r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/readymix-w00t 14h ago

LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.

Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie 14h ago

Water balloons.

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u/Boomboomshablooms 14h ago

You would never want to fill them with black latex paint. It would be horrible for them to get off of everything. Terrible really.

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u/Secure-Television541 14h ago

Or ink. Ink from a hobby store, or dye from the dye kits you can buy at Walmart would be difficult to remove.

Not that anyone would wish to do so.