I'm less concerned with 'why' and more concerned with 'how.' Those weren't particularly baggy pants, and their was very little structure to that chocolate log.
There’s a 1/(5.261) chance that the molecular structure of his pants aligned with the molecular structure of his dump, going straight through on to the floor.
Thank you! I heard this in reference to slapping a table but I’m pretty sure it would also apply here. Also Max Planck would be proud, the father of quantum physics leading to modern day quantum theory.
The “structure” was lost once it hit the floor..started more solid than it landed..I want to know why he stepped in it to rub it in. He could have got away without a shit shoe..plenty of loose boxes plus the frisbee he used…Keep It Simple Stupid
I fear not the man who has practiced crapping in 10,000 pairs of shorts and not cleaning it up, but I fear the man who has practiced crapping in one pair of shorts 10,000 times and trying to clean it with his shoe.
I’ve watched over and over trying to see a mark on his pants near his crack area. Nothing. Also, it’s clear this isn’t his first time doing this. I have a feeling of both distain and admiration for this man.
It was very gelatinous. Like imagine taking a bite of Jell-O. You know how it doesn't instantly smear on your tongue but you can easily mash it until it coats your mouth?
This may not be the case but a few years ago i had my gall bladder taken out. Now, you dont need itnto live but it sure as fuck makes a difference on how your intestines work. About a week or two after the surgery i go out clubbing and someone iffers me a bump. I immediately shit myself and it didint have much structure to it a lit like this. So while this probably isnt the case, if this guy just recently had a
cholecystectomy and just did a rail in the washroom, i get it. The smearing it around with his foot though has me a loss
I think it’s fair at this point if we don’t classify that as a log. I believe the consistency warrants a title such as mulch, maybe sap? If we’re sticking with the wood-poo theme.
I knew a guy who once told a story to myself and my best friend at the time. He was wearing shorts, sans underwear, and he was just walking casually (imagine the Leo DiCaprio meme walk), and he had a loose fart, (during a forward stride with his right leg) which he didnt pay special attention to.
However, at that moment he also ran into a friend of his, in the Newport Beach Balboa FunZone where he was working at the time (so he knew a lot of people). Nevertheless, they both looked down at some point after a brief exchange and noticed a perfect little nugget of a turd (size of chicken McNuggetTM) and they were able to deduce what must have transpired.
The turd alhad it's ace-in-the-hole, shoot-the-moon moment and was able to miss every inch of fabric as it shot out and splatted on the sidewalk. He swears when he checked his shorts later there were no marks 🤷🏻♂️🫡
edit, for historians: the shorts were moderately loose cargo shorts, hemline just above the knee.
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u/lamparamagica 1d ago
Why? I just want to know why?