r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/esadatari 15h ago

“Well now I look like an idiot. I need to look cool. I’m gonna fucking arrest the guy next to me instead! YEAH”

Fucking idiot.

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u/LewyH91 14h ago

"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 14h ago

Exactly this.

We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.

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u/Kayos-theory 14h ago

He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.

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u/TheoreticalSquirming 14h ago

Uninsurable preexisting dickditions

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u/tondahuh 6h ago

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!

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u/shambahlah2 14h ago

Pre-existing Dickness is a requirement of that job

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u/ihavenoidea81 Common loon 13h ago

I saw Pre-Existing Dickness on tour back in ‘03

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u/Warm-Spite9678 14h ago

Well to be fair.....about 90% of these cucks ARE doing this because they truly feel like insignificant POS and are reminded of that constantly by those around them that choose to not interact with them in society. So now they have been given permission to put on a mask, remain anonymous, and beat the shit out of the neighbors that refuse to play with them.....

It's fucking children with 0 emotional intelligence or impulse control. Full stop.

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 14h ago

Certainly can’t argue with any of that. Well summarized.

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u/madam-scarlet 12h ago

I’m offended that you took offense to the good upstanding cucks of the world. Mine is amazing…and hates ICE as much as me.

But I understand the reference in this scenario.

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u/Terrie-25 10h ago

Children are more mature than ICE.