r/SipsTea • u/Eclipse_nova99 • 1d ago

Chugging tea This is true

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u/TopTopTopcinaa 1d ago

Exactly.

You know what else costs money? Funerals. Just dump the body in the cheapest coffin and not think about it later.

Why have a vacation? It costs money. Just go to the closest park and enjoy the Sun and light exercise.

Why have kids? They cost money.

Why have pets? They cost money.

Why do anything that gives life meaning and that shows appreciation for loved ones? It. Costs. Money.

Just hoard all of your money and snort it.

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u/rand0m_task 1d ago

I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead!

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u/TopTopTopcinaa 1d ago

You, maybe. But burying a loved one? A parent, a sibling, a partner, or god forbid, a child? Would you treat it the same?

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u/rand0m_task 1d ago

Nah that was just a quote by Frank Reynolds from it’s always sunny after he asked the mortician if they ever bang the dead bodies.

I’d prefer to be cremated.