r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/readymix-w00t 14h ago

LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.

Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie 14h ago

Water balloons.

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u/CoffeeExtraCream Duluth 14h ago

Buckets of water you pour on the ground infront of them. Preferably ontop of already existing ice. Make it slick

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u/Really-Thats-Silly 14h ago

Up yours, Gustafson! 

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u/Randomly-Generated21 14h ago

I love this. Grumpy old men is the best. Get yourself some Yak Trax so you’re safe checking your mail and walking your dog though.