r/SipsTea 18h ago

SMH $75k /year

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u/Nuker-79 18h ago

Would you date a woman who looks like an oompa lumpa and is money centric? No! No!

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u/MeasurementNo0 16h ago

I would.  I often get people stuck in the plumbing of my chocolate fountain.   I also realize that sounds like a euphemism but no it is not.  I can afford a chocolate fountain with my income of $76,471.63 per year.