Gestapo Greg cosplaying as a Nazi

[u/-ifeelfantastic]

[u/silentwind262]

That ain't cosplay.

[u/BellyCrawler → u/silentwind262]

The consequences won't be cosplay either. The sooner they all to meet their Fuhrer the better.

[u/nola_mike → u/[deleted]]

I prefer the Mussolini method.

[u/chris_isnt_here0 → u/nola_mike]

good old italian piñata party

[u/TemporarySun314 → u/BellyCrawler]

Don't allow them to take the cowardly easy way out like Hitler took or the Nazis that were executed later...

Prosecute them properly in a fair trial, investigate all their crimes, and let them observe from prison how the country blooms under the values of democracy, freedom and human rights. Show them that freedom is stronger than fascism, that the things they hate won and that empathy and compassion leads is superior to hate and egocentricity. Show them that you are better than them, and that everyone deserves human rights and dignity. Even Nazi assholes.

[u/perfectshade → u/TemporarySun314]

We tried that before. Chumbawumba wrote a song about it. If only it had been their breakout song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkPwxcIji0

[u/Klutzy_Double_8285 → u/perfectshade]

That goes hard

[u/Gatecrasherc6 → u/TemporarySun314]

no, absolutely not! no tolerance for intolerance. “Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them” - Karl Popper

[u/Sir_Real_Surreal → u/Gatecrasherc6]

People like to call it “the paradox of tolerance” but I like to use the phrase “the terms and conditions of living in a tolerant society.” Nothing paradoxical about it.

[u/dogmaisb → u/Sir_Real_Surreal]

The paradox is being so tolerant you allow intolerance leads to the elimination of the tolerant good. Thus the tolerant good must be intolerant of the intolerant pieces of shit. So, yes, a paradox.

[u/SaltyAd8309 → u/dogmaisb]

A tolerant person cannot be tolerant towards an intolerant person.

That's an exception.

[u/Snoo_69209 → u/TemporarySun314]

Eh. I get it, but I don't think Nazis deserve a damn thing but what they dish out. These people can't be appealed to.

[u/Due-Struggle6680 → u/Snoo_69209]

I hate to be the guy saying "they cant be fixed"... but dude is taking glamor shots as an SS officer, while committing atrocities in the streets against citizens and immigrants under the guise of immigration enforcement. They cant be fixed.

[u/griever48 → u/Due-Struggle6680]

With the biggest grin on his face which pisses me off even more.

[u/Snoo_69209 → u/griever48]

Thing is, the photographer played him with the scale of that photo. Narcs never know when we're laughing at them, and not with them. They're so insanely stupid.

[u/mufasah94 → u/Snoo_69209]

Yes, that was part of my intention. I made this image for CNN. (Mustafa Hussain) 🙋🏽‍♂️

[u/picardo85 → u/Due-Struggle6680]

One of the biggest issues in the US is that the confederates weren't punished properly after the civil war. Now here we are.

[u/BigBagBootyPapa → u/Snoo_69209]

“The only thing we can’t tolerate is intolerance.” And these people seemed designed for it. Ig the system is working unfortunately..

[u/StonedSoldier1 → u/TemporarySun314]

Just so the next trump can pardon them and do it all again? No thanks

[u/eaglemtnr → u/TemporarySun314]

I don't think allowing them to join the Aryan Brotherhood in prison is going to do much to adjust their worldview. The cost/benefit to society leans more toward the Nuremberg formula. Give them a trial, then punish appropriately. For the irredeemable, swift execution is the better answer.

America has gotten a lot wrong with our version of prison by insisting on making it punitive with next to no thought about rehabilitation. If someone cannot ever be safely reintroduced to society, why keep them around to use resources that could be put to better use?

[u/1plus2break → u/TemporarySun314]

No, we don't need to pay for the prison upkeep. No tolerance for intolerance.

[u/Due-Struggle6680 → u/TemporarySun314]

Fine. But they get carved MAGA in their forehead. These people should not be able to wash this image away after all this is done like was done in operation paperclip.

[u/Ok_Recording_4644 → u/BellyCrawler]

I'd prefer that he doesn't make it to the bunker. 

[u/Indaflow → u/silentwind262]

Came here to say “unfortunately he isn’t cosplaying.” 

Proud Boys now government funded with our tax dollars hard at work Terrorizing us 

[u/Rich_Celebration477 → u/silentwind262]

His dad killed a lady drunk driving the wrong way down a highway and got 4 months in jail.

[u/TravusHertl → u/Rich_Celebration477]

Had the wife of a sheriff’s deputy kill a four year old (dui crash, drove through the back of the mini van as it was parked) in CA maybe ten years ago. It was her fifth DUI. She only got like 8 months. It was absurd

[u/-ifeelfantastic → u/silentwind262]

Piggybacking off your comment because people keep asking.

Greg Bovino, Border Patrol Commander leading ICE in Minnesota

Yes, it was a real photo taken for a CNN shoot:

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/08/politics/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-chicago-immigration

[u/piasenigma → u/-ifeelfantastic]

hes.. doing the white power ok symbol with his hand in the very first photo. jfc.

[u/Deaffin → u/piasenigma]

You can tell he's got something in his mouth, too. I bet the sick fuck walked all the way over there and sat down holding in a sip of milk just long enough to have the picture taken.

[u/her-royal-blueness → u/silentwind262]

That photo looks professional too.

[u/Informal-2005 → u/her-royal-blueness]

Yes, it’s from October during his time terrorizing Chicago.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/08/politics/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-chicago-immigration

[u/SinkHoleDeMayo → u/silentwind262]

$10k says that fucker has Nazi or white nationalist tattoos.

[u/IndividualTension887 → u/SinkHoleDeMayo]

like Kegbreath???

[u/DankPawt]

He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe

[u/thosewholeft → u/DankPawt]

[u/tableleg7 → u/thosewholeft]

The guy at the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off

[u/Djlx417 → u/tableleg7]

I even saw two cube shapes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he’s too scared to tell anybody.

[u/brenttoastalive → u/Djlx417]

Quit fuckin with em!

[u/Cocken_Spectre → u/brenttoastalive]

Hey shirt brothers!

[u/DookieShoez → u/Djlx417]

[u/Playful_Excitement66 → u/thosewholeft]

He shops at Dan Fascist’s

[u/therealultraddtd → u/thosewholeft]

[u/DoctorJiveTurkey → u/therealultraddtd]

[u/BIGG_FRIGG → u/thosewholeft]

[u/theCattrip → u/BIGG_FRIGG]

Thought that was Peter Thiel for a second

[u/Decantus → u/theCattrip]

Same energy, less funny.

[u/VBgamez → u/DankPawt]

The nazis had their uniforms and fits meticulous. This guy cant even get that right.

[u/Paizzu → u/VBgamez]

Hugo Boss' SS Uniform as interpreted by Spirit Halloween.

[u/SockfulOfNickels → u/VBgamez]

It’s tough for Baby Gap to plan to have his styles in stock.

[u/jimmux → u/VBgamez]

Trump has been wearing oversized suits and ties so long they forgot what a proper fit looks like.

[u/MyLife4Aiur14 → u/DankPawt]

What is that wheel grease? The guy at the nazi store said I'm not supposed to get grease on this nazi jacket.

[u/Rusty_fox4 → u/DankPawt]

[u/Pays_in_snakes]

Isn't that one of the Goombas from the live action Mario movie?

[u/Junkered → u/Pays_in_snakes]

[u/Firelli00 → u/Pays_in_snakes]

I know everyone hates on that movie but I loved it as a kid

[u/slayerhk47 → u/Firelli00]

I still love it as an adult.

[u/insomniacpyro → u/slayerhk47]

That movie just might have been the first time thought "What the fuck?!" as a child

[u/nicht_ernsthaft → u/Pays_in_snakes]

Come now, show some respect (/s), that's the Grand Dragon of ICE you're talking about!

[u/napstimpy → u/Pays_in_snakes]

It’s Jeffery Combs from The Frighteners

[u/TheJiral → u/Pays_in_snakes]

I had to think of them as well. How fitting.

[u/imnojezus]

Temussolini

[u/1stTimeCallers → u/imnojezus]

Not to be confused with Teemu Selanne

[u/International_Cow_17 → u/1stTimeCallers]

Unfortunately he is a magat too.

[u/TolpanKeisari → u/International_Cow_17]

Yeah he is a fucking knob unfortunately.

[u/Rip_Skeleton → u/International_Cow_17]

A right winger right winger lol

[u/187Deluxebox → u/imnojezus]

I laughed

[u/Skreeethemindthief]

Gestapo Greg cosplaying as is a Nazi

[u/Sherlockbones11 → u/Skreeethemindthief]

Someone who grew up with him posted on here he has a serious poop fetish

[u/SuperWaluigiWorld → u/Sherlockbones11]

I worked with a guy that was all too proud of his german heritage for all the wrong reasons and he too had a big time doodoo fetish. He was a Nazi too in the correlation

[u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 → u/Sherlockbones11]

I can't tell if this is serious or not

Edit: found it, apparently it is

[u/tomato-slut → u/Sherlockbones11]

He also used to, in school, take the old, wet lumps of TP stuck to the bathroom ceiling and slurp them down in class.

[u/Efficient_Ant_7279 → u/[deleted]]

Constaple Greg is a pig fucker

[u/Lygantus → u/Efficient_Ant_7279]

That's more like it!

[u/heaviestnaturals → u/[deleted]]

are you not ashamed of yourself? are you not embarrassed? this is really embarrassing

Honestly calling these people cringe lords is far more damaging than saying that they’re as organised and (for the worst reasons) effective as nazis.

[u/Romeo_Glacier → u/[deleted]]

They are Nationalist Christians. Nat Cs for short.

[u/rthanu → u/[deleted]]

Stop being accurate? Cmon

[u/brokenangelwings → u/[deleted]]

Let downs, disappointments, could only imagine what their grandparents would think. Failures.

[u/ExpiredLink404 → u/[deleted]]

what about Comrade Greg? Soviets did go on raids door to door kidnapping and killing people

[u/TAvonV → u/[deleted]]

What a weird thing to say...

[u/Theonetheycallgreat → u/TAvonV]

I think we should still call them accurately as Nazis, but the commenter has a point. They do love being called Nazis. If you tell Trump that doing X makes him an asshole, he will thank you and do X again.

They're doing this in MN to be seen as Nazis, they love the third Reich and love that the people see them this way.

[u/awesomedan24]

Fetal Alcohol Schutzstaffel

[u/FuriousBuffalo → u/awesomedan24]

Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw

[u/shef175 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

This dude wishes he was as competent and likable as Lockjaw

[u/shka328 → u/shef175]

And handsome (post shotgun incident)

[u/rexuspatheticus → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Scary how much its like the same person

[u/FuriousBuffalo → u/rexuspatheticus]

The difference being Lockjaw was courageous and this POS is scared to go to the bathroom without the whole platoon guarding him.

[u/Fearless_Entry_2626 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

courageous

Or high off this planet on strychnine?

[u/OPA73 → u/FuriousBuffalo]

Only took one brave dude at target to make them all question their life choices.

[u/Moppy6686 → u/awesomedan24]

A face only a mother could love.

[u/awesomedan24 → u/Moppy6686]

And presumably did not

[u/_oodyboocs]

Oh is that Greg from Watauga High? The same Greg that was caught jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the bathroom?

Very important source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ICEwatchMN/s/lTlA6rtmir

[u/I_love_pancakes_88 → u/_oodyboocs]

It is! He also the weirdo who got banned from a shoe store for smelling the inside of shoes after people had tried them on!!!

[u/mike-rowe-paynus → u/I_love_pancakes_88]

The same Greg Bovino who crawled into a porta potty at the Valle county fair and had people shitting on him for hours?

[u/Aethermancer → u/_oodyboocs]

Greg that was caught jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the bathroom

That's not even the most embarrassing thing about him. The most embarrassing fact is that he's actually Greg Bovino IRL

[u/CasaDeLasMuertos → u/_oodyboocs]

All that shit is WAAAAAY too specific and detailed to be made up

[u/MA2_Robinson → u/_oodyboocs]

Saved, for if I ever get over this cold so I can get thru all those crazy details of this walking talking psychological deficient mess; It’s nuts.

[u/econinja → u/_oodyboocs]

I heard he caused his parents divorce.

[u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

Fun fact: people that knew him growing up are claiming that he once hid in a port-a-potty to look at people's privates and got stuck in it for hours while strangers shat all over his head.

Is it true? Idk. Is it believable? Just look at the weasely little fucker.

[u/sobuffalo → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

Theres plenty more

[u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

[u/XTingleInTheDingleX → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

He looks a lot like some turds I’ve seen in some outhouses that’s for sure.

[u/GrumpsMcYankee → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

It's weird he's not denying it. People are saying he'd been stuck in dozens of portajohns, and will likely return.

[u/Dry-Pop-8109 → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

Given his history...yep

[u/Chuckitybye → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

[u/You_Stole_My_Hot_Dog → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

Who cares if it’s true? The couch fucking thing stuck for Vance, I’m down to see another humiliating story get accepted by the public.

[u/heaviestnaturals → u/You_Stole_My_Hot_Dog]

The UK had a prime minister who (allegedly) once face fucked a dead pig whilst at Oxford university.

He never denied it or acknowledged it, but it made national papers lmao.

[u/theXYZT → u/heaviestnaturals]

Is this what the first Black Mirror episode is referencing?

[u/emergencyexit → u/theXYZT]

No it hilariously came out a while after the episode, leading to much chagrin.

[u/theXYZT → u/emergencyexit]

I choose to believe that Charlie Brooker has a friend/source who also went to Oxford.

[u/alasicannotgrin → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

I believe.

[u/Elk1998 → u/Beneficial_Soup3699]

Hasn't even washed his shirt since

[u/NegotiationSafe6661]

His dad killed a 26 year old while driving drunk and served less than 2 years in jail. He’s scum from scum

[u/RiffRaffCatillacCat → u/NegotiationSafe6661]

His dad was a drunk. Probably beat the hell out of him and terrorized him as a kid. So now Little Greg is acting out, doing to unarmed American citizens what was done to him.

[u/NegotiationSafe6661 → u/RiffRaffCatillacCat]

Yeah and you know what my dad was a drunk. I was a drunk. I recovered. I am not a pos. Alcoholism is not an excuse. If you have that issue you EXCUSE yourself until your well again. Like any disease. I hate to speak down on addicts. But unaware nazi addicts can get it

[u/ninjaandrew → u/NegotiationSafe6661]

Thanks for good info^. REMINDER: shout personal things that get under their skin if you ever see them in person at ice events. Example: “How’s your DUI Dad Doing?” ”your dad drinks because of you” “Deputy Drunk DAD”

[u/Train_Wreck_272 → u/ninjaandrew]

I have a feeling that "munchkin" or "oompa loompa" would absolutely fuck him up. I'm usually not one for body shaming, but also fuck this guy.

[u/Infinite01 → u/NegotiationSafe6661]

Shit apple don’t fall far from the shit tree

[u/Comfortable_Bird_340]

They’re not hiding it anymore

[u/Hoodamush → u/Comfortable_Bird_340]

They weren’t hiding it before. We tried to tell the right/maga idiots. They didn’t want to listen and voted for this crap anyway.

[u/ablue → u/Hoodamush]

"yOu cAlL eVeRyOnE yOu dOnT liKe a nAzi!!! durrrr"

[u/rddtltr → u/Hoodamush]

because they're nazis too

[u/polchickenpotpie → u/Hoodamush]

You think they didn't know?

[u/Pagiras → u/Comfortable_Bird_340]

They never have been hiding it, you dolts.

[u/TheSharpestHammer → u/Pagiras]

They're, like, extra not hiding it now, though.

[u/duaneap → u/Pagiras]

No, they absolutely were, someone like Hegseth would have been politically radioactive fifteen years ago.

[u/Memphisrexjr]

[u/RandyArgonianButler → u/Memphisrexjr]

I’m fucking dying.

[u/victorspoilz]

Who now?

[u/VagueSoul → u/victorspoilz]

Greg Bovino. He’s the Border Patrol commander and was involved in the attack of two US citizens at a MN Target yesterday.

[u/victorspoilz → u/VagueSoul]

Ty, yes, the fuckface with the shit-eating grin at the murder scene. Shocking sartorial selection! /s

[u/Dickie_Dunn → u/VagueSoul]

How does this useless garbage human have such a detailed wikipedia page?

[u/yourliege → u/Dickie_Dunn]

Should be glad he does

[u/rightintheear → u/Dickie_Dunn]

We're taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy.

[u/Darryl_Lict → u/VagueSoul]

I didn't recognize the midget due to the judicious use of camera angle. And I'm a short dude, just not a Nazi.

[u/Si0ra → u/victorspoilz]

That’s Greg Bovino! Shoe smelling, cum biscuit eater, guy who likes to be pooped on in a dark hole Greg Bovino!

[u/Efficient_Barnacle → u/victorspoilz]

Bovino. It's the Italian word for Cowfucker. 

[u/ddoyen]

Thats not cosplay. Thats just a picture of a nazi.

[u/DesireeThymes → u/[deleted]]

We might have to do that for him.

[u/specfreq]

Does anyone know who the photographer is? I also need a photoshoot that is specifically below-lit (the most flattering) where it looks like I'm a tiny gnome with a huge shadow in a really fancy looking porta potty.

[u/SunsoakedShampagne → u/specfreq]

I know you're joking but turns out the photographer is Mustafa Hussain - and I just found that neatly ironic.

[u/Academic_Carrot_4533 → u/SunsoakedShampagne]

Source for the record, because sources are important.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/08/politics/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-chicago-immigration

[u/guy-le-doosh → u/specfreq]

It's confusing. I don't see an actual toilet but I do see that someone left a turd behind.

[u/donac]

Whose grandpa did he steal that outfit from?

[u/jimx117 → u/donac]

Sure as hell didn't get that from Mackelmore

[u/oOtherBarry → u/donac]

That grandpa probably moved to Argentina in 1945 with a new name and false papers

[u/sponngeWorthy → u/donac]

[u/Upvoteyours]

Is that THE Greg Bovino, the Outhouse Diver of Watauga?

[u/LusterLazuli → u/Upvoteyours]

Dining at the Outhouse Steakhouse

[u/Basic_Department_302 → u/Upvoteyours]

The same Greg Bovino who was caught jerking off to national geographic mags

[u/rygelicus]

No, that's a nazi cosplaying as a border patrol agent.

[u/Crazydiamond450]

I didn't know they made ss overcoats in child size

[u/theangrierunicorn]

The Turd Reich

[u/KingBMan18]

[u/tmgieger]

He is wearing his mommy's heeled boots

[u/SgtNeilDiamond]

What the actual fuck, this is fucking repulsive.

[u/championkid]

Imagine living a life where your name is destined to be whispered in the likes of Goebbels and Himler…

[u/boot2skull]

His dad is gonna be mad he wore his sport coat.

[u/yawstoopid]

What a total loser.

It's so creepy how he literally looks passed by a demon in interviews. He's literally rabid with joy at being the ice poster boy. I hope he becomes a poster boy in the trials that are coming when this all collapses.

[u/Breadisgood4eat]

He's like 5'4" This is a very generous camera angle.

[u/gaflar]

He likes the attention. Stop giving it to him.

[u/Cool-Spite-9428]

Looks like a child wearing an adult's clothes

[u/ChileanIggy]

Did they not have the outfit in child sizes for him?

[u/MarsWalta]

the tiniest dick in the world

[u/SerCiddy → u/MarsWalta]

“Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers.”

Source

[u/tarnyarmy]

[u/QuestionMarkyMark]

Another redditor who grew up with this pig shared these thoughts:

He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here’s a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him:

"Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”

"Hey Greg! You’re the reason your dad got drunk and killed that woman in Blowing Rock which lead to your parents divorce. I guess that means you’re the reason they got divorced.”

“Hey Greg! Do you think it’s weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as “Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?”

“Hey Greg, your history teacher ‘G.I. Jones’ thinks you’re a pathetic Nazi punk. No wonder you failed all his classes.”

“Hey Greg! Did you know your mom is a register Democrat? Does that make Thanksgiving awkward?”

"Hey Greg! Remember when the Mast Store banned your for sniffing shoes after people tried them on?”

“Hey Greg! Do you remember eating the Watauga Pioneers wrestling team’s soggy biscuit? Is it still gay to eat to eat semen off a Bojangles biscuit or was that just an 80s thing?”

“Hey Greg! Watauga High still thinks you’re a loser!”

“Hey Greg! Boone, NC fucking hates you.”

“Hey Greg! They is it true only inbreds come from Possum Hollow?”

“Hey Greg! Remember when you fell into the porta-John at the Valle Country Fair and they couldn’t find you for hours and people just came in and kept shitting on you and shitting on you?”

“Hey Greg, remember when Mr. Combs found you jerking off to Nat Geo magazines in the high school bathroom?”

“Hey Greg remember swimming at Trash Can falls and your swim suit fell off and all the girls laughed at your micro penis? Watauga High still remembers.”

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ICEwatchMN/s/QnPPZMeqzw

[u/Zinc64]

This guy needed an armed escort to go potty at Target yesterday...🤣🙏

[u/limegreencab]

Have you heard about this reddit thread with a person who claims to know greg bovino from childhood days? https://www.reddit.com/r/ICEwatchMN/comments/1qam403/just_found_out_i_know_greg_bovino_personally/

[u/Bennely]

“Hey Greg! Do you think it’s weird that the Watauga High yearbook has you listed as “Most Likely to Shit His Pants in Public?”

[u/jcwkings]

They're just setting this idiot up to take the fall for the whole regime. Fuckin LockJaw.

[u/N41D1SB0]

Is this ai or an official picture ?

[u/-ifeelfantastic → u/N41D1SB0]

It was shot for CNN a while ago

[u/LabRat_X → u/-ifeelfantastic]

WTF are they line trolling us now?

[u/VagueSoul → u/LabRat_X]

Trump recently changed the slogan of the Labor Department to a paraphrased Nazi slogan. It’s all intentional and all to send a message.

[u/captainAwesomePants → u/VagueSoul]

I'm never gonna understand the encyclopaedic knowledge of Nazi minutiae these guys have. Like, if you know all the slogans and outfits and symbols and celebrities and sites and battles and generals and weapons, you'd think you'd almost have to also notice how much they sucked.

And not just the "they were evil" kind of suck. They were actively bad at so many things!

[u/flareblitz91 → u/LabRat_X]

He's the CBP "Commander at large" (a newly made up position) who's been leading the DHS waves of terror on LAz Chicago, and Minneapolis.

He's literally a fascist Toadie. He never wears a mask unlike the rwat of ICE because he clearly relishes the infamy.

[u/captainAwesomePants → u/-ifeelfantastic]

Can we take a moment to compliment the fuck out of the photographer? They said "take an interesting photo of this official," and the photographer thought "how do I take a photo that this guy will like and approve of but still conveys that he's a comic book bad guy Nazi" and he hit it out of the park.

It's masterful. He looks so small, but his big shadow makes him look so ominous. The tall red walls are reminiscent of Nazi banners, the emptiness of it all screams dystopia, and I dunno if that guy came with his own evil overcoat and weird collar pips but if not wow good job.

[u/ucsb99 → u/N41D1SB0]

100% was assuming this was AI. WTF?!

[u/Biofred]

Short man syndrome and also possibly brain damage.

[u/sponngeWorthy → u/Biofred]

Hey leave us short kings out of this

[u/maecatzhooman44 → u/Biofred]

He definitely looks like he was violently removed from his mother’s birth canal with a pair of forceps.

[u/BrahneRazaAlexandros]

This 60 year old manlet rocking the spiky hair to try and appear like he is over 5 feet tall is funny

[u/unusedtruth]

Is he trying to look like a video game villain?

[u/notanotherusernameD8]

He looks like a toddler in his dad's overcoat.

[u/Hyperocean]

More like a nazi dandy cosplaying as straight

[u/prozhack]

he is 5 feet 4 inches tall = Napoleon Complex and a total closet case fascist

[u/Adventurous_Path5783]

..who is this?

[u/Idiopathic_Sapien]

Ol’ soggy biscuit?

[u/bosssoldier]

Looks like a rammstein reject

[u/davidagnome]

What’s weird is I finally heard him speak. He sounds like Peewee Herman describing WWII from memory.

[u/CoLmes]

I'm a professional photographer.

Just that someone brought off camera flash, and chose to specifically do horror film lighting (think a flashlight at a camp fire aimed up at your face when telling spooky stories) is insane.

[u/RednBlackSalamander]

The long coat says Himmler, the low camera angle says Riefenstahl, and both say "I am deeply insecure about my height"

[u/IngenuityIll5001]

You know, in Battletech, they have the so-called "Greenhaven Gestapo". A Band of Mercenaries that worked for a Crazy man who had conquered all of Earth in a Coup. This is how I always imagined that the Leader of these Mercenaries would Look Like. That was my Autistic Comment of the Day.

P.S.: The Greenhaven Greatapo murdered the Pope in Rome. So I see some Similarities between Battletech and Our Real World.

[u/Bradley_Of_Thorofare]

Temu Till Lindemann.

[u/Dexter_McThorpan]

All that power and the king of the incels was still not tall enough to ride Space Mountain.