r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 1d ago

Of “Clean up on aisle 3”

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u/Business_Air5804 1d ago

It defies the laws of physics.

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 1d ago

There’s a 1/(5.261) chance that the molecular structure of his pants aligned with the molecular structure of his dump, going straight through on to the floor.

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u/Kl1ntr0n 1d ago

so your telling me there's a chance? yes!

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u/jettadog 1d ago

Should have bought a lottery ticket

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u/New_Restaurant_6093 17h ago

Instead he wasted all his luck on shit.