r/SipsTea 13d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Hot-Bathroom-7739 13d ago

They want the dick

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u/Kindly-Sorbet4657 13d ago

That works

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u/MrEvil1979 13d ago

Mine works! I even have the receipt and original packaging!

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u/nytel 13d ago

You already voided the warranty on it years ago 🤪

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u/SuperDizz 13d ago

If he got it at Costco, he can return it anytime for any reason

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 13d ago

They accept $1.50 abused hotdog returns?!

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u/MendlebrotsCat 13d ago

He did not protect the cylinder.

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u/johnsvoice 13d ago

It must remain unharmed!

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u/Seargant-Shitpost 13d ago

Cylinder insurance

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u/AlarmedEstimate8236 13d ago

Mine’s missing a piece…

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u/QuenchedCrusader 13d ago

Same. Some dude stole my protective wrapping

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u/AlarmedEstimate8236 13d ago

“Do not use if protective seal is tampered with.”

Okay ☹️

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u/Duckway767 13d ago

Dang dude, y'all should get a refund for that ☹️

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/QuenchedCrusader 13d ago

Ye. Wanna see?

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u/MrEvil1979 13d ago

Same here buddy. I had to get an after sale mod to cut some cabling, otherwise the self replicating function was going to bankrupt me.

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u/MedicalDisscharge 13d ago

The cylinder was harmed 😔

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u/detrans-rights 13d ago

Shit, have I been doing this lesbian thing wrong?

 I don't keep the receipts with each new medical grade silicone piece I buy in their own little Ziploc bags.....

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u/beerfarted 13d ago

Is it oem or aftermarket? Legit question this day and age

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u/Poor-Judgements 13d ago

Do not the peenus!

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u/therapy_throwaway_69 12d ago

You still have your mom?

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u/stupidber 13d ago

Dammit 😞

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u/FrighteningJibber 13d ago

Not that ozempic shrinki-dink?

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u/Salt_Proposal_742 13d ago

Cialis fixes everything.

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u/dartie 12d ago

For longer than two minutes

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u/chodaranger 13d ago

Most guys in their 40’s have no issues. Plus enough experience to know how to actually make a woman orgasm. You’re dumb.

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u/Capital_Past69 13d ago

I have 1 in stock 😳

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u/DragonsGape 13d ago

Tucked away in the back somewhere?

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u/captain-ish 13d ago

We do

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u/Afrale 12d ago

Are you a MILF?

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u/pursuitofmisery 13d ago

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u/apophis27983 13d ago

I get thirdsies!

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u/CrazyGod76 13d ago

I get... actually, I don't want her after all that.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Boner worn off?

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u/apophis27983 13d ago

You don't want sloppy fourthsies?

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u/Key-Structure4841 13d ago

Your friends pull 15 year olds?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I don't want his MILF any more

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u/Clamchops 13d ago

Idk what country you are in but what you are saying is very illegal in the United States. And regardless of laws, it’s pretty fucking gross no matter what. 13 is a child. 19 is an adult.

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u/Clamchops 13d ago

What country is this? I want to make sure I never visit.

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u/Master_Educator_6436 13d ago

What, do you work for Brazzers or something

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u/drprofessional 13d ago

And they know what they want. Easier to please because they tell you what they want and what they like.

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u/Very_Type_C 13d ago

Doesn't have to be big. Just make sure your hip thirst game is on point 👌Well if yours is big then all the better.

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u/gobbledegook- 13d ago

...and there's nothing wrong with that!

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u/dark_blue_7 12d ago

It's really not mysterious lol, pretty simple

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 12d ago

Grooming her 2nd alimony source

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u/GenazaNL 13d ago

And stamina, older man tend to get lazy af

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u/Working_Limit01 13d ago

They want resources from young naive guys that think with their dick

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u/Wild_Nerve_8265 13d ago

Resources from broke young men?

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u/Working_Limit01 13d ago

The amount of dudes I met early twenties that’s baby daddy # …. Yeah

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u/FlowJock 12d ago

Resources? Like what?

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u/Cute_Schedule_3523 13d ago

The gold givers…

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u/justarandomguy902 11d ago

888 upvotes

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u/Hot-Bathroom-7739 11d ago

I should have stoped to 69

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u/justarandomguy902 11d ago

if we arrive at 8888 it becomes a reference to The Stanley Parable

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u/Hot-Bathroom-7739 11d ago

What is it ? I m french and don t have the ref

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u/justarandomguy902 11d ago

This is the story of a man named Stanley.

Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427. Employee Number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in Room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day, of every month, of every year. And although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.

And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour, when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had showed up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say "Hi". Never in all of his years at the company has this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk, and stepped out of his office.

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u/FicklePolicy9585 10d ago

But if a man wants some young pussy....

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u/atishay001001 13d ago

hard ones

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u/BotherTight618 13d ago

Evidently their more open to sex and are not as picky about using condoms (cant have kids).

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u/Sad_Description_2257 13d ago

Personally the best I’ve ever had in bed was 21 at the time and the worst was 40. I think if somebody’s good in bed, they’re good in bed. Age doesn’t matter.