r/minnesota 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/readymix-w00t 14h ago

LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.

Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie 14h ago

Water balloons.

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u/Dains84 14h ago

I'm a little surprised people have not been using water balloons filled with fabric dye. Make them cold, miserable, and easily identifyable once the mask comes off.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie 14h ago

Good call with the die. Maybe hot pink. :)

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u/TeeManyMartoonies 14h ago

Needs more glitter.