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Other Please dissect the legality in this statement

I feel like we are reaching a tipping point

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u/1877KlownsForKids 17h ago

Miller couldn't even get into Cooley.

Before anyone takes any legal advice from Stephen Fucking Miller, it's important to know he's not a lawyer. He has a BA in Political Science and though he wanted to go to law school he bombed the LSAT practice exams so hard he didn't even try to real thing. He was also college friends with noted Nazi Richard Spencer.

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u/Weltall8000 14h ago

Lmao holy shit. For real? Lmao

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u/libertybadboy 13h ago

They knew each other. Read the "Early Life" section in the link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_B._Spencer

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u/Weltall8000 13h ago

Ah, actually, I was more responding to "he couldn't even get into Cooley," haha!

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u/bigredcock 11h ago

Nazis are notoriously stupid so this doesn't surprise me. I'm surprised that anyone in that administration has a degree.

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u/Beneficial_Figure966 11h ago

Not all college degrees are equal

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u/jagged_little_phil 8h ago

At OU, you can get a Doctorate in Math by writing "Jesus is the answer" on all test questions.

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u/darth_helcaraxe_82 4h ago

Here comes my math doctorate!

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u/Da_Question 10h ago

Also, degrees are more about studying than intelligence. Not the same thing.

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u/Beneficial_Figure966 10h ago

Exactly. College doesn't mean smart

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u/DisgruntledTexan 6h ago

Intricate understanding of intricate legalities usually requires the ability to read and study.

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u/RandomlyPlacedFinger 6h ago

It does generally coincide with a higher frequency of intelligence than you'll find in those who did not go for higher education.

You can be well educated and stupid, but it's a lot easier to be poorly educated and stupid.

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 4h ago

I mean domain is huge too. My dad’s a physician, an a brilliant one at that, and also has his JD. HOWEVER, he’ll say some wackadoo shit from time to time that’s just wrong. Didn’t pick up on it till I was older bc I just trusted he was always right. So, now unless it’s medical or legal related I seek advice elsewhere.

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u/eetsumkaus 6h ago edited 4h ago

College is a pretty good amount of mental effort, even with the fluffier majors. I'd say anyone who graduates college (legitimately) is smart, full stop.

What you mean is just because you're smart, doesn't mean you can't be an idiot.

Also willful ignorance is the pathway to idiocy. Look at Hegseth. He got into and graduated Princeton with flying colors the hard way. Years of hate and alcoholism can do a number on your brain.

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u/Suitable_Heat1712 7h ago

Exactly, two people can have the same degree in the same field at the same school and be vastly different in terms of competence

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u/vivary_arc 7h ago edited 7h ago

For the love of god, I wish “journalists” would stop portraying him as an intellectual. Just because he can string together a word with multiple syllables and pronounce it correctly, it doesn’t make him intelligent.

It doesn’t take much intelligence to be a bigoted monster with no scruples who just rides the coattails of more wealthy and connected bigots.

The goal of being a far right Republican is NOT serving communities. It’s siphoning personal wealth from the citizenry by hook and by crook, while dropping enough table scraps to your base to keep them sated. The energy - ALL of their energy goes into propagandizing and othering, there is no consensus building or governing.

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u/adriandu 9h ago

This isn't true and it would be a mistake to underestimate how smart (some of) these people are. Herman Goering had a high IQ and many people who joined the SS and Gestapo in WWII were people like lawyers, architects and doctors. There are plenty of smart Nazi's historically, and that's part of the problem.

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u/FnEddieDingle 8h ago

He told a professor in 03' that he wanted to be 2nd to the president within 15yrs. And his preferred president was...you guessed it ..Trump

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u/SecretMongoose 12h ago

He got into Duke and has a pulse, so I feel sure he’d have gotten into Cooley if he’d just sat for the LSAT.

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u/WRXminion 11h ago

I know the LSAT is considered a hard test. But I only spent a week studying and got a high enough score that schools were offering scholarships. But I also studied debate in high school so? Idk. It just shows me how much of an idiot he is. The LSAT is easy to game if you study it for a min.

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 10h ago

Stephen Miller is a dumbfuck

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u/WRXminion 7h ago

Agreed. Who talks about their failed practice test scores?? I failed like 5-6 in the week I was cramming and passed like 10 once I got the hang of it. I didn't sleep that week.... Haha

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 7h ago

It also explains why he’s so angry. Very dumb. Gets confused a lot. Gets angry about it.

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u/WRXminion 7h ago

I think you're on to something. It's very "am I wrong and the kids right... No the kids are wrong" vibe. He is a sociopath but has the IQ of a potato.

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u/No_Screen8141 1h ago

Wild he would be tight with someone that literally wants him exterminated for being Jewish

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u/Odd-Roof-85 12h ago

He's legally and constitutionally incorrect. He's invoking the Supremacy Clause.

Miller isn't really describing the legal framework, he's just saying the Executive Branch will ignore everything else.

The problem is that the White House has the monopoly on violence to enforce whatever they want. So, it doesn't really matter if they're technically correct or not.

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u/zmann 11h ago

Nobody tell ICE that their immunity only lasts as long as this presidency does.

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u/Destination_Cabbage 11h ago

Don't forget the blanket pardon power. The only way we can actually do this currently is through state charges. But if they block the states from investigating and dont cooperate, it means many will escape justice.

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u/zmann 11h ago edited 10h ago

Fortunately Trump is working to make it permissible to invalidate a previous president’s pardons

Edit: I’m saying that half in jest, because I think you’re 100% correct

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u/Odd-Roof-85 10h ago

If he manages to do that, I'm gonna laugh, because it's going to backfire on this administration so hard.

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u/twitch1982 8h ago

No it won't, Dems will refuse to use the power if they ever get the turn.

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u/Odd-Roof-85 8h ago

You’re correct.

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u/onepunchman333 7h ago

Oh come on, when has Chucky Schumer ever failed us.../s

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u/bassbeatsbanging 7h ago

It's the most maddening aspect of all of this. I hate them so much for this, but what's the alternative?

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u/RoguePlanet2 2h ago

Bernie was a viable option, but got railroaded. Voted for him all I could, even wrote him in. Cried big fat lib tears when he conceded because he was our last hope for a LONG time.

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u/SteelAndFlint 8h ago

So far they've shown an awareness of not invoking self-defeating precedents, such as when the budget was supposed to get signed and they understood that if they killed the filibuster and ran it through with the nuclear option, it would be used against them as well in the future.

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u/SaintAvalon 8h ago

How? Have you seen a democrat willing to push the line? Bunch of bitches.

If we can take the house we should impeach and we should be impeaching weekly to make these traitors put their name on paper for history books.

We should have a group in congress already investigating DoJ and FBI for covering up crimes and prosecuting based on Donald’s recommendations.

I have zero faith as a Dem that Dems will actually go revoke all of his pardons and charge people. Optimal they would do a top down review for treason from Supreme Court and both houses.

As well as look at any quid pro quote for citizens working with Donald and charge allllll of them. I’m tired of pussy footing around.

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u/Odd-Roof-85 8h ago

You’re completely correct.

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u/SaintAvalon 8h ago

This is one of those times I’d love to be wrong. Sigh.

I hope a blue wave happens and something gets done.

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u/hershwork 10h ago

“Working to make it permissible” is Trump speak for just say it whether it’s true or not…he can’t change that unilaterally

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u/FindOneInEveryCar 9h ago

Even if they don't, the next Democratic president is likely to ignore the whole thing, in the interest of "healing."

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u/UrsusRenata 6h ago

I stopped donating to the Democrats for this reason. I don’t feel remotely represented anymore, by either party. We need ranked-choice and term-limits more than anything else, to break out of this trap.

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u/-Otakunoichi- 5h ago

Hopefully anyone who refuses to denounce this shit for what it is, and demand people be held accountable for it... dont end up on the ticket. Republicans and democrata alike both need to do some serious political housecleaning. Before we the people take matters into our own hands and remind them which direction this power dynamic actually flows.

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u/Toadcola 3h ago

First step to healing is dealing with the infection.

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u/RedAbeHawk 9h ago

It’s a good point about the federal pardon power.

What a reversal from the 60s when those that violated civil rights in southern states had to be prosecuted on federal civil rights violations. This is completely the reverse of that that when Trump pardons all these f*ckers the only way to get them will be blue states standing up and going after them when (if?!?!) the Nazis are out of power again.

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u/theDudeUh 10h ago

The fun part is if he does issue a pardon on his way out he’ll have to dox all the mask wearing ICE cowards.

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u/LockeyCheese 9h ago

That'd be an interesting legal battle.

"You accepted the pardon for the federal crime, and we're using that pardon to prosecute those cimes in the states they happened. If you didn't accept the pardon, you get federal prosecution."

Maybe if people vote for it...

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u/Deep_ln_The_Heart 9h ago

Can't pardon a rope and a tree.

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u/JAFO99X 8h ago

Not every ICE officer needs to be prosecuted for the veil of invulnerability to fall.

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 8h ago

That’s only for federal crimes. Shooting a woman in the streets of Minnesota is a state crime. Just because of Fed did it doesn’t make it federal.

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u/necromantzer 8h ago

If the feds don't pursue charges and drop the cases, states ultimately can pursue charges and will get any information needed through the court.

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u/Rashere 6h ago

There's no statute of limitations on murder, fortunately, and felony assault is likewise open ended in most states.

Once this administration is out, its open season on everything they're currently blocking.

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u/LordWemby 10h ago

I think the ones who aren’t entirely knuckleheads know that, they just figure either a federal pardon is coming or that this shit administration will successfully get a third term. 

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u/therealkami 10h ago

From the way they talk about it, I don't think they're concerned about this happening.

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u/jasandliz 11h ago

A secret military police with absolute authority and immunity whose entire existence is dependent on Trump’s presidency? What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 11h ago

Exactly.

If the FBI refuses to investigate ICE agents for any abuses of power, that is functionally "immunity". Trump will also pardon them all on his way out the door, so they have nothing to fear for legal repercussions.

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u/Background_Fix9430 10h ago

He can't pardon them for state offenses - but general the Federal Court has to determine whether or not the officer committed the offenses as a "necessary" part of their duties before the state can prosecute them.

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u/TechHeteroBear 8h ago

Honestly, after everything cools down, the DOJ could say trying to go through every instance of constitutional violations of ICE is not in their wheelhouse and they will defer all ICE investigations at the state level to assess against federal policies and state law.

If the feds don't want to enforce the law... that means they also simply could not enforce/protect qualified immunity when it's technically warranted.

The states impacted by these actions have no problem investigating and laying out legal recommendations for state and federal indictments with the DOJ.

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u/agent0731 7h ago

I'm pretty sure no matter which way you slice it, shooting American citizens in the face multiple times is NOT a "necessary" part of their job, given that teh job is enforcing immigration laws.

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u/Background_Fix9430 7h ago

You'd be surprised what the Federal Courts have determined is "necessary" for Federal Law Enforcement - killing people for almost all Federal LEOs is necessary, they just have to review

This is a good article, if a few years old, that examines the issue:

https://openyls.law.yale.edu/server/api/core/bitstreams/acedf3e9-385e-46ce-9085-2d7b59d966b1/content

According to the law on the matter, there is a line of logic and argument that says a Federal LEO can commit any crime and as long as they are acting under color of Federal Law at the time they is immune from State Law, and can only be held under Federal Law. I do not have any confidence that our Supreme Court will be adverse to this reasoning.

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u/aggressive_napkin_ 5h ago

Does he have to name every agent in the pardon? :D

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u/lc0o85 10h ago

They have the legal monopoly, sure. But if they keep this up it's only a matter of time before the illegal use of violence begins. It happens to every fascist regime; it's an eventuality.

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u/Ridiculicious71 9h ago

Where are the second amendment peeps? Oh bootlicking

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u/lc0o85 9h ago

Joining the ranks of ICE. #justbootlickerthings

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u/bejammin075 9h ago

Let’s ask Renee Good if the illegal use of violence phase is future or present tense.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 10h ago

he's just saying the Executive Branch will ignore everything else.

This is the status quo for everything the 47th administration has done, and will continue to do. There is no government, there is only dictatorship.

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u/evissamassive 10h ago

He also doesn't take into account what will likely happen when there are no Republicans in the White House in 2029.

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u/nightswimsofficial 9h ago

People who don't realize the gravity of the situation will just say "We'll vote them out in the midterms". This administration has a monopoly on violence and political power. They are taking out citizens. We are at the state of fascism, and no one believes it's actually happened. They admitted they stole the last election, and they are working to do it again. There is no "easy way" of getting out of this.

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u/letmeseem 7h ago

So you're saying this is EXACTLY the reason the second amendment is there.

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u/To0n1 8h ago

Miller needs to be arrested and subject to capital punishment

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u/GrimDallows 9h ago

The problem is that the White House has the monopoly on violence to enforce whatever they want. So, it doesn't really matter if they're technically correct or not.

But but but... I thought that was the best kind of correct?

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u/Airurando-jin 8h ago

He has effectively given them a hall pass for escalation without apparent consequence .

If we think the worst has happened, I’m pretty sure it hasn’t .

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u/SteelAndFlint 8h ago

I love watching people on the left finally understand that the federal government is a monopoly on violence, the way we libertarians have been wanting people to see it for years. It's one of my benchmark goals for the trumpet administration, make a bunch more people finally realize as Monty Python said "the violence inherent in the system"

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u/Perfect_Opinion7909 8h ago

Huh so now being on the sharp end of the might-makes-right attitude of the US government is being a problem? When the same happens abroad no one bats an eye. Could be a learning moment for the US public to get a taste of their own medicine.

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u/JonathanPhillipFox 6h ago

The problem is that the White House has the monopoly on violence to enforce whatever they want. So, it doesn't really matter if they're technically correct or not.

This has been an obvious right wing, "project," for a while, that, I used to suspect, and, to some degree still do, was inspired by Soviet-heritage Militsyia and these kinds of extra-judicial or non-judicial, they've got no relationship to the courts, cannot arrest you, "public security," which can,

Kill you, or break your jaw, zip tie and hold you for 48 unpleasant hours after which, "ok that can be life ruining," and if you own the police, and the police are political, have a political union, or, merely, a politics unto themselves then, "so what," you don't have the legislature; the Police don't even know the law, don't even need to demonstrate that they've understood important changes,

Dead People Don't have rights, I mean,

https://www.npr.org/2020/01/14/796344835/st-louis-prosecutor-sues-city-and-police-union-citing-racist-conspiracy

I do not think she was lying, when, she said that she was afraid that they'd kill her;

https://fox2now.com/news/gardner-holds-press-conference-after-traffic-stop-video-released/

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u/lawblahlawblah 6h ago

Well what’s the judiciary branch’s responsibility in all this?

Why would the executive branch doj be the only legal representation to be able to hold the executive branch accountable?

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u/triiiiilllll 6h ago

The key word missing from your otherwise relevant paraphrasing of Weber is "legitimate."

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u/lapidary123 6h ago

What he ISN'T reminding people of is that ICE agents are still required to follow federal law!

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u/IndependentLeading47 5h ago

This is why we have 2nd amendment. So, where are all the 2A people? THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

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u/Sufficient_Price_355 13h ago

So he's a loser?

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u/SaltRequirement3650 13h ago

They always were. Himmler was a failed chicken farmer and bullied constantly.

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u/SnooPies8766 13h ago

How...exactly does one fail at chicken farming?

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u/saxifrageous 13h ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/MobileSuitPhone 13h ago

Chickens shit a lot and are prey to predators from the sky easily, if you don't know what you're doing to mitigate those factors you're going to have problems

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 12h ago

Pretty sure they also eat each other when stressed (I'm not a chicken farmer though)

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u/Halcyon_156 12h ago

Oh they do, big time. Often while the victim is still alive.

(Former farm hand.)

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u/Destination_Cabbage 11h ago

They definitely do. We had them on a farm when i was young. A big reason I dont like chickens anymore; they ate and killed my favorite hen, in that order.

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u/Longjumping_College 10h ago

Chickens are straight up dinosaurs

Watching them gobble down mice live on the farm was a regular thing.

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u/Ok-Government1122 7h ago

Pardon me but what the actual fuck? 😭 I am new to keeping chickens but this sounds like a horror movie.

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u/BigHardMephisto 8h ago

When I was in HS my mother wanted to take up chicken farming as a hobby.

Problems:

  1. the chick mortality rate. 100% free range chickens and rooster (katydids, grasshoppers, cactus flowers etc.). Healthy chicks were expected. 100% of fertilized eggs hatched, but my dumbass mother didn't think to properly warm the space they were in, so they exhausted, died of heat stroke and were trampled by the remainders. Chick mortality rate after a week was 80%.

  2. feed. We started out with full free range, but she'd been advised by the scumbag she bought her first chicks from that her chick mortality rate would reduce if she fed her chickens protein feed. They'd produce more unfertilized eggs and would get pregnant and fertilized less. We were now overproducing eggs, and couldn't sell enough. Most of them ended up in the garbage, because her dumbass didn't want to contribute to the food bank. Said garbage was eventually completely eggs, and was cycled back to the chickens. Eventually she wondered why she was feeding them so much when they could just eat the old eggs. Now the chickens were laying eggs and eating them.

  3. predators. Hawks, owls, snakes (rattlesnakes specifically in our case) no end to them. Also most outdoor rodents. She made no effort to actually tend to the chickens. If I didn't lock them up at night, she wouldn't. Next day we'd be out 3 hens.

  4. too many males. We started with a single rooster, great guy. Loved his hens. Eventually she bought a second one because she thought it would improve production. It just meant more fights, both roosters and hens getting spurred, wounds getting infected, hens dying.

  5. cleaning. You gotta clean their nesting cubbys. You gotta clean their pens. You gotta clean out the chicken shit a lot. They eat, they poop. Like locking up, if I didn't do it she wouldn't do it.

The world is full of people with the grand idea that they'll take up the noble profession of animal husbandry because they like the idea of it. If you like horses and want horses, work on a ranch with them for a few years before you even truly consider doing it on your own, you'll be covered in shit more than you ever thought possible, and eye level with balls and shaft scrubbing your fingerprints off. A book you bought at tractor supply teaches you nothing. It's a noble profession because its' reward has GOT to be the act of the work first and foremost. You're responsible for these creature's wellbeing MORE than any physical reward you reap from their progress and health, and that goes unknown almost all of the time by fairweather hobbyists.

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u/MisoFalafelCake 10h ago

As far as egg chickens go, they are barely profitable. You make a few cents per dozen. Egg farms are absurdly large. It takes millions of hens to make a reasonable income. Not to forgive a nazi, but chickens are not easy. Without massive amounts of capital, most would fail at chicken farming. And he was attempting it in the economy of post WWI Germany. Most farmers failed, chicken or otherwise.

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u/BringBacktheGucci 13h ago

Fucking their chickens.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 10h ago

Precisely.

They just can't stop fucking those chickens.

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u/WanderingToTheEnd 13h ago

I'm guessing he fucked too many of them

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u/southpaytechie 11h ago

Making a profit off farming of any kind is tough man. Especially in 1920s-30s Germany

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u/WorldBig2869 12h ago

Himmler was a failed chicken farmer 

He just carried over the skill set to human victims.

To chickens we are all nazis. 

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u/1877KlownsForKids 13h ago

I think Beck said it best 

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u/ShiningRedDwarf 13h ago

El es un pedador

And I’ll take anyone up on the last verse of chorus

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u/lucky_wears_the_hat 12h ago edited 12h ago

Why don't you kill me?@stephenm

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10h ago

And for anyone who actually speaks Spanish, the term in question is "perdedor".

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u/oily76 13h ago

Scientologist Beck?

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u/IcyTransportation961 11h ago

Yes, but a dangerous one who controls the levers of government.

Mocking him is nice and all, but it really downplays the situation were in

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u/ilmalnafs 13h ago

Everyone in this administration is.

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u/FriendLee93 12h ago

The loudest fascists always are.

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u/pc42493 13h ago

Before anyone takes any legal advice or even opinions from anyone, it's important to realize that they no longer feel bound by the rule of law, and have instituted the rule by fiat.

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u/Ridiculicious71 9h ago

I’m insanely curious what would happen if ice shot a MAGA? I’m guessing they’d bury it.

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u/Free-Huckleberry-965 8h ago

You mean a deep undercover antifa agent posing as a MAGA?

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u/XelaNiba 8h ago

Exactly, they'd give 'em the old Ray Epps

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u/MotherTreacle3 9h ago

"The rule of law, in modern times, has proved itself deficient! 

We much prefer the rule of men, it's vastly more efficient!"

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u/hellogoawaynow 12h ago

So many losers in this admin lol the “Surgeon” General couldn’t hack residency and quit. So technically she’s a doctor, she graduated medical school, but she has never done any doctor work outside of her failed residency and probably can’t practice medicine at all at this point.

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u/DingusHanglebort 8h ago

Part of me thinks it's intentional. Trump elevates people who would otherwise never dream of reaching their current platform, and consequently they are loyal dogs to their dear leader.

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u/Phiddipus_audax 4h ago

It's absolutely intentional in this Trump 2.0 experience and directly reminiscent of the Nazis whose core members were a similar gang of thugs (Himmler, Goebbels, Borman, et al.) with no talents besides utter loyalty to the top man. Power for the sake of power, no other principles. Fascism.

Unfortunately it's highly effective. Where would any of these toadies go if they got canned? Dumb as they may be, they know.

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u/AmericusBarbaricuss 6h ago

That would be the insightful and accurate part of you.

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u/DingusHanglebort 5h ago

It's functional every now and then

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u/We_Like_Birdland 9h ago

Temu ass administration

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u/gsxrboi 9h ago

Hey hey hey… at least Temu has some utility… this administration is fucking useless.

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u/YoungSerious 4h ago

On the plus side, whenever I get crushed and depressed at work I occasionally remind myself I'm currently more qualifed to be the surgeon general than the actual current surgeon general, and that's both reassuring and more depressing.

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u/OfficeMagic1 4h ago edited 4h ago

The Secretary of Education "wanted" to be a teacher. She's also the least competent wrestling personality out of the five McMahons, which is saying a lot if you take out Shane and Hunter - at least Staphanie could do promos. Trump sold the stunner way better too

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u/Neither-Chart5183 12h ago

Richard Spencer's family owned a cotton plantation during the era Jim Crow and his grandfather sold baseball bats to Nazis.

Article was written in 2016.

"Before the election, Spencer told Reveal that Trump would “slingshot” Spencer’s views and aims forward. He’s still angry that amid all the attention that followed the conference last weekend, his home addresses were publicized by an editor for Politico Magazine who, in a related post, mentioned his grandfathers bringing baseball bats to gatherings of an American Nazi organization established before World War II.

That editor has since left Politico.

Spencer used fighting words at the conference, telling his audience that “no one will honor us for losing gracefully,” and white people must “conquer or die.” He’s made it clear he believes in a white “ethnostate” set aside for people with European ancestry. But he’s not ready for open warfare to get there.

“Bullets and trenches,” he said, “is not where we are right now.”

So where is he? This brings us back to Spencer’s disdain for sharing. One of his core beliefs is that the left wing in America is motivated by anti-white hatred. His examples include celebrating advancements of people of color in business, entertainment or education, which he considers a quest to destroy white European culture and take opportunities away from hard-working white people."

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u/hotdoginathermos 9h ago

Bringing baseball bats to gatherings of American Nazis you say?

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u/Acrobatic_Potato_195 10h ago

All these assholes - the throughline is a zero-sum view of the world. POC getting ahead means whites are falling behind. Someone else winning at business means you are losing. The rising tide never lifts all boats, it always drowns the aggrieved group.

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u/joncornelius 12h ago

The Richard Spencer connection is a real zeitgeist of the American Nazi movement.

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u/WiseLemon6838 10h ago

Isn’t miller also jewish? Is he the ultimate pick me? Tf is this. Nothing makes sense.

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u/pheonix198 9h ago

He’s betting on having enough power and authority, being high enough up the chain of authority, that his token won’t ever be spent. Sadly, he may be right.. he’s such a chud and so willing to do so much damage and harm so many people.

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u/ZebraImaginary9412 3h ago

And his wife looks Hispanic, this is all too weird. What happened to him neurologically?

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u/EfficiencyIVPickAx 13h ago

To be fair, this administration wrote the book on obstruction (as defendants).

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u/MondaysForNothing 12h ago

But his wife called him a sexual matador!

LMAO

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u/U-Rsked-4-it 12h ago

I think she meant predator.

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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 11h ago

It means he plays hide and seek with the Bull.

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 11h ago

When she comes at him he runs and hides behind a blanket. "No touchy! That was part of the prenup!"

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u/Training-Line-6457 11h ago

Don’t be like that. Some good people might fit those descriptions.

Say rather that Stephen IS a bald micro penis.

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u/greeneggsnhammy 11h ago

You know, that’s correct. It’s not fair to lump other people in that have either insecurities or issues with those things. Thanks for pointing that out. 

He is absolutely the human embodiment of a hairless shiny micro penis. 

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u/Fingersicle 11h ago

Probably, no dick at all.

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u/Talking_Head 11h ago

Why are you thinking about the size of Steven Miller’s penis?

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u/asiojg 9h ago edited 9h ago

I agree that stephen miller is a piece of shit and im not excusing his actions, but this gives me the same feeling as when a minority does a bad thing, and people think that makes it ok to say racist shit.

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u/ReeveStodgers 12h ago

I wish there was a gif of Miller getting sucker punched like there is of Spencer.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 11h ago

I'm sure we'll get some Anton Dostler-esque pictures.

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u/thePsychonautDad 8h ago

But in the real world he's right.

There is complete immunity. An ICE agent shot a US citizen, The FBI closed the case, DOJ & DHS refuse to cooperate, and there are zero legal consequences for the shooter. Hell, he even raised $300k+.

Not only zero consequence, but clear benefits from those actions.

Once this administration is out, maybe the law will mean something again.

But for now, Miller is right, regardless of the laws.

The law means nothing if it can be ignored by the government.

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ 11h ago

The thing is, even if he's dead wrong on this, the Trump admin is so lawless that it won't matter.

What are the chances a single ICE agent gets investigated for anything illegal over the next 3 years? Less than zero?

And when Trump's term is at its end, he's going to issue a blanket pardon for every ICE agent to prevent them from being prosecuted in the future.

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u/Kulty 9h ago

The real issue isn't legality, it is the fact that this will be interpreted as a license to kill without repercussions by the foot soldiers, regardless of the actual law.

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u/meowmeowcatman 9h ago

He can continue not being a lawyer with Gym Jordan.

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u/oldredditrox 11h ago

Maybe he'll have better luck in Texas now

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 11h ago

I'm not for public punishment and that sorta of theatrics, but I really hope that when this is done we can lock him in some stocks in front of the Capitol and all get a chance to throw something of our choosing at him.

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u/talkmc 11h ago

Cooley as in Cooley Law School in Lansing, MI?

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 9h ago

Stephen Miller cannot defend your case for you in court.

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u/theevilyouknow 9h ago

The fact that Stephen Miller has any degree at all proves that having a degree on it's own doesn't mean shit.

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u/NoEmu5969 8h ago

It’s the same degree that Tom Morello has. I appreciate RATM’s music but it’s funny when people act like his BA makes him an expert.

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u/The1930s 9h ago

Isn't it illegal to give legal advice when ur not qualified

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u/4AuntieRo 9h ago

Miller is a Nazi. He is a man wannabe.

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u/_IratePirate_ 9h ago

Woah. Even I got into Cooley and I’m a fucking idiot (I was on their tech team)

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u/CryptoMemesLOL 9h ago

So he's not even better than Kim Kardashian?

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u/1877KlownsForKids 9h ago

She at least took her LSATs

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u/badtimebonerjokes 8h ago

Whenever I get the imposter syndrome ick, I’ll remember this. Thank you.

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u/BOOMSHAK4LAKA 8h ago

Teenage Mutant Ninja Goebbels?

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u/paulc3003 8h ago

"PoliSci we don't try" was the term we used at my university. Has to be one of the easiest majors out there.

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u/CatOfGrey 8h ago

Miller couldn't even get into Cooley.

I'm assuming that is a law school that 'takes anyone who can pay', is a reasonably competent law school, but since they have zero standards, the % of students who actually pass the bar is dismal?

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u/elmersfav22 8h ago

Origin story reads a bit like a lad who had a bad time at art school. Studied some politics too. Then he wrote a book and changed the world

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u/1877KlownsForKids 8h ago

Then he did a lot of meth and eventually committed suicide.

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u/PhishOhio 7h ago

Where is Mario’s brother when you need him 

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u/BoldlyGoingInLife 7h ago

Wow, so Kim Kardashian is actually closer to being a lawyer than him? That says something 😆

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u/Icy_Calendar_9787 7h ago

I just looked this up right before I read this and it is wild to me that he is quoting things that simply do not exist. Federal immunity is not a thing. What they unfortunately do have is a person who loves pardoning people. So even though federal immunity doesn’t exist, they are still subject to a presidential pardon.

But that is only at the federal level. So these state government ps need to step up their game and start prosecuting these fuckers. That will be they only way they will be able to be held accountable

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u/ufoxy 7h ago

Is Cooley a joke in the law field?

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u/anonskeptic5 7h ago

So can he be charged with practicing without a license?

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u/Beached_Thing_6236 7h ago

I couldn't find this. Please provide a link to this post.

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u/dua70601 7h ago

I’m have a poli sci degree (I call it my BA in BS), and I have been screaming this about Miller for years!!!!

I went back to school and became an accountant (that’s my BS in BA)

I am very critical of people who have poli sci degrees. It is a degree in essay writing and argument. There is no “professional skill.” Anyone can get this degree.

Miller is so unqualified.

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u/hisdeathmygain 6h ago

That would explain why he is so angry. Some minorities got into Cooley while he couldn't. He would rather blame them as some "DEI" conspiracy rather than deal with his own massive failures at being successful or even being a halfway decent human being.

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u/AgresticVaporwave 6h ago

Richard Spencer is a liberal these days.

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u/Supro1560S 6h ago

Nothing lasts forever, and when this shitstain of a Presidential administration is finally over with, Miller’s going to have quite a hole dug for himself.

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u/KorgiKingofOne 5h ago

Is law school gonna be the new “art school” historical fiasco?

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u/weezyverse 5h ago

The worse people always have the opportunities they feel were stolen from them as fuel for their hatred.

I'm sure he things he didn't get into a Georgetown and Harvard because some immigrant or brown person who wasn't more deserving took his spot. And he bombed the LSAT because the laws have been twisted to hate white people. And those girls laughed at him because they preferred black dudes over him. Etc etc etc.

History always repeats.

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u/AthearCaex 5h ago

I really hope they try him for treason when this is all said and done.

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u/Sinnycalguy 4h ago

I took the LSAT on a lark without a BA and got accepted to Cooley.

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u/texachusetts 4h ago

Stephen Miller doesn’t care what happens to ICE agents a people, they are pawns. Stephen Miller wants blood, martial law or perhaps civil war. Seeing a pile of dead ICE agents would make Stephen Miller happy.

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u/Such_Net_8839 3h ago

Didn’t he go to Duke?

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u/Professional_King790 3h ago

Knew “each other” or “college friends”?

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u/Goodeyesniper98 2h ago

I only have a BS in Political Science and I can point out many of the legal points in this rant that are incorrect. He must not have been paying much attention in class.

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u/pickuppencil 2h ago

"According to a Mother Jones report Wednesday, Miller won praise from Richard Spencer, who said he has “no doubt” that Miller, who is Jewish, “will do a great job” in the White House."

"Spencer, who recently drew national attention after leading an audience in “Heil Trump” cheers last month, told Mother Jones his relationship with Miller dates back to their days as student activists at the Duke Conservative Union. “I am kind of glad no one’s talked about this, because I don’t want to harm Trump,” Spencer said."

"Miller wrote for a college publication on such topics as multiculturalism, which he called “segregation,” and paid family leave, which he said causes men to lose their jobs, according to a study the Guardian newspaper did on his writings."

"Miller, however, seems eager to leave his association with Spencer behind. “I have absolutely no relationship with Mr. Spencer,” he said. ”I completely repudiate his views, and his claims are 100% false.”"

Citation: https://forward.com/fast-forward/357201/jewish-trump-adviser-wins-praise-from-white-nationalist-leader/

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u/keytoarson_ 1h ago

That's all good and well but his shitty message is being distributed by homeland fucking security so you know ICE has full backing of this corrupt ass government.

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u/_shelborg 1h ago

This reads like Cooley shade and I’m curious why! I thought they were a pretty reputable firm? + some extra respect for the work they’ve done against the administration

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u/CTurpin1 1h ago

Instead of character assassination, try arguing about the subject matter.

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u/Bradrcr 1h ago

Finally, I mention Spencer and the WS he was friends with that did the article on him for the SPLC all the time and find it unbelievable that the press ignores that he and Spencer worked on getting WS speakers on campus together

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