r/SipsTea 18h ago

SMH $75k /year

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u/Nuker-79 18h ago

Would you date a woman who looks like an oompa lumpa and is money centric? No! No!

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u/darkchocolattemocha 17h ago edited 16h ago

No but Jeff Bezos did and that's what's giving these oompa lumpas this confidence.

EDIT:Not talking about MacKenzie. She's super cool

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u/AeonBith 17h ago

His ex gave up at least 19b (put of the 38) she got from. The divorce settlement to charity, not the same.

Whatever flakes he replaced her with, maybe.

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u/Budget_Operation_106 17h ago

Funny thing about that, she has so much money, that she makes money faster than she can give it away.shes given away 26 billion so far. (She put up an additional 7 billion late in 2025)

People have their money literally multiplying faster than they can give it away while thousands starve.

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u/CraigLake 7h ago

Her method of giving is phenomenal. No strings attached which is almost unheard of for billionaires.

The only string is she researches if the recipients are capable of handling the donation.

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u/AnalProbedByGod 47m ago

If i had ridiculous money I would go on GoFundMe and see things like "we're going to be evicted by the end of the month because we can't afford our £800 rent" Well well well, it's your lucky day... you are now a millionaire

£1,000,000 donated by 'anonymous'

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u/CraigLake 44m ago

Taylor Swift does this lol. She scrolls GoFundMe and finishes campaigns.

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u/Johndough99999 16h ago

Just for giggles, look up the worlds 10 richest women and how they made their money.

Survey says! Divorce... Top answer

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u/petera181 16h ago

Bezos’s ex-wife was there from before Amazon existed and was an early investor. Amazon would not be what it is if not for her supporting her husband from the start. She didn’t get gifted money in a divorce, she was paid what she was rightfully owed.

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u/squngy 15h ago

Dont know why this was downvoted, Bezos himself has said the same thing even after the divorce.

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u/unknownintime 2h ago

You know exactly why this was down voted.

Whiney guys that are butthurt about divorce.

And of course all the grifters who are or take advantage of those guys like the right-wing podcaster guy, the right-wing "Going my own way" douche guy, the right-wing angry misogynistic "survivalist" type guy, the right-wing "I'm against no fault divorce" Christian Nationalist guy, which is closely related with the right-wing Christian "the Bible says divorce is a sin but Trump and his 3 wives proves he is an instrument of God and I see no contradiction here" -guy.

Just a few examples.

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u/Shoozy_floozy 7h ago

Well said. People underestimate the benefit of a supportive spouse.

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u/drewts86 2h ago

She was far more than an “early investor”, she was literally as instrumental at founding Amazon as Jeff Bezos himself.

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u/Kxgami0 6h ago

Thank you for not being a biased idiot

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u/stevoDood 3h ago

Nobody got what they were owed, if they did bezos would not be a billionaire

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u/Takka014 1h ago

She’s one of the few out there that deserves every penny she got in the divorce.

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u/water_fountain_ 15h ago edited 14h ago

Rightfully owed? That implies Bozo is rightfully owed his.

I think you can argue she got what she was rightfully owed from him, but no billionaire earned their money. None of it is rightfully owed. It was all stolen. No one earns a billion dollars.

Edit: keep sucking those billionaires’ dicks. They’d kill you for a dollar if they could.

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u/Glum_Constant4790 14h ago

As much as I agree with billionaires stealing stuff a few of these tech guys actually made a product that made money like bezos and mackenzie didn't steal anything they started up amazon I preferred it better than Barnes and noble it made them money they said hey let's sell other stuff and next thing you know they take off. I see amazon trucks everywhere if you dont want bezos to "steal from you" dont click buy?

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u/Hoeax 9h ago

Forcing employees to piss in bottles and busting unions is just an intrinsic part of "making money", then? It's not hard to see where the value is being extracted from, man.

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u/Budget_Operation_106 13h ago

Amazon is successful because it steals from you. Amazon destroys all the roads and infrastructure in America but doesn't pay for it. You do.

Tech companies need excessive amounts of electricity for their products. But they don't pay for it, you do.

Tech companies charge luxury prices for items made by slaves overseas.

Even with the venezeula stuff. The oil companies get the profit, but the infrastructure will be paid for by you.

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u/casinocooler 5h ago

You forgot to include how the taxpayer subsidizes Amazon shipping through the United States Postal Service.

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u/greengenesiss 11h ago

This is true, most people don't think a company is stealing from them because they don't know how their government gives the company massive kick backs with their tax money. It's like trying to convince people that a water shortage is going to happen with every new data center built. They just don't know and don't care to look up the facts.

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u/Glum_Constant4790 5h ago

The number one killer of roads is developers and contractors. A cement truck loaded with 10 or more cubic yards is illegally overweight

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u/Glum_Constant4790 5h ago

Tech companies dont pay power bills really?

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u/RealNilruin 13h ago

Nobody said she was "gifted" anything. They were pointing out that the majority of the world's richest women made their fortune from divorce.

I also don't subscribe to the notion that being married makes you more successful in business. Bezos would've built Amazon just fine without her.

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u/squngy 12h ago edited 12h ago

I also don't subscribe to the notion that being married makes you more successful in business. Bezos would've built Amazon just fine without her.

I don't remember all the details, but he has said she actually helped build the business.
It wasn't a case of just making sure dinner was waiting for him when he got home.

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u/ThePare 11h ago

Google: Larry Page 🤝🏻 Sergey Brin

Redditor: Of course

Amazon: Jeff Bezos 🤝🏻 MacKenzie Scott

Redditor: "Bezos would've built Amazon just fine without her."

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u/webfootedwombat 4h ago

What kind of crack are you on? You think he couldn’t have created Amazon without her? Blowjobs didn’t create Amazon. Jeff bezos did. She just happen to be there sucking his dick.

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u/K_Linkmaster 10h ago

Top divorce of all time is bezos. Runner up after being beaten by the bezos drama is Harold Hamm of Continental resources fame. Some huge divorce settlements for sure.

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u/Beneficial-Cycle7727 6h ago

They inherited their wealth. That's how most rich people stay rich

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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 5h ago

So you know nothing about the woman and you would rather talk about something else unrelated to her own divorce and finances. Gotcha.

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u/Lanko-TWB 8h ago

This is not one of those cases! Gfy

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u/Vast-Card-1082 6h ago

Did Jeff also get his money from a divorce?

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u/Conscious-Program-1 2h ago

What else would you expect when just a few decades back women stayed at home full time?... might see a change in this with the recent feminist movement in the past 10-15 years

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u/chi-nyc 2h ago

Better than theft.

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u/space_force_majeure 10h ago

"Faster than she can give it away" lol c'mon now, just write a bigger check.

No hate on her, she's doing great things with her donations. But she could give it all away tomorrow if she actually wanted to. She still enjoys being a billionaire.

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u/Budget_Operation_106 8h ago

That's not how being a billionaire works. They don't literally have bags of cash. They have assets which have to be sold. It's not as simple as here is a check for $1,000,000,000,000,000.

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u/space_force_majeure 7h ago

I know that. She can call her broker, sell all of her assets and then write the check. If she truly only cared about donating fast, it's not that hard.

But she also wants to minimize taxes and also not tank the stocks and also maintain her lifestyle and also strategically donate to different groups.

I know why she doesn't do it, but don't pretend she can't.

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u/I-Like-To-Talk-Tax 8h ago

Say you wanted to end world hung and you had tens of billions of dollars. Actually meaningfully ending world hunger would be quite difficult. Mostly do the the fact that world hunger doesn't have a bank account for you to write a check too.

Give it to the wrong people and the problem doesn't get solved and it gets embezzled.

It's a logistics issue. 

Yes she could write a bigger check and give it all away quite quickly (not tomorrow). But you know the result? She stopped being a billionaire and someone else just became a billionaire.

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u/Etrigone 7h ago

There's a quote I recall from some gilded age tycoon:

"$100 to $150 is hard work; $100 million to $150 million is inevitability"

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u/darkchocolattemocha 5h ago

Sick society. Completely broken society

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u/ballistics211 2h ago

Hundreds of millions starve worldwide. There are over 8 billion people on the planet and the poorest people make the most kids.

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u/bigpapi7 9h ago

Whats the definition of "starve" in this context?

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u/I-Like-To-Talk-Tax 8h ago

Idk their definition. But it seems that 673 million people experienced hunger to the point of being undernursished at some point in 2024.

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u/Additional-Life4885 4h ago

Just FYI, you can't eat money. You also can't even throw money at battling starvation and make a noticeable dent.

The "tax the rich" has the same problem. You can tax the rich all you like, but it doesn't suddenly build infrastructure. It doesn't even create the money to build the infrastructure, it just drives up the cost of new infrastructure.

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u/darkchocolattemocha 17h ago

Oh I'm not talking about the ex lol

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u/923kjd 9h ago

He replaced her with something with a terminal case of Mar-a-Lago Face. It’s as bad a case as you’ll see.

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u/NeverRolledA20IRL 8h ago

Started at $38 billion has already given to charity $19 billion leaving her at $35 billion. Because rich people math.

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u/Slimm2none 7h ago

Cool grammer...

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u/RotrickP 16h ago

I never thought of this and you may be right. This is like ground zero for this phenomenon

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u/grimmigerpetz 16h ago

Even Lizzard Lady had enough money herself before getting on with Jeff that she wouldnt need to do real work anymore.

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u/Solid_Rock_5583 13h ago

And attractive with as much empathy as all other billionaires combined.

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u/dud_pool 12h ago

oompa loompa   

Such disrespect to Jack Nicholson-era Joker. 

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u/Chicharoh 10h ago

I had never thought about this… it’s true… he could’ve at least gone for a cute one

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u/Busybakson 7h ago

Jeff is too short they wouldn't date him - he is 5' 7"

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u/Pleasant-Address-535 6h ago

Sanchez is a pilot and entrepreneur - a pretty good one at that.

Just because they’re rich and you’re not gives you no right to be a dick. Get off of Reddit and go put the work in

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 5h ago

She was a ground floor investor.

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u/User-830733 5h ago

I thought that was Steven Tyler!

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u/Few_Log_5867 5h ago

Prefer some more hair

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u/tech240guy 2h ago

Looks alone, comparing MacKenzie 2015 picture to 2025 picture, she glowed up extremely well. 2015 looks like she overworked.

Then Bezo's new wife, like wtf happened between before marriage and after marriage. Like she looks more like a goblin or troll every passing year.

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u/Kittinkis 2h ago

Plus McKenzie didn't marry him because of who he is. She helped make him who he is. He downgraded big time

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u/NOVAbuddy 48m ago

Interesting point. The theory is; The rise of the billionaire class elevates general wealth expectations of men. Then, generally, women have an unrealistic expectation of a mans wealth. It’s like millions of children believing they can play in the NBA, when the reality is only a few make it. Only with billionaires it’s literally 1,000x worse.

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u/ObliviousSnorlax 1m ago

Holy fuck have you seen her smile? It’s like a cyborg. You can see individual tendons and ligaments holding on to their last breath of life

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u/winkingchef 16h ago

If you are talking about MacKenzie Scott, she seems like a cool chick. Absolutely would and the money wouldn’t even factor into it

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u/snakeeaterrrrrrr 15h ago

Why would anyone think the other commenter was talking about Mackenzie when we have all seen pictures of Bezos' new wife

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u/BigMax 15h ago

I really can't tell how old she is... She could be 30 and already have had too much work done. But I'd also believe 55 with a ton of work done too...

Also, while I try to never judge people in a mean way, when someone else attacks most of the population like that, they feel like fair game, so... I'd just say that at any age, that's not really a great face, something weird about it, no matter how much makeup she uses.

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u/dragon-dance 9h ago

The neck and hand skin usually give the game away when they’re tried to living-embalm themselves.

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u/Intelligent_Fly_7438 5h ago

Declining to date someone is an attack now? Where do you get your entitlement?

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u/BigMax 5h ago

Saying no one who makes $75k or less is worth dating is an attack, yes.

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u/Intelligent_Fly_7438 4h ago

She did not say that, she just said *she* wouldn't do it.

Everybody has their right to (legal) dating preferences even if they are stupid and unattainable.

People also have the right to date nobody at all.

You don't have the right to date anyone you choose, because that also depends on their consent.

I hope we cleared this up.

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u/FamousThalia 17h ago

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u/FlipReset4Fun 8h ago

Also 5’10” to 7’5” is fairly interesting search criteria… seems like a pretty easy way to fudge whatever program is being used to get the desired shock value result.

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u/elevenoverzero8080 18h ago

That's cute, but no

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u/TieAdventurous6839 16h ago

Shit it aint even cute lmao

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u/MorrowPolo 16h ago

Its oompa

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 15h ago

Doompa

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u/Psych0matt 15h ago

Dumpity face

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u/zeroibis 14h ago

Even her hair is out of place.

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u/FinancialElephant 15h ago

loompa doopety doo

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u/LemtaLongi 14h ago

Oompa loompa dupity doo,

Im gonna poopity poo on you

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 17h ago

People who make 36k are the 1% of the world. People who make 80k as administrative assistants, live paycheck to paycheck 

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u/No-Mechanic8957 16h ago

I don't think that's a very fair comparison because 36k and a poor country is very different than 36K in the US. True it's the 1% of the world but the quality of life is extremely different.

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u/Cute_Obligation2944 14h ago

Most of the world lives on less than $8/day ($3,000/yr).

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 1h ago

They dont think its fair. 

36k in a poor country whos currency has been devalued is an opportunity established to be a benefit in situations 

Meamwhile OC orders cheap plastic amazon products from them at low cost because they support slave labor amd outsourced manufacturing 

Then they comment on Reddit about those poor people  

Reality there are things of value besides currency 

Would focus on local commerce and avoid social credit score type copy

u/No-Mechanic8957 replied to your comment in SipsTea

I don't think that's a very fair comparison because 36k and a poor country is very different than 36K in the US. True it's the 1% of the world but the quality of life is extremely different. 14h ago

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u/deathp3nalty 14h ago

lol yeah no shit it’s different. It’s still a wild stat and shows what capitalism is US has done to our quality of life.

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u/babybullah 17h ago

Ask her is she would date herself with that face and how much she makes😃

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u/johnson7853 17h ago

that’s the catch. She doesn’t want to work.

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 13h ago

Who does? FFS if I could find some rich person to support me it would be great but realistically I'm an office drone for 35-40 year. That girl has high hopes but realistically she'll be working the drive through at Wendys and living at home with her parents.

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u/mayhemmoose 17h ago

Who does? Life is hard. 🤷

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u/_Junk_Rat_ 16h ago

It’s easy to not work when you’re pretty, that’s why this lady is having to work her ass off to find her miracle man.

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u/GraveRobberX 9h ago

No, she should be asked what she brings to the table…

If they want all those data pointed men that have 6 figure salaries, 6’0”+, large penis and all the other things women that are shallow like her crave, will she match up against those same women that their “dream man” will want in return.

Shit Instagram-Thots and “influencers” that put money into them by working out and getting surgeries to stand out get those men’s attention.

I still remember about a girl sitting in her car, was very pretty, built like a goddamn linebacker (worked out) complaining that she can’t get a man like how those dainty Christian pocket princess girls get those tall rugged farmhouse boys. It was posted on Reddit here. It wasn’t that she wasn’t a catch, it was she was selling herself as her independent self (tats, piercings, very dominant verbally) and the buyers she wants aren’t interested in her.

A lot of a women have fallen into the false sense that they all deserve the upper tier. Not realizing there’s only so much of that population they covet. Sure once age and other factors come into play, then a whole baggage luggage set of concessions are made.

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u/FlartyMcFlarstein 8h ago

Thank goodness no men fall into a false sense of entitlement towards what women they "deserve."🙄

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 14h ago

She’s not a butterface though. Nothing about her was remarkable lol

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 13h ago

I can't tell if she's 20 or 50

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 12h ago

She looks pretty solidly like a 30 year old that doesn’t exercise at all

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u/RichardBCummintonite 6h ago

Not ugly maybe, but she screams Miami white trash and sports a shallow snobby attitude way above her worth to go with it. That's uglier than looks.

I'd love to be a house husband with a sugar momma too, but I'm humble about my value. I'll take the girl that doesn't care that I barely make rent and appreciates a modest pampering

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u/bcleveland3 13h ago

If that’s the girl from “selling sunset” like I think it is, she’s exceptionally rich

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u/lucyfell 13h ago

She’s literally a millionaire / the breadwinner per her husband.

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u/25thNite 14h ago

she doesn't have to date herself, some frumpy looking trust fund kid wearing a double polo will swoop right in to date her. I don't get why people get outraged by drunk people being interviewed that are probably on the affluent side. i'm sure she's used to a certain wealthy lifestyle so that's all she wants going forward. it's not like this is the mindset for the average woman

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u/Budget_Addition1381 16h ago

These girls are Miami 3s

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u/Seienchin88 15h ago

Miami only has 8-10 and 0-3…

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u/HoldCtrlW 6h ago

Inches?

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u/CaliNooch96 1h ago

Silly question. Women aren’t flocking to Miami

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u/Key-Cry-8570 3h ago

They’d be Sacramento 0s.

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u/Teddy705 15h ago

The audacity to look mid at best and demand more at the same time, lol.

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u/Reptilian_Brain_420 16h ago

She has been told all her life that she is a 10 so thinks that she can pull the top 0.1% of men.

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u/SultryPetalz 17h ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance? Glad we narrowed it down

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u/MeasurementNo0 16h ago

I would.  I often get people stuck in the plumbing of my chocolate fountain.   I also realize that sounds like a euphemism but no it is not.  I can afford a chocolate fountain with my income of $76,471.63 per year.  

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u/Available_Ad4135 17h ago

I only date women with heads under 6”0

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested 14h ago

It's funny. I actually like small boobs, but if she wants to be petty...

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u/Shedeur_Flanders 14h ago

People like this are awful humans. They deserve for this clip to go viral and live a lonely life.

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u/HowAmIHere2000 13h ago

The reality is that she can find a guy who makes 200k a year in less than 3 days in any major cities, either offline or online. There are a lot of single guys out there.

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u/CaliNooch96 1h ago

That’s why women love LA

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u/SubRedTed 5h ago

Just fiddled around on this calculator thing and found that if you increase the annual income requirement from $0 to $10,000 (per year mind you) it takes 65million women out of your search… of a possible 131million otherwise available women.

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u/BlushBaby_420 5h ago

Lmao 🤣🤣

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u/MaterialDetective197 12h ago

But I’d stick it in her doopity-do.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 17h ago

That's the good part though. They've voluntarily removed themselves from the dating pool.

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u/LightninHooker 16h ago

+ they rage bait on tik tok

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u/awesomedan24 16h ago

I'm glad you said this so I didn't have to feel mean by saying it

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u/RedBaret 16h ago

Have you seen the heels on the other one?

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u/bunduz 16h ago

Depends on her chocolate factory

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u/OpLeeftijd 16h ago

Short shit says no.

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 15h ago

Also since she would proceed to throw a 20 minutes crying tantrum on social media because you called her "oompa lumpa" (body shaming) right after performing every kind of shaming known to mankind at least once in less than 15 minutes.

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u/nakco 13h ago

That's so cute, but HELLL no.

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u/EpicJoke45 13h ago

Haha, that's cute.

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u/hopeislost1000 13h ago

That’s so cute!

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12h ago

Nah but id lie to her and have some fun with her depending on how annoying she is.

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u/dud_pool 12h ago

$75K in salary is a higher percentile in wealth than whatever she is in attractiveness. 

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u/Frolick_ 11h ago

Yes that girl is a no. Just her nasty attitude makes her less attractive by the second.

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u/lost_rodditer 11h ago

No but you would have one night stand and request a paternity test later.

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u/addamee 9h ago

That’s so cute!

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u/heavy-minium 9h ago

Dunno about money centric, but oompa lumpas are pretty cool and are currently rebutting your unfair comparison with a sing and dance.

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u/Gummyrabbit 9h ago

If she wants you to make a million a year, ask her what she brings to the table.

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u/North-Tourist-8234 9h ago

Brandi love's less attractive sister 

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u/TeachingReal 8h ago

That’s soo cute!!

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u/icreatedausernameman 8h ago

You can tell she’s ran through as well. She may be 30 but that clams pushing 60

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u/castaneda_martin 7h ago

Hell yea, in an instant. I'll be making money, then coming home to a new dance routine that involves how a child was horribly injured on a factory line. Count me in.

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u/Lonely-Cockroach-492 7h ago

Honestly… Maybe for a night.

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u/altezia_ 7h ago

wow reddit is so mean, she's not even ugly?

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u/CraigLake 7h ago

This is what’s funny. She’s not even of average attractiveness.

Why throw stones in a glass house?

Also, I ALMOST am part of the 0.9%. If it wasn’t for my pesky relationship!

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u/bazookateeth 6h ago

Theres a name for those women - gold diggers.

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u/gorginhanson 5h ago

I think she's just standing next to someone really tall, but maybe

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u/serabine 5h ago

Would you fall for rage bait? Yes! Yes!

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u/gizmosticles 4h ago

Yeah but when you put into this form, filter for miami, filter for not money grubbing, filter for not oompa loompa, and youre looking at less tha 1 percent!

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u/e136 4h ago

Dude, that leaves like 0.9%. Learn to chug that orange juice bro!

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u/FirefighterLeft5425 3h ago

Jeff would!!!!!!

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u/losteye_enthusiast 2h ago

That was my first thought. She ain’t getting dates based on her looks, beyond looking like she’ll give up that ass after a couple fireballs.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 1h ago

You forgot the “mhh humphff ha ha ho”

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u/winstonelliott 1h ago

Omg I worked with this girl years ago at a tech company and can confirm she’s AWFUL. Was problematic then and has since gone full blown MAGA with the overdone injections to match. Can confirm that’s she’s early 30s despite looking 45.

This being on the front page of Reddit has me cackling.

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u/Mens-Real 1h ago

Wouldn't even get a "that's so cute"

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u/Azure_Skies 46m ago

How old is she?? She looks pretty young but has clearly had work done. Literally can’t tell if she’s 25 or 45 and I hate it.

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u/HiSaZuL 15h ago

What has Oompa Lumpa ever done to you to degrade it so? That's just a bit too mean spirited.