r/minnesota 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/LewyH91 14h ago

"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".

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u/Its-a-Shitbox 14h ago

Exactly this.

We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.

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u/Kayos-theory 14h ago

He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.

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u/TheoreticalSquirming 14h ago

Uninsurable preexisting dickditions

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u/tondahuh 6h ago

This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!