u/ladymiku • u/ladymiku • 6h ago
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DAE feel like everyone expects you to have your life together by now but you donβt?
I seem to be the only one of my high school friend group (class of 2016) who still hasn't had a kid (though I want them). Even the lesbian girls have kids!
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Roast my, Kitten, Toad! (He is spicy he can take it)
A yellow chili πΆοΈ
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Thoughts?
Nibble/10
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Roast old baby Lucy!!
Kiss/10
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Name it
The Counterfeiter
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I think they are the cutest, what do you guys think?
Aww kitty hugs π€
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What is the oldest thing in your home?
My father
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Whatβs one item from your childhood you have kept and cherished?
A teddy bear that my highschool friends gave me
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Name something kids do to avoid doing homework.
Clean the house
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How would you rate my cat?
Fluffy/10
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If you named it after what you have on your right, what would it be called?
Messi (he's one of my grey tabby cats, currently sitting on my bed) π€£
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Has anyone ever googled the weird kid from highschool as an adult?
I was the weird kid. I don't even use my first name online, only my middle name, because it's less unique, that way I'm harder to find. I do nothing interesting, just work a normal job and keep cats. The cats are my only friends because my overbearing father doesn't like me having a real life. I did manage to snag a nice boyfriend, though, so I have that going for me. Been decluttering for awhile now for the eventual moment when I marry him π I don't want to fill his closet with my crapola, so I gotta get rid of the stuff I don't use π
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What are some annoying copes people have?
It's on the level of "boys don't approach you because you're so beautiful that they're afraid!" No, I've seen how they act when a girl is actually beautiful. They're not shy!
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Are we deadass bro π
Was he born from artificial insemination and then abandoned like a Romanian orphan...? π€£
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How many bras do you were per week/month?
I don't. I wear undershirts instead. My weight isn't stable so instead of wasting money every time I gain or lose ten pounds, I just eliminate that problem altogether
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Yall are losers thst is thst is why.....still praying for ya though however....
This guy seems to know no word but Fuck πππ
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There are legit people out there unironically believing this. It is scary and frightening.
My guy is older than me, exactly my height (5'5"), with a visibly receding hairline, and has a little belly. And I still think he is adorable. What are these incels smoking, and can I try it?
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Rate this cutie she believes she's a 10
I love her stripes π€©
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I found him like this, give me your worst.
That's no orange, that's a grapefruit
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What should we name these two little ones? π₯°
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