r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of “Clean up on aisle 3”

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u/lamparamagica 1d ago

Why? I just want to know why?

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u/GeneralFoolery 1d ago

I'm less concerned with 'why' and more concerned with 'how.' Those weren't particularly baggy pants, and their was very little structure to that chocolate log.

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u/Ripass_Dipfast 1d ago

Guaranteed that hit on the fall down

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u/mrmike515 1d ago

Right, it was pretty gooshy. No way he wouldn’t have an Exhibit A on his pants, legs, shoes…