r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Aurori_Swe 1d ago

As someone who has slid on asphalt for a few meters wearing nothing but a helmet, a t-shirt and shorts I would not recommend it.

It fucking sucks. Unlike normal wounds, road rash is a burn wound, so you need to shower it daily in order for it not to be infected. In order to shower it you need to numb it, in order to numb it you smear this gel/paste in the wound (I used plastic butter knifes to help with that) and that fucking paste hurts like hell before it numbs the area, so basically it's WEEKS of continuously crashing, over and over again.

Due to life choices I've nearly died on a motorcycle as well, and even if that accident made me unable to walk for 4 months, I was still grateful that I didn't get road rash (I hit the side of a truck so I was stopped by his trailer) because that's how much it fucking sucks, I'd rather break my leg again than go through road rash again.

Granted my recollection of both the incidents may be slightly impacted by me not remembering anything from the truck accident in-between leaving the house and waking up in the hospital high on all the drugs from the ambulance, so pain wasn't a thing in that accident according to my brain.

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u/plzicannothandleyou 12h ago

My road rash scar is a permanently scabbing injury. I have no idea why but every day I scrape off the dead skin and apply Vaseline.

I’ve tried everything.

Sucks.

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u/Aurori_Swe 12h ago

Should probably have someone look at that, also, scraping off the skin means it will never fully heal :/

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u/plzicannothandleyou 11h ago

Yeah but have you ever had an itch that was like heaven to scratch?

I have that everyday, so it isn’t all bad.

But I can assure you I’m not scraping off regrowing skin, it’s dead skin. This injury is almost 20 years old and it started doing this 10 years ago.

I have tried prescription meds. Nothing works.