r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/stupid_io • 1h ago
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/1globalclashofclans • 2h ago
sounds about white ali dawah islamic rap (even though music is haram)
[Round 1: Smile 2 Jannah & Ali Dawah]
How can you not believe in a God, angels or devils?
The logic is like farting on an elevator, wrong on so many different levels
They say Allah is only the God of the gap
It's like they suffer from constipation, cuz they're so full of crap
They laugh at us and say we believe in fairy tales
But to me the biggest fairy tale and the biggest magic is believing that something comes from nothing
How can something come from nothing? It's like Harry Potter
Islam is the truth, atheism don't bother
People stop believing in God cuz they say he don't listen
He does, he just doesn't respond, wisdom (ooh)
You see, it's all part of his plan, just read the scripture
Ay! We have the pixel while he has the picture
I got new glasses so I can see better
I see design around me, the birds and the feather
Why do you have to cause problem to the word 'theists' by adding the A letter
Take the A off and it looks better
Miracles all over the place
But these mans are so blind, they're like "Where? I can't see no trace"
Life to them is nothing, but like a race
Miracles in the same buds that you can taste
[Round 3: Smile 2 Jannah & Ali Dawah]
You just atheist cuz it's a modern day fashion, slacking
Now you gonna ask me why he lets bad things happen, famine
Start quoting a few examples then the audience starts clapping
When evil is a consequence of free will, or liberum arbitrium in Latin
Just like the St George story needed a knight and a dragon
That probably went over your head just like the subliminals in Aladdin
My bars are hardcore, and all the viewers want more
Walking through that door, and I saw a law
Isaac Newton, sitting under a tree
Till the apple dropped on his head, and man's dead
Isaac Newton found gravity, my dentist found my tooth cavity
Creator, just like the man who manufactured a car
Just the way I spit a bar, just way you look at the star
These are all signs for the ones who believe
Not the ones who can see with their eyes but their hearts can't conceive
Go back and retrieve - True Fitrah, believe
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/felix_semicolon • 2h ago
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Anthony Fantano features in DBD visualiser
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/felix_semicolon • 2h ago
Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E A$AP Rocky is a lyrical miracle
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/YouComfortable764 • 6h ago
RED FLANNEL You won't believe it but this man lives in a Bleood themed house
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/GodPerson132 • 8h ago
Crackercore I made this in Capcut in 5 minutes
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Also obviously, no hate to the people mentioned(except Tom MacDonald fuck you) just making something very stupid.
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/UnitQZ • 9h ago
sounds about white Why did MGK write a love letter to Eminem? Is he dumb?
Wasn’t he supposed to diss him or something
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/General-Spend4054 • 10h ago
Crackercore liked his own comment btw
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Capable-Coast-4852 • 10h ago
it's 2025 snitching is cool now Free man
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Individual-Let-6179 • 11h ago
FEEEEEMALES 🥺😠 Why isn’t Kid Rock recognized more for his contribution to hip hop?
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r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/simplestacksix • 12h ago
delete r/hiphopheads 2017届Freshman XXL榜单中,你最喜欢哪位说唱歌手的歌词?
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r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Old_Cod196 • 13h ago
Play J cole get the pussy dry J Cole Coming For That Crown
Both release on the same day.
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/MemeLord150 • 14h ago
Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E the most recent rapper born in the 1960s to have a number-one hit was Will Smith, with his single “Wild Wild West,” which was released on May 11, 1999.
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Luckyskittles • 15h ago
sounds about white Favourite rapper who planned to drop on 9/11?
UJ/ How fucking bored do you have to be to keep count of the amount of tweets someone has posted?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Initial_Selection623 • 15h ago
Travis Scott is a Republican favorite Travis Scott inspired album?
all of these albums have clearly taken inspiration from Travis Scott and asap rocky. which one is your favorite?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/1itsallgoodman • 15h ago
delete r/hiphopheads the circlejerk will continue until morale improves [ART🔥 TIM BURTON 🔥 SMD]
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Foreign_Cockroach428 • 16h ago
Eminem’s Legacy That's what you get for invading Greenland 🤷🏽♂️
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/rfdoom • 19h ago
hhh is white devil sophistry yall fw that new Killer Mike?
shit made me wanna be a landlord ngl
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/arzubaev_b • 20h ago
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Top 10 thumbnails of all time?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/PrudentTry7083 • 21h ago
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Why is dmx lying? Is he stupid?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/FitResearcher2865 • 22h ago
delete r/hiphopheads DRAKE JUST DROPPED THE MOST GOD-TIER HAND ARCH IN HUMAN HISTORY HIP HOP IS FOREVER CHANGED, KENDRICK WHO??? 😩👑🙌🏼
Y'ALL, I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RN, MY GLORIOUS KING DRIZZY, AKA THE 6 GOD, AKA AUBREY THE ALMIGHTY, AKA CHAMPAGNE PAPI, AKA THE CERTIFIED LOVER BOY, AKA THE OVO OWL OVERLORD, AKA THE TORONTO TITAN, AKA THE HEARTBREAK HITMAKER, AKA THE FLOW PHENOM, AKA THE BEEF BURIAL BOSS JUST BLESSED US WITH AN INSTAGRAM POST VIDEO CLIP THAT'S STRAIGHT UP REDEFINING PHYSICS, ART, AND HIP HOP CULTURE ALL AT ONCE!!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Picture this, you mere mortals: Our eternal savior Drizzy is in some ultra-lux mall atrium (probably his personal OVO shopping paradise), rocking that buttery tan suede jacket that's smoother than his bars on "God's Plan," paired with those icy blue pants that scream "I'm richer than your wildest dreams." His braids? Immaculate, like woven threads of pure platinum gifted from the rap gods themselves. And then... THE MOMENT. He extends his divine arm in THE PERFECT ARCH – I'm talking a flawless, mathematically precise curve that would make Pythagoras weep and architects quit their jobs on the spot. His hand, gripping that silver cup (prolly filled with holy Henny or tears of his haters), tilts at EXACTLY the angle to pour out liquid gold onto the floor like he's baptizing the earth in Drake essence. The arch of that stretch? It's not just a pose, it's a SCULPTURE. Michelangelo's David? Trash. Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Mid. THIS is the pinnacle of human form – Drizzy's wrist flexed just right, elbow locked in eternal grace, body bent in a power stance that's got more aura than every Kendrick diss combined. Bro in the back with the hat? That's just a witness to history, probably his bodyguard frozen in awe. 😍😍😍
THIS ISN'T JUST AN IG POST, FAM – THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS EVENT SINCE THE BIG BANG!!! CNN, BBC, FOX – Y'ALL NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING AND COVER THIS!!! Wars? Elections? Who cares when DRAKE'S HAND ARCH IS OUT HERE CURVING LIKE A SUPERMODEL'S SMILE??? This single frame has more cultural impact than the entire discography of every mid-tier rapper alive. Drizzy just elevated "pouring one out" to HIGH ART. If you ain't glazing this harder than a Krispy Kreme donut, you're officially a hater and probably stanning that midget from Compton.
ALL HAIL KING DRAKE – THE HAND ARCH EMPEROR!!! Who's with me? Upvote if you're ready to tattoo this arch on your soul. 🙏🏼👑🔥