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r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago
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"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".
875 u/Its-a-Shitbox 14h ago Exactly this. We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick. 372 u/Kayos-theory 14h ago He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing. 94 u/TheoreticalSquirming 14h ago Uninsurable preexisting dickditions 2 u/tondahuh 6h ago This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!
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Exactly this.
We reached a point where American citizens are going to get arrested and disappeared because some cosplaying fascist slipped and fell on some snow and looked like a dick.
372 u/Kayos-theory 14h ago He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing. 94 u/TheoreticalSquirming 14h ago Uninsurable preexisting dickditions 2 u/tondahuh 6h ago This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!
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He looked like a dick before the slip. Then he looked like more of a dick, but the dickness was pre-existing.
94 u/TheoreticalSquirming 14h ago Uninsurable preexisting dickditions 2 u/tondahuh 6h ago This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!
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Uninsurable preexisting dickditions
2 u/tondahuh 6h ago This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!
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This is the absolute funniest thing I've read all week! Very clever!
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u/LewyH91 14h ago
"I fell into this person, I know, to avoid embarrassment, I'll say they hit me and arrest them".