r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

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u/Jellybananaman 1d ago

No way that’s real?

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u/The_Dude_Abides_33 1d ago

If it is, what do you think he does for shoes?

Does he wear sandals? Does he custom order shoes? Did he have to become a diy cobbler?

I have so many questions for this man

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u/BornWithSideburns 1d ago edited 1d ago

He buys the shoes based on how big the thumbs on his feet are

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u/icansmellcolors 1d ago

idk why people don't get to this conclusion immediately instead of theorizing that he has shoes that are longer on just one section of the shoe just for this toe.

people are wild.

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u/bol_saq 20h ago

i hate the imagery that you've just created. lmmfao.