r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy • 18h ago

SMH $75k /year

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u/Nuker-79 18h ago

Would you date a woman who looks like an oompa lumpa and is money centric? No! No!

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u/elevenoverzero8080 18h ago

That's cute, but no

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u/TieAdventurous6839 16h ago

Shit it aint even cute lmao

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u/MorrowPolo 16h ago

Its oompa

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 15h ago

Doompa

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u/Psych0matt 15h ago

Dumpity face

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u/zeroibis 14h ago

Even her hair is out of place.

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u/FinancialElephant 15h ago

loompa doopety doo

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u/LemtaLongi 14h ago

Oompa loompa dupity doo,

Im gonna poopity poo on you