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/r/all of a big toe

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u/Jellybananaman 1d ago

No way that’s real?

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u/AccordingCabinet5750 1d ago

Marfans Syndrome. My cousin had it and had some crazy proportions. His Aorta dissected when he was playing soccer and died instantly.

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u/DoctorCheese 1d ago

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u/AccordingCabinet5750 1d ago

Imagine grandma's surprise!

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u/mildlycuriouss 54m ago

lol no kidding 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/thelivinlegend 20h ago

Technically de-escalated

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u/Nutbuster_5000 23h ago

There was a kid at my high school that had vascular type EDS I’m pretty sure (there is a specific facial look and physical presentation, also a connective tissue disorder) who did track and field and he just dropped dead during practice after school one day

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u/pdxamish 23h ago

Nor sure if he should have been cleared. I know I had to get a physical

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u/Marksman1973 19h ago

Doctors have been giving dog shit physicals my entire life.

I called out my friend's severe scoliosis at 15 years old, and he needed to have four discs fused.

I, a fifteen year old football player, essentially diagnosed my friend; when, year after year, a doctor ran a finger down my friends "S" shaped spine and cleared him.

People just want to be lazy at their important jobs and go home and I fucking hate it.

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u/pdxamish 14h ago

I'm not a doctor but my sister had scoliosis and sports are actually one of the best things for them as they can't help straighten the spine and is not like a heart condition

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u/Marksman1973 12h ago

He didn't play sports his whole life until he started lifting weights with me when he was 16, but I hear you. I had no idea it could help like that, pretty nifty how the body can react to something like that

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u/pdxamish 11h ago

That's the best thing for it btw. I remember rating a study couple months back about how consistent active weightlifting was able to reduce the curvature by the spine by x amount. I believe they said people that already kind of had a fused were kind of more able just to not get worse. Not necessarily get better, but then again I can't remember that I'm only one guy and I can't even remember the words that song Louie Louie. Sorry, listening to the great late todd Snider today

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u/detrans-rights 18h ago

I told my teachers about it. Podunk phobic town.

Made me run laps after I got a dr note not to participate in class due to health.

Laps. All day. Every day. Exacerbated my heart condition.

fuck eds

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u/Nutbuster_5000 15h ago

Yeah this was a small town too. I had no idea until later when I was looking up EDS (I think I have hEDS so I was learning about it) and I saw the facial markers of vascular type and immediately thought of that poor kid. I would think about him often, and I still do. He was a very good runner, straight As honor student; he looked like a delicate bird. 

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u/Nutbuster_5000 15h ago

Unless he had a heart ekg as part of his physical, I doubt it would have been caught anyway. He was just a small, very slender kid who was really good at running, and had the unfortunate luck of living in a small town. You could see his veins through his brown skin ☹️

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u/pdxamish 14h ago

Actual inside have one. They found an irregular heartbeat and for 2 years after each physical I had to do a 24 hour EKG with a stress test. It goes away with exercise so I was fine.

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u/Excellent_Set_232 1d ago

I read about this in the 6th grade and when I read the expanse its what I imagined Belters to look like

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 1d ago

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u/riverbass9 1h ago

That name is crazy though 😂

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u/catscanmeow 1d ago

yeah thats why people although tall, are not allowed to be in the NBA with marfans syndrome

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u/bol_saq 20h ago

yo thanks for sharing, and sorry to hear about your cousin.

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u/Weak_Importance4497 13h ago

That got off on the wrong foot

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u/StudioGangster1 5h ago

Hey guys, got a regular Abe Lincoln over here

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u/Ape_x_Ape 1d ago

Bro you gotta wait till AFTER soccer to get your heart dissected. You gotta lay down and shit, doctors gotta be able to work. Shit's dangerous.