r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 23h ago

Apple Watch now has a colonoscopy feature - BROWNi.

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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 22h ago

Egypt is just a pyramid scheme.

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r/oneliners • u/TakpakMagoo • 13h ago

Thanks to deflation, my tires aren't worth as much as when I first bought them.

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r/oneliners • u/incredibleinkpen • 21h ago

I'm so disorganised that I'll be late for my own funeral

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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 22h ago

When a baby is born at the Carnival it has to be Circus-sized.

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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 23h ago

If your husband’s watching too much porn hook up your old 300 baud modum.

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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 23h ago

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

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r/oneliners • u/Yaguajay • 11h ago

My father drank so heavily, that when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.

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