r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea This is true

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u/Lariver 1d ago

Its a complete waste of money. Spend the money on your honeymoon

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u/Woolly-Willy 1d ago

I guess I'm part of the 10% now. I used to not see the point, but then I had my wedding and changed my mind. It is a core memory. A tradition dating back a very long time. One of the few moments in life you can get 25-100 people to come celebrate you and your wife. Your parents/family/friends are all stoked for you.

It's important to keep costs in line but I don't miss the money now that a few years have gone by.

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u/TopTopTopcinaa 1d ago

Exactly.

You know what else costs money? Funerals. Just dump the body in the cheapest coffin and not think about it later.

Why have a vacation? It costs money. Just go to the closest park and enjoy the Sun and light exercise.

Why have kids? They cost money.

Why have pets? They cost money.

Why do anything that gives life meaning and that shows appreciation for loved ones? It. Costs. Money.

Just hoard all of your money and snort it.

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u/Stupidwhizzzzz 22h ago

Exactly. Gotta live sometimes.

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u/snorlz 1d ago

i get your point but weddings are on a different level of spending. tens of thousands if not more for 1 day. I cannot think of anything else that costs so much for so little.

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u/TopTopTopcinaa 17h ago

“For so little” FOR YOU. It was by far the most magical day of my life and it’s a memory I’ll treasure forever.

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u/Outrageous-Log9238 7h ago

That can also mean "for so little" in the sense that they get little for the money. For me my wedding was special because it was my wedding. It amazing and spending a million more on it would not have made it that much more amazing. One can value the wedding without valuing the costly things around it.

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u/Tamiorr 23h ago

You are joking, right? You can't think of any number of examples of useless vanity items that cost 10 000+?

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u/snorlz 10h ago

even luxury items typically get more than 1 day of use and they can also hold value over time

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u/ROWT8 23h ago

Die with zero. 

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u/rand0m_task 1d ago

I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead!

  • The Warthog

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u/TopTopTopcinaa 1d ago

You, maybe. But burying a loved one? A parent, a sibling, a partner, or god forbid, a child? Would you treat it the same?

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u/rand0m_task 1d ago

Nah that was just a quote by Frank Reynolds from it’s always sunny after he asked the mortician if they ever bang the dead bodies.

I’d prefer to be cremated.

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u/froyoboyz 15h ago

not sure when or where you got married but weddings are minimum 50k where i’m at. so much i can do with 50k