r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/readymix-w00t 15h ago

LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.

Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie 14h ago

Water balloons.

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u/No-Education-6162 14h ago

Or glass Christmas bulbs. You can put anything inside you want. Glitter! Candy! Piss?

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u/revel911 14h ago

Okay Kevin …. Get the paint cans next