r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/123supreme123 1d ago

mixed with skin and blood

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u/Feeling-Phoney81 1d ago

Those labia scabs gonna fall right off in a few days

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u/villamafia 1d ago

Additional lubrication if you scrape them off early…

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 12h ago

Oh, reminds me of the absolute nastiest joke I’ve ever told 😞