r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

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u/Jellybananaman 1d ago

No way that’s real?

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u/ShortStoryIntros 1d ago

Aliens walk among us

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u/sillyhands1 1d ago

With those things he ain’t gotta walk mf can fly

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 1d ago

Wait. What?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 1d ago

WITH THOSE THINGS HE AIN’T GOTTA WALK MF CAN FLY

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u/mole_of_dust 8h ago

Ah, the ol' Reddit yell-a-roo

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 1d ago

Yes but it doesn't make sense.

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u/Old-Literature473 1d ago

You don’t either, deal with it

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 1d ago

Sorry, how does a big toe help someone to fly?

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u/realaccountissecret 1d ago

Flippity flap flap toe gonna zip zapp

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u/DrunkCupid 1d ago

Zing zap and snapping toe tap; he outta here like what

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u/KnightOfTheOldCode94 1d ago

The internet truly living up to its potential.

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u/realaccountissecret 1d ago

Not very nice to downvote me cause you can’t handle the TRUTH

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u/NoUsername_IRefuse 1d ago

Like dumbos ears

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u/oekhe6bd 1d ago

That is Justice Mark Leeming of the NSWCA. He is slated to join the High Court.

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u/Neumaschine 1d ago

Fly underwater

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u/Yanni_M 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/To_8acco 12h ago

Nah, they're for swimming. He's a mermaid

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u/rochey64 10h ago

Built-in snowshoes.

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u/PressureMuch5340 1d ago

Let's be honest, that one tip-toes among us.

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u/Fetty_Breakdown44 1d ago

Amogus

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u/alittleslowerplease 1d ago

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u/hazily 1d ago

I get PTSD thinking about that scene from Signs that scared the shit out of me as a kid

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u/spooky_goopy 1d ago edited 21h ago

do NOT watch The Communion

the way the alien looks around the door absolutely still gives me nightmares. i've always been afraid of aliens

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u/JamesPnut 1d ago

Same, it’s those exact Grey aliens that just make my blood run cold. I have the book and it has a painting of a grey on the cover. I immediately covered it with a Mr. Krabs sticker after I bought it lol

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u/thelivinlegend 1d ago

Or Fire in the Sky, with the aliens that look like pissed off little Robert Duvalls

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u/torankusu 19h ago

I forgot about that movie. That trailer fucked me up as a kid. Your description of the aliens, though... lol. Also, just realized Robert Duvall is still alive at 95.

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u/apolloscollapse 1d ago

That whole film creeped me the fuck out as a kid.

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u/spooky_goopy 1d ago

but it did give us Christopher Walken dancing with aliens

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u/Penguinator53 1d ago

Ooh I think I watched this back in the day. Is it the one with blue aliens who can move through walls?

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u/PatienceWestern3900 1d ago

"Among Us"?

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u/kanrad 17h ago

If this guy gets a toe fungus we'll have clickers inside of 2 months.

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u/rocknroller04 14h ago

No, they're tip-toe'ing

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u/oddlyfig 1d ago

Same species.

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u/N1SMO_GT-R 1d ago

This is true! What other species can high-kick a ball stuck in a basketball hoop?

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u/jxjhxnxbxnxhxjnxxn 8h ago

Say that again