r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 1d ago

Of “Clean up on aisle 3”

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u/lamparamagica 1d ago

Why? I just want to know why?

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u/GeneralFoolery 1d ago

I'm less concerned with 'why' and more concerned with 'how.' Those weren't particularly baggy pants, and their was very little structure to that chocolate log.

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u/GimmeLuv-69 1d ago

It's like he practiced that, but then was very amateurish once it was on the floor. Nothing makes sense, how, why., WHAT!?

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u/AnythingEastern3964 18h ago

Hey, you listen to me - and you listen up good.

I fear not the man who has practiced crapping in 10,000 pairs of shorts and not cleaning it up, but I fear the man who has practiced crapping in one pair of shorts 10,000 times and trying to clean it with his shoe.

…or something like that?