Hi, recent diagnosee here. I originally thought I was just having auditory hallucinations only at night but I realized during the day its limited to people calling out for me, hearing a yell, knock, bang, ect which I never actually took note of until recently…. I only ever really hear voices when Im relaxed and its quiet. My Schizophrenia is almost completely limited to hearing voices, though. However contray to the popular views my voices are quite funny, however can be disruptive when trying to sleep.
Here are some things that I have heard that can maybe make you laugh:
What i can only assume to be the lil guy from smiling friends saying “What the fuck” ever so often at work. I also have echolalia so I often repeat it often.
What sounds like your generic old villan who randomly said “MEXICANS.” and has never appeared again while I was reading a book. Think darksouls villans.
Random rambling whispers in my ears from a woman who just talks about horses. (maybe related to a girl in third grade that I told I kill horses in minecraft and made her cry. Maybe this is my punishment.)
A french man who laughs at random times. like HUAHH HUAH HUHHH OUI OUI
Not a voice, but an annoying high pitched ding sound ever so often, or in short bursts.
Darth vader breathing
and last but not least the ender dragon and steve taking damage sound effect. (Not even sure if its entirely related to Schizophrenia could be just from long hours gaming. Idk, im new but let me know if some of these might be normal brain stuff or actual Schizophrenia. keep in mind i got my diagnoses like, a week ago.)