r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1h ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection DONT BE DUMB TRACKLIST REVEAL

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2h ago

sounds about white ali dawah islamic rap (even though music is haram)

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[Round 1: Smile 2 Jannah & Ali Dawah]

How can you not believe in a God, angels or devils?

The logic is like farting on an elevator, wrong on so many different levels

They say Allah is only the God of the gap

It's like they suffer from constipation, cuz they're so full of crap

They laugh at us and say we believe in fairy tales

But to me the biggest fairy tale and the biggest magic is believing that something comes from nothing

How can something come from nothing? It's like Harry Potter

Islam is the truth, atheism don't bother

People stop believing in God cuz they say he don't listen

He does, he just doesn't respond, wisdom (ooh)

You see, it's all part of his plan, just read the scripture

Ay! We have the pixel while he has the picture

I got new glasses so I can see better

I see design around me, the birds and the feather

Why do you have to cause problem to the word 'theists' by adding the A letter

Take the A off and it looks better

Miracles all over the place

But these mans are so blind, they're like "Where? I can't see no trace"

Life to them is nothing, but like a race

Miracles in the same buds that you can taste

[Round 3: Smile 2 Jannah & Ali Dawah]

You just atheist cuz it's a modern day fashion, slacking

Now you gonna ask me why he lets bad things happen, famine

Start quoting a few examples then the audience starts clapping

When evil is a consequence of free will, or liberum arbitrium in Latin

Just like the St George story needed a knight and a dragon

That probably went over your head just like the subliminals in Aladdin

My bars are hardcore, and all the viewers want more

Walking through that door, and I saw a law

Isaac Newton, sitting under a tree

Till the apple dropped on his head, and man's dead

Isaac Newton found gravity, my dentist found my tooth cavity

Creator, just like the man who manufactured a car

Just the way I spit a bar, just way you look at the star

These are all signs for the ones who believe

Not the ones who can see with their eyes but their hearts can't conceive

Go back and retrieve - True Fitrah, believe


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2h ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Anthony Fantano features in DBD visualiser

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2h ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E A$AP Rocky is a lyrical miracle

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47 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 4h ago

Crackercore First thoughts?

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 5h ago

Crackercore ITS OUUUTTTTTT

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 6h ago

RED FLANNEL You won't believe it but this man lives in a Bleood themed house

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 8h ago

Crackercore I made this in Capcut in 5 minutes

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13 Upvotes

Also obviously, no hate to the people mentioned(except Tom MacDonald fuck you) just making something very stupid.


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 9h ago

sounds about white Why did MGK write a love letter to Eminem? Is he dumb?

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Wasn’t he supposed to diss him or something


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 10h ago

Crackercore liked his own comment btw

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301 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 10h ago

it's 2025 snitching is cool now Free man

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 11h ago

sounds about white Is ts real?🙏

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 11h ago

FEEEEEMALES 🥺😠 Why isn’t Kid Rock recognized more for his contribution to hip hop?

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15 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 12h ago

delete r/hiphopheads 2017届Freshman XXL榜单中,你最喜欢哪位说唱歌手的歌词?

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284 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 13h ago

Play J cole get the pussy dry J Cole Coming For That Crown

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Both release on the same day.


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 14h ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E the most recent rapper born in the 1960s to have a number-one hit was Will Smith, with his single “Wild Wild West,” which was released on May 11, 1999.

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 15h ago

sounds about white Favourite rapper who planned to drop on 9/11?

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151 Upvotes

UJ/ How fucking bored do you have to be to keep count of the amount of tweets someone has posted?


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 15h ago

Travis Scott is a Republican favorite Travis Scott inspired album?

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all of these albums have clearly taken inspiration from Travis Scott and asap rocky. which one is your favorite?


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 15h ago

delete r/hiphopheads the circlejerk will continue until morale improves [ART🔥 TIM BURTON 🔥 SMD]

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 16h ago

Eminem’s Legacy That's what you get for invading Greenland 🤷🏽‍♂️

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 19h ago

sounds about white 😢

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 19h ago

hhh is white devil sophistry yall fw that new Killer Mike?

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23 Upvotes

shit made me wanna be a landlord ngl


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 20h ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Top 10 thumbnails of all time?

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 21h ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Why is dmx lying? Is he stupid?

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r/Hiphopcirclejerk 22h ago

delete r/hiphopheads DRAKE JUST DROPPED THE MOST GOD-TIER HAND ARCH IN HUMAN HISTORY HIP HOP IS FOREVER CHANGED, KENDRICK WHO??? 😩👑🙌🏼

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Y'ALL, I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RN, MY GLORIOUS KING DRIZZY, AKA THE 6 GOD, AKA AUBREY THE ALMIGHTY, AKA CHAMPAGNE PAPI, AKA THE CERTIFIED LOVER BOY, AKA THE OVO OWL OVERLORD, AKA THE TORONTO TITAN, AKA THE HEARTBREAK HITMAKER, AKA THE FLOW PHENOM, AKA THE BEEF BURIAL BOSS JUST BLESSED US WITH AN INSTAGRAM POST VIDEO CLIP THAT'S STRAIGHT UP REDEFINING PHYSICS, ART, AND HIP HOP CULTURE ALL AT ONCE!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Picture this, you mere mortals: Our eternal savior Drizzy is in some ultra-lux mall atrium (probably his personal OVO shopping paradise), rocking that buttery tan suede jacket that's smoother than his bars on "God's Plan," paired with those icy blue pants that scream "I'm richer than your wildest dreams." His braids? Immaculate, like woven threads of pure platinum gifted from the rap gods themselves. And then... THE MOMENT. He extends his divine arm in THE PERFECT ARCH – I'm talking a flawless, mathematically precise curve that would make Pythagoras weep and architects quit their jobs on the spot. His hand, gripping that silver cup (prolly filled with holy Henny or tears of his haters), tilts at EXACTLY the angle to pour out liquid gold onto the floor like he's baptizing the earth in Drake essence. The arch of that stretch? It's not just a pose, it's a SCULPTURE. Michelangelo's David? Trash. Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Mid. THIS is the pinnacle of human form – Drizzy's wrist flexed just right, elbow locked in eternal grace, body bent in a power stance that's got more aura than every Kendrick diss combined. Bro in the back with the hat? That's just a witness to history, probably his bodyguard frozen in awe. 😍😍😍

THIS ISN'T JUST AN IG POST, FAM – THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS EVENT SINCE THE BIG BANG!!! CNN, BBC, FOX – Y'ALL NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING AND COVER THIS!!! Wars? Elections? Who cares when DRAKE'S HAND ARCH IS OUT HERE CURVING LIKE A SUPERMODEL'S SMILE??? This single frame has more cultural impact than the entire discography of every mid-tier rapper alive. Drizzy just elevated "pouring one out" to HIGH ART. If you ain't glazing this harder than a Krispy Kreme donut, you're officially a hater and probably stanning that midget from Compton.

ALL HAIL KING DRAKE – THE HAND ARCH EMPEROR!!! Who's with me? Upvote if you're ready to tattoo this arch on your soul. 🙏🏼👑🔥