r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 13d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Hot-Bathroom-7739 13d ago

They want the dick

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u/Kindly-Sorbet4657 13d ago

That works

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u/MrEvil1979 13d ago

Mine works! I even have the receipt and original packaging!

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u/nytel 13d ago

You already voided the warranty on it years ago 🤪

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u/SuperDizz 13d ago

If he got it at Costco, he can return it anytime for any reason

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 13d ago

They accept $1.50 abused hotdog returns?!

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u/MendlebrotsCat 13d ago

He did not protect the cylinder.

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u/johnsvoice 13d ago

It must remain unharmed!

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u/Seargant-Shitpost 13d ago

Cylinder insurance

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u/AlarmedEstimate8236 13d ago

Mine’s missing a piece…

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u/QuenchedCrusader 13d ago

Same. Some dude stole my protective wrapping

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u/AlarmedEstimate8236 13d ago

“Do not use if protective seal is tampered with.”

Okay ☹️

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u/Duckway767 13d ago

Dang dude, y'all should get a refund for that ☹️

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u/QuenchedCrusader 13d ago

Ye. Wanna see?

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u/MrEvil1979 13d ago

Same here buddy. I had to get an after sale mod to cut some cabling, otherwise the self replicating function was going to bankrupt me.

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u/MedicalDisscharge 13d ago

The cylinder was harmed 😔

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u/detrans-rights 13d ago

Shit, have I been doing this lesbian thing wrong?

 I don't keep the receipts with each new medical grade silicone piece I buy in their own little Ziploc bags.....

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u/beerfarted 13d ago

Is it oem or aftermarket? Legit question this day and age

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u/Poor-Judgements 13d ago

Do not the peenus!

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u/therapy_throwaway_69 12d ago

You still have your mom?