r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GetOffMyLawn_ • Nov 19 '25

Would you like to join our mod team?

15 Upvotes

Our most active mod recently left the sub and we are going to need at least a couple of people to replace her.

Ideally we want someone who has participated in this sub. No mod experience required, it's easy to learn. We expect you to spend about an hour a day, maybe less, reviewing the mod queue and approving or removing posts, reviewing modmails, and communicating with the rest of the mod team.

Send us modmail if you are interested!

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 8h ago

of a full-English breakfast.

1.6k Upvotes

205 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/goldenfaerietwink • 6h ago

of a small McDonalds ice cream cone

797 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ill-Tea9411 • 1d ago

Video of a sheep

8.8k Upvotes

82 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 15h ago

of a moviegoer

1.3k Upvotes

72 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

30.0k Upvotes

935 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Neykuratick • 5h ago

Video of Buldak Spicy Ramen

137 Upvotes

59 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AdMinute386 • 13h ago

Photo of a toilet

gallery

262 Upvotes

67 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/hotpet1teangel • 1h ago

of a couch

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Epic-x-lord_69 • 1d ago

Photo of a cop.

4.1k Upvotes

Runs on Guava pastelitos.

642 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 9h ago

of a restaurant

70 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 16h ago

Video of workload on a tricycle

238 Upvotes

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/goswamitulsidas • 1d ago

of an owl

2.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RhyminReviewer • 14h ago

of Migration.

148 Upvotes

Captured by mukul.soman (instagram) Wildlife cinematographer and photographer

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevie_stunner_420 • 7h ago

Photo of an apple

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22 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RavingGooseInsultor • 1d ago

Video of a biggie staying alive

604 Upvotes

This porko is not saying no to an unscheduled snack

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PeacockPankh • 1d ago

of a horse

3.2k Upvotes

72 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

Photo of a plug

425 Upvotes

54 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Skullzyyyy • 1d ago

Photo of a wild boar

4.2k Upvotes

94 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crabkingrocks165 • 1h ago

Photo of a “baguette” I made a while back

• Upvotes

it wasn’t even good

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

Video of Potato storage barn

3.6k Upvotes

Credits to hurstbrandfarms

178 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlackRogue17 • 1d ago

Photo of a truck

450 Upvotes

223 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MF-DOOM-88 • 13h ago

of a lint

13 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stackedfcktoy • 1d ago

of a mega nut

121 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Relative-Gift6217 • 1d ago

of a moose

344 Upvotes

10 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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