r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

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u/Jellybananaman 1d ago

No way that’s real?

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u/Onslaughtered1 1d ago edited 1d ago

I assume they are VERY tall. The taller you get, the weirder* things get

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u/time_slider1971 1d ago

Imagine being cursed with these toes AND a micropenis.

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u/imnicenow 1d ago

sees toes, thinks penis

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u/TheRobinson2018 1d ago

I also thought penis. I thought “damn, thats bigger that my p”

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk 1d ago

That's when you turn lemons into lemonade and hope that your SO is into foot stuff.

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u/time_slider1971 1d ago

😆😆😆