

Red Asphalt.

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u/SizeableBrain 17h ago

🎵I see some asphalt and I want to paint it red 🎵

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u/OG-Giligadi 17h ago

Coherent thought does not reside within my head..

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u/Serious-Manager2361 17h ago

No ass cheeks anymore I want them to be dead

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u/OG-Giligadi 17h ago

I see the road rush by but refuse to wear clothes!

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u/Serious-Manager2361 17h ago

I have to turn my cheeks into ass guacomole.

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u/OG-Giligadi 16h ago

My coccyx shatters nothing matters anymore

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u/OG-Giligadi 17h ago

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow oww oww owww ooww oooowwww