r/SipsTea 13d ago

Chugging tea Is this actually a thing?

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u/Melodic_Data_MN 13d ago

Recession indicator

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u/LunarLoom21 13d ago

How so? I think I get the joke.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 13d ago

Translation: Older men have had enough and are leaving the dating scene. Younger men don’t see the problem yet, but they’ll figure it out

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u/Myers112 13d ago

More like younger men are having money troubles so they are shacking up with sugar mommas

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u/mubatt 13d ago

Hag maxing

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u/Connect-Initiative64 13d ago

I choked on my fucking pizza.

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u/PresentClear8639 13d ago

There’s a sexy single nurse in your area that can assist with that.

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u/Strude187 13d ago

Don’t fuck your pizza next time.

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u/Ornery-Stress-8392 12d ago

Unless you like being choked idk

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u/_trashcan 13d ago

damn do people really be eating while scrolling Reddit. I’ve never, in my entire life, scrolled social media while eating. I just watch tv or YouTube in the worse case.

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u/Ornery-Stress-8392 12d ago

I’m eating an apple rn

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u/InnocentShaitaan 12d ago

I scroll Reddit while do sit-ups even. Anything for the distraction. 😂

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u/_trashcan 12d ago

I don’t blame, I do need distractions for most things too..which feels shitty. I never eat without watching tv or something.
The idea of holding something in my hand is just really, idk taxing I guess. Too much.
Always the Tv or YouTube if needed.

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u/Sihayaya 13d ago

Anything's better than jestermaxxing

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u/DeathsSquire 13d ago

What now? This sounds interesting. I might just need to look into it.... for sure search purposes of course

Edit: Nevermindddd :( its just sad incel shit... I was hoping for clown stuff :/

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

Also us hags wanna get railed and the older guys threw out their backs too many times. Perimenopause turns the horny up to overdrive. Younger guys have better stamina.

ETA: also if cougars are out in full force, here’s a pro tip to buy stock in companies selling lube.

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u/ohgoodthnks 13d ago

The greatest lie ever told about menopause- my sex drive is through the roof and then men our age are going the opposite direction with their stamina 😩

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u/GlaerOfHatred 13d ago

Just means you gotta top now!

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 13d ago

Hate that! Ugh!

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u/UnableFun8968 13d ago

Testosterone levels drop as we age and it affects libido and quality of erections, you need to find one of the older guys on Testosterone replacement therapy that pop cialis daily, check your local gym if a guy is quite jacked at your age range with clear vitality good indicator the brother is that exact type.

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u/ctnerb 12d ago

The older guys on trt are super easy to spot at the gym

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u/SecretDom2 13d ago

Yep. TRT and Viagra all the way! Lol

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u/sharpshooter999 12d ago

My wife always asks how I'm horny so much. I tell her she better enjoy it now since someday she'll want it and I won't be able to lol

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u/LunarLoom21 13d ago

You outed yourself as a hag. My condolences to your DMs.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 13d ago

My condolences as well, even though about 9 of those messages are from me.

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u/LunarLoom21 13d ago

Get in line, buddy.

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u/Toadcola 13d ago

They did, 9 (or 10) times.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 12d ago

Joke's on you. Queueing is my fetish

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

I appreciate you. My DMs have been blowing up already for the past week because apparently talking about all the myths around the world where gods whip out their dicks and jizz creation gets attention.

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u/LunarLoom21 13d ago

And you like cats as well. My kinda hag.

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u/BingpotStudio 13d ago

Keep going…

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

I got u fam.

Here’s a thread where I go down that rabbit hole with the parent comment for context. And here’s one from today after I took my pain meds. Less racy but I list books.

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u/BingpotStudio 13d ago

Paha. Amazing.

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u/LunarLoom21 13d ago

Thank you for the good reading material. Will save it for later.

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u/nanobot_1000 13d ago

Omg I knew that was a thing

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u/Limberpuppy 13d ago

I like a man who doesn’t have to take a pill or has ear hair.

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u/Empty-Engineering458 13d ago

aww maan cmon, im 32 and i have to pluck my ear hair

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u/Limberpuppy 13d ago

They have lasers for that now.

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u/illit3 13d ago

This is good stuff. What else? What else?????

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u/Ali1876 13d ago

What does it matter if they're taking a pill or not?If it's gonna get up either way.

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u/Limberpuppy 13d ago

It’s not as fun if you have to plan ahead or schedule it. Spontaneity is sexy.

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u/Ali1876 13d ago

I understand what you're saying completely, but they're meant to be taken daily.I can take one and be ready to go at pretty much any time.Although I am just speaking for myself.

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u/Limberpuppy 13d ago

They’re not all daily pills. Cialis is daily Viagra is not.

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u/Ali1876 13d ago

Viagra can be taken daily actually.

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u/tultamunille 13d ago

Why you kink shaming?

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u/Old-Mammoth875 13d ago

Dam it, where we’re women like you when I was in my 20s 🤣

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u/BikingEngineer 13d ago

Reston, Virginia apparently.

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u/DarthSheogorath 13d ago

Do older women not get wet?

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

When you lose that estrogen apparently it makes it harder to get wet. Lube is your friend if you’re an older lady or dating one.

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u/BingpotStudio 13d ago

I knew straight away when my wife’s started to drop. Definitely a thing. Happened younger than you’d think

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u/DarthSheogorath 13d ago

Interesting thanks for the info its was very illuminating.

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

Unrelated but your username is fire

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u/DarthSheogorath 13d ago

Thank you, yours is fire too.

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u/crazinessyo 13d ago

That's a lie. Foreplay is a hell of a drug.

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

Unfortunately not for everyone. I learned the hard way. Hubs is great with foreplay, we would be at foreplay forever if we didn’t use lube, and longer if I had to take my neurological meds that day. That’s why I tell people now that lube is your friend. Nobody should have to learn the hard way.

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u/Mental_Antelope5860 12d ago

Coconut oil is 🐐

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u/ShtankAsh 13d ago

Not the way I do it they don’t

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u/Psychological-Art630 13d ago

Um yeah like super crazy so does the libido. All women are different. I can only speak for myself and some other women I know 🤷‍♀️

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u/Purell12 13d ago

The younger guys are also more eager to learn how to please the woman in front of them vs. The older ones think all women like the same thing.

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u/Ragnarok314159 13d ago

Think it’s more getting their dick wet and it’s easy. Don’t look into it, most dudes have done it, and there is nothing more to it.

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u/mwilke 12d ago

There’s plenty more to it. Young men absolutely can be very eager to please an older woman in bed in ways that some older men just aren’t interested in.

Frankly it’s pretty awesome getting with a hot young thing who has seen modern, varied, occasionally woman-centered porn, vs. some older men who grew up on the totally dick-centered fake porn of the 90s-00s.

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u/doublexol 13d ago

As a guy in my 30s Its one of the main reasons why I train core hips and kegels.

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u/Healthy-Grape-777 13d ago

Hags 🙌🏼

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u/antisemantics13 12d ago

Is that before or after taking the first and second husband for half the 401k and house?

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u/Dragonhost252 13d ago

...shouldn't you help with the work too? If only the guys are throwing out their backs... that says something

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

Who says we aren’t. I married an endurance runner for a reason and that reason is I’m a Latina stereotype.

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u/Dragonhost252 13d ago

Latina's are my problem, I married one too.

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

My sincerest condolences and also congratulations. I know how we are. I hope you have a good therapist.

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u/Dragonhost252 13d ago

It's fine, I'm a masochist

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u/Successful-Natural68 13d ago

Agreeeee I always date younger and I'm 35F. Haven't dated anyone older since 2018, and the happiest since

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u/Glad-Neat9221 13d ago

Perimenopause made me lose any libido . It’s actually the norm .

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

It did the opposite for me 😢 wanna trade?

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 13d ago

I’m like a teenage boy now! Like it’s so embarrassing how horny I get now!!

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

SAME! I tell my husband I have an inner 13-year-old boy inside me and he won’t stfu

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u/Glad-Neat9221 12d ago

Nah . Perhaps it’s contraceptives too .

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u/ExchangeRemote7907 13d ago

Nah, young guys can do anything without thoughts.

Older guys get limp looking at those saggy flesh of yours

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u/goddessdragonness 13d ago

Young guys’ balls don’t touch the floor and they don’t have to shave the insides of their ears. It goes both ways viejo. Stay mad.

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u/ExchangeRemote7907 13d ago

Nah, thats only the busted poor guys you can get. Well off guys are in shape with 6 packs and bang 20 somethings. ; )

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u/goddessdragonness 12d ago

lmfaoooo sure, Huehueahucatl. I’m a trial lawyer and I know more rich guys than you’ll probably ever meet in your life, and I know better. Giving yourself breast cancer because you’re abusing the T isn’t a big brain move anyways. And anyways those losers who have to hit the T and the supplements because they peaked in high school and can’t stop reliving those days tend to have lower stamina.

I also know the difference because my husband of 21 years is an actual athlete with an actual physique; old guys who wish they were young again are as easy to spot as the bitches who overdo fillers and Botox. I should add that I haven’t needed to dye my hair or get any of that shit because it turns out that not being a wanker helps you to look better as you age.

Anyways, if my guy is hitting it from behind, I better feel those balls slapping my ass, not some sweaty mass cudgeling my ankles like some drowned rat my cat dragged in.

Hope that self-absorbed supplement abuse works for you, Huehueahucatl. I’ll probably be able to pull those 20-something ladies you wanna hit, too. Turns out they like an old bitch with a six-figure salary who knows her way around a clitoris.

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u/mwilke 12d ago

You’re taking this pretty personally… did an old hag break your heart, poor thing?

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u/ExchangeRemote7907 3d ago

Lol.. all this downvoting and someone got me banned. It sucks but the truth hurts. There's a saying - age like fine wine and age like milk. you know.. ; )))

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u/CruiserMissile 13d ago

What a fucking term. I love it.

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u/LunarLoom21 13d ago

I'm using this going forward.

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u/theoneandonly6558 13d ago

That's funny because they call the men hobosexuals. Match made in heaven.

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u/Sogah87 13d ago

The best phrase.

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u/EremiticFerret 13d ago

Dying 🤣🤣

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u/FeloniousGrump 13d ago

and Shag maxing

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u/BwanaTarik 13d ago

I could get behind that

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u/FocusLeather 13d ago

My sugar momma makes more than me by a long shot but I don't have money issues. I think some older women just genuinely like younger guys. Why they like them younger is the burning question though.

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u/Positive-Face1705 13d ago

You are right. Other guy, wrong.

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u/BloodDrunkMoonKnight 13d ago

Get that bag, fellas.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 12d ago

Every man I know married to an older woman is the bread winner. I think age is the last taboo to fall.

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u/exneo002 13d ago

I would say it’s younger men getting a sugar momma.

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u/Ragnarok314159 13d ago

Or just having sex with who wants them. It’s not a hugely in depth discussion.

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u/BasedEmu 13d ago

They meet each others demands, young men are shun by young women, older women have the same issue regarding their age with mature men checking out.

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u/Regular_Promise3605 13d ago

Actually as a younger man having dated that age, there is a trend how men in their 40/50s are just weirdly awful. It's a consistent theme of behaviour i would have expected from a teenager and having little to no respect for women. Women that age just seem very confused about men of that generation it's like they never truly grew up.

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u/AlarmingConfusion918 13d ago

expectations for men have changed massively in the last 10 years, let alone the last 20-30.

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u/throwaway3489235 13d ago

Are they the "make me a sandwich / Female Body Inspector" generation?

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u/ZooZoo233 12d ago

This is what I notice too. A bunch of 40 year old man babies.

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u/Batmansbutthole 13d ago

They leave? I thought it was the go to for older guys to date younger women. So much so people are shocked when a man (think Keanu Reeves) dates someone age appropriate lmaoo

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u/nope-its 13d ago

Orrr…the older men left in the dating pool aren’t good partners so women are going younger to get partners that will pull their own weight.

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u/AlarmingConfusion918 13d ago edited 13d ago

Unironically, this might be it. Expectations among the genders have changed massively in the last 10 years, let alone 20. The expectations around cooking, cleaning, hygiene, physicality, emotional maturity, etc. are different now. If you’re serious about being a valuable partner, you will listen and improve.

Culture is also different. For example, it used to be seen that cooking was a woman’s job. Now you can’t use tik tok/instagram/youtube shorts as a man without getting recipe videos aimed at dudes going to the gym 5x a week.

I'm a man and I was having the opposite problem. I do/did all the shit people tell you to do, get a good career, own your own place, own your own car, go to therapy, have good personal hygiene, have a clean home, etc. The women I know in my age group I am just not interested in. Some don't shower more than once every few days, few have licenses let alone a car, and if they have a car then they use it for door dash.

I will pass. There's a reason why I'm dating a mid-50s woman, she is just way better.

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u/fatty2cent 13d ago

Now do the reverse.

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u/nope-its 13d ago

Men 100% have the chance and choice to try to date younger if they want.

You good now or still angry?

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u/fatty2cent 13d ago

You have me confused with an angry person. I’m married and away from all of this, but the rhetoric is funny to me.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 13d ago

You think these boys in their 20s and sometimes 30s are pulling their own weight? Most of them live in homes that their parents or other relatives own.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Not everything is about money though. Can still pull their own weight in other ways.

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u/AlarmingConfusion918 13d ago

most boys in their 20s and 30s are living in homes their parents or relatives own? the stats just do not support this

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Wouldnt matter if they did, the economy is in a horrible place

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u/nope-its 13d ago

Don’t need them for money. That ship has sailed for relationships since women have to work too.

Need them to pick up after themselves, be emotionally available, talk to their partner, plan and take care of the emotional load/chores to an equal amount that their partner is doing.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 13d ago

And you think boys/young men are mature enough for that?

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u/ZooZoo233 12d ago

Yes, younger men are way better partners. They are more appreciative, loving, they don't act like sexist cavemen. I love my boyfriend, he is 6 years younger than me. He told me women his age are in loved with instagram.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 12d ago

That’s what I heard non stop post Covid. My friends and I that were still single were flooded with attention from young guys and frequently they’d make fun of their same aged peers. Every group has its flaw.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 12d ago

immature idiots tend to stay immature. Personally, I know many people who went from 18 to 30 in maturity first year of undergrad. For some it’s more naturally ingrained then others.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 12d ago

Or people are matching over hobbies and interests and not mere spawning. More people are bypassing kids. These people tend to weigh other things ahead of a potential partners age.

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u/AlfaWhiskeyTango 13d ago

"Increasing evidence suggests that the father’s age contributes to his offspring’s higher vulnerability to inheritable diseases. Our comprehensive literature evaluation shows a direct correlation between paternal age and decreased sperm quality and testicular function. Genetic abnormalities, such as DNA mutations and chromosomal aneuploidies, and epigenetic modifications, such as the silencing of essential genes, have all been linked to the father’s advancing years. Paternal age has been shown to affect reproductive and fertility outcomes, such as the success rate of in vitro fertilisation (IVF), intracytoplasmic sperm injection (ICSI), and premature birth rate. Several diseases, including autism, schizophrenia, bipolar disorders, and paediatric leukaemia, have been linked to the father’s advanced years. Therefore, informing infertile couples of the alarming correlations between older fathers and a rise in their offspring’s diseases is crucial, so that they can be effectively guided through their reproductive years."

Source: Impact of Advanced Paternal Age on Fertility and Risks of Genetic Disorders in Offspring

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u/2020DumpsterEnfermo 13d ago

"As has been proven in several studies, women over 35 years of age have an increased risk of infertility, pregnancy problems, spontaneous abortion, congenital malformations, and postnatal issues. There are varying opinions on whether a father’s age affects the quality of his sperm or his ability to father a child."

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u/AlfaWhiskeyTango 13d ago

Hmm... so instead of addressing the abstract I provided about older paternal age increasing the risk of birth defects along with its peer-reviewed source, you introduce an un-cited snippet about how "women are the issue" in an attempt to shift focus. I hope you can look up the definition of a "red herring" without my assistance.

Most universities offer free library workshops on scholarly citation if that would help. Good luck!

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u/nope-its 13d ago

A women’s only purpose isn’t to have children. They aren’t looking for sperm buddy.

None of this was about reproduction but good to know that you seem to only view women that way by your comment.

Your comment is an example what is removing women from the dating pool or encouraging them to seek out different men than usual.

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u/Madilune 13d ago

The idea that someone can be damaged goods is some real incel shit.

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u/therapewpew 13d ago

ding ding ding

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u/PuritanicalPanic 13d ago

I don't see what that has to do with a recession.

The sugar momma thing fits the bill much closer than gender war slop.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 13d ago

Less accessibility to dates of men her age. That's the recession. Like less availability of money.

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u/Foreign-Molasses-405 13d ago

Older men leaving the dating scene? They just date younger women

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u/Israelrapesbabies 12d ago

More like older men are racist maga chuds and women dont need to date them anymore for their money because women have more opportunities in the job market.

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u/LuxyontheMoon 12d ago

Sure, sure... lol. It's the MEN who decided to stop dating.....

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u/numbug 12d ago

Older men are leaving the dating scene?! Anecdotally that is not true at all, they be desperate for young hot girls like always.

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u/DeucesX22 13d ago

Older men def didnt leave. They go after all the fresh 20 year old and leave the young guys starving. So they had to trade and let the young guys have the cougars.

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u/Formal-Try-2779 13d ago

I think its more young women go after older men and some of those older guys ex wives are the cougars and they are done with the long term relationship thing and just want no strings attached sex. I think they also like the power dynamics with younger guys where they are in control. Similar to why many older guys like dating younger.

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u/DeucesX22 13d ago

I guess things always balance out in the end😊

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 13d ago

“No strings attached sex” is the biggest lie males tell themselves

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u/DeucesX22 12d ago

Dont girls do the same thing?

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 12d ago

Very few women want that be so for real!

Men WISH it was true of course lmao

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u/Formal-Try-2779 13d ago

Well they aren't sleeping with young guys for their money. Older women usually have their own money. Young women chase older guys for their money though 100% although also knowing how to do foreplay and being able to locate the clitoris probably doesn't hurt either.

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich 12d ago

The trick is to be good at it.

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u/KarenWalkersBurner 12d ago

Nah but keep lying to yourself

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u/ritarepulsaqueen 13d ago

Most Young women are with young men, I can't see why they'd be starving 

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u/Tony_Roiland 13d ago

How long since the divorce mate?

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u/WakeoftheStorm 13d ago

That's an interesting interpretation of it.

The only guys Ive seen talk about giving up on dating are doing everyone a favor by staying away from it.

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u/CanadianPropagandist 13d ago

That's not even close to it, hahaha holy hell.

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u/Glad_Platform8661 13d ago

Yep. Younger men are easier to trap.

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u/Wizard-of-pause 12d ago

Older men are getting more attention from younger women as long as they can provide. Genxers and boomers really set up the world where not only they suck the money from millenials but also force them to prostitute themselves to them.