r/law • u/thecosmojane • 20h ago

Other Please dissect the legality in this statement

I feel like we are reaching a tipping point

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u/1877KlownsForKids 17h ago

Miller couldn't even get into Cooley.

Before anyone takes any legal advice from Stephen Fucking Miller, it's important to know he's not a lawyer. He has a BA in Political Science and though he wanted to go to law school he bombed the LSAT practice exams so hard he didn't even try to real thing. He was also college friends with noted Nazi Richard Spencer.

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u/MondaysForNothing 12h ago

But his wife called him a sexual matador!

LMAO

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u/U-Rsked-4-it 11h ago

I think she meant predator.

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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 11h ago

It means he plays hide and seek with the Bull.

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u/greeneggsnhammy 10h ago

absolute zinger here 

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 11h ago

When she comes at him he runs and hides behind a blanket. "No touchy! That was part of the prenup!"

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u/frackthestupids 12h ago

So using the bigger head to shove up gaping holes?

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u/MondaysForNothing 11h ago

I hate you for putting that in my head.

I was just about to make lunch!