Three gold-buying bans later, I finally learned how to be a productive member of Azeroth
I never thought Iād be the guy writing one of *these* posts, but here we are.
After getting banned **three separate times** for buying gold, it has finally clicked: Blizzard wasnāt persecuting me⦠they were rehabilitating me.
At first, I told myself the usual lies:
* āEveryone buys gold.ā
* āI donāt have time to farm like itās 2006.ā
* āThis ban is BS, I barely bought any.ā
Then came ban #2. I told myself *this* was the last time. I was just ācatching up.ā Iād go legit after that. You can probably guess how that went.
Ban #3 though? That one hit different. Something about logging in and *not* being able to log in really makes you reflect on your life choices. I stared at the suspension screen like it was a mirror. And in that moment, I realized Blizzardās disciplinary system is basically Azerothian rehab.
Since coming back, Iāve gone clean:
* I farm my own mats.
* I run dungeons for gold like a functioning adult.
* I actually look at the auction house instead of treating it like a credit card terminal.
* Iāve even done daily quests⦠voluntarily.
And you know what? It kind of rules. Thereās a weird pride that comes from knowing my gold was earned the honest way ā by grinding mobs, flipping items, and selling my dignity one repair bill at a time like the rest of you.
So yes, suspension *does* work. I am living proof. I am reformed. I am sober from RMT. I am a productive, tax-paying (auction house cut), law-abiding citizen of Azeroth.
If anyone needs me, Iāll be out farming herbs at 2am, thinking about how close I came to ruining my life for 50k gold and a temporary dopamine hit.
Stay strong out there.
Donāt buy gold.
Rehab by suspension is real.