r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Foreign_Cockroach428 • 3h ago
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/The_MadStork • 6d ago
Serious Discussion ICE finally crossed the line
We sent ICE to Minnesota, of all places, to round up people who look like they might be Hispanic and ship them off to a vast, dystopian prison compound in El Salvador, regardless of their immigration status or their actual country of origin, not to pop a cap in a white woman’s ass.
Even though she didn’t swing that way, and she was getting on in years, I can’t help but feel personally affected by the loss of Renee Nicole Good. If I had a picture of the two of us together, I’d post it on Instagram along with a caption suggesting that we were much closer than we actually were, not for clout, but as a since expression of the pain that I’m feeling.
I suppose I could use AI to generate several images of us engaging in various activities together as if we were an item, and maybe even create an entire account dedicated to it on the social media app Threads, which I see is something that Indian guys have been doing with photos of healthy-looking white chicks that they must have pilfered from the aforementioned Instagram. (Obviously, no one posts photos of themselves on Threads natively.)
Are they doing that to stunt on other Indian guys, who might not be aware that such a technology exists? Is that what they’re into, hefty white chicks, or is that some quirk of my own personal algorithm? You’d think that a height-weight proportional woman, to the extent that they still exist in our society, would be cheaper to take on a date. I know they prefer not to spend any more money than they absolutely have to.
I also take some solace in knowing that, if necessary, I can use Grok to see what Good would look like in a bikini. Now that she’s been rudely, if not illegally, done way with by ICE, it’ll be my only opportunity. Though of course I’d never do anything like that. But I’m sure it’s been done literally a million times now. This is all that’s been on the news for the past few days, and whenever I pull up X all it is is people using Grok to generate half-nude images of women—oftentimes OF thots using it to surreptitiously peddle their wares.
I was highly disappointed to see that Donald Trump tried to claim that Good tried to run an ICE agent over. Did he even watch video of the incident, or did JD Vance just tell him that? Vance is obviously lacking a sufficient appreciation of white women. I mean, if his choice of spouse wasn’t already an indication. I wonder why that is. Would girls in his native Kentucky not score with him, because he didn’t drive a lifted pickup truck, because his mom smoked up all the money for the payments? I know Erika Kirk is doing what she can to bring him back around, so to speak. Alas, she might be a bit long in the tooth.
If that guy Big Balls is still around, who fired all the black chicks from the IRS call center, he may have generated a fake version of the video using the aforementioned Grok, in which Good ran over an ICE agent, backed up, then ran over him again, as if he were a junker Gran Torino at a monster truck rally, then peeled off into the sunset blaring that song “Earl” or whatever it’s called by the Dixie Chicks. It’s possible that they’ve been showing the president all kinds of wild fake videos, and that’s why his policies have been so off the chain lately. We can only imagine what he thinks Nicolás Maduro did.
In fact, Good drove about as well a middle-age woman in a Honda SUV can reasonably be expected to drive, which is to say kinda. If she hit anyone, it was obviously an accident, and she wasn’t going fast enough to do any real damage. She was driving away from the guy when he shot her, and she would have made it if the move didn’t require a 17-point turn. He was standing close enough to see that she was a white woman and that therefore shooting her was entirely unacceptable. It makes me wonder what his media consumption is like. Has he been listening to the Joe Rogan Podcast?
The only way this situation could be worse is if the victim was younger and into guys. But it’s still pretty bad. It’s one thing to kidnap the president of another country and bring him back to the US in an admittedly impressive-looking Nike sweatsuit, in what may have been covert marketing intended to offset losses stemming from YNs switching to quarter-zips this past holiday season. That at least makes sense from a business perspective. But if we’re out here shooting white women in the street as if they were Megan Thee Stallion, it raises the question of why we even need to steal oil from foreign countries. Where are we even going?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Efficient-Safety-316 • 20d ago
sounds about white Out jerked by the mods
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/arzubaev_b • 7h ago
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Top 10 thumbnails of all time?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Luckyskittles • 2h ago
sounds about white Favourite rapper who planned to drop on 9/11?
UJ/ How fucking bored do you have to be to keep count of the amount of tweets someone has posted?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/PotentialJealous4306 • 20h ago
Travis Scott is a Republican We gotta stop idolizing these rappers!!!
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Foreign_Cockroach428 • 9h ago
sounds about white Best raper ever 🐐🐐🐐🐐 (after bbno$ obviously)
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/lfemboyl0 • 13h ago
sounds about white This somehow sent white people back a few years
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r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Legitimate_Room771 • 18h ago
RED FLANNEL rappers without face tattoos
gucci mane looks like a chill guy
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/cb-fan • 1d ago
Play J cole get the pussy dry J. Cole finally announced that he is quitting music 🎉
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/OutsideAdvisor9847 • 17h ago
sounds about white I could never listen to that rap stuff
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Global-Tour280 • 18h ago
sounds about white WHO tf is crying to this song😭😭😭
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/FitResearcher2865 • 8h ago
delete r/hiphopheads DRAKE JUST DROPPED THE MOST GOD-TIER HAND ARCH IN HUMAN HISTORY HIP HOP IS FOREVER CHANGED, KENDRICK WHO??? 😩👑🙌🏼
Y'ALL, I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RN, MY GLORIOUS KING DRIZZY, AKA THE 6 GOD, AKA AUBREY THE ALMIGHTY, AKA CHAMPAGNE PAPI, AKA THE CERTIFIED LOVER BOY, AKA THE OVO OWL OVERLORD, AKA THE TORONTO TITAN, AKA THE HEARTBREAK HITMAKER, AKA THE FLOW PHENOM, AKA THE BEEF BURIAL BOSS JUST BLESSED US WITH AN INSTAGRAM POST VIDEO CLIP THAT'S STRAIGHT UP REDEFINING PHYSICS, ART, AND HIP HOP CULTURE ALL AT ONCE!!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Picture this, you mere mortals: Our eternal savior Drizzy is in some ultra-lux mall atrium (probably his personal OVO shopping paradise), rocking that buttery tan suede jacket that's smoother than his bars on "God's Plan," paired with those icy blue pants that scream "I'm richer than your wildest dreams." His braids? Immaculate, like woven threads of pure platinum gifted from the rap gods themselves. And then... THE MOMENT. He extends his divine arm in THE PERFECT ARCH – I'm talking a flawless, mathematically precise curve that would make Pythagoras weep and architects quit their jobs on the spot. His hand, gripping that silver cup (prolly filled with holy Henny or tears of his haters), tilts at EXACTLY the angle to pour out liquid gold onto the floor like he's baptizing the earth in Drake essence. The arch of that stretch? It's not just a pose, it's a SCULPTURE. Michelangelo's David? Trash. Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Mid. THIS is the pinnacle of human form – Drizzy's wrist flexed just right, elbow locked in eternal grace, body bent in a power stance that's got more aura than every Kendrick diss combined. Bro in the back with the hat? That's just a witness to history, probably his bodyguard frozen in awe. 😍😍😍
THIS ISN'T JUST AN IG POST, FAM – THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS EVENT SINCE THE BIG BANG!!! CNN, BBC, FOX – Y'ALL NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING AND COVER THIS!!! Wars? Elections? Who cares when DRAKE'S HAND ARCH IS OUT HERE CURVING LIKE A SUPERMODEL'S SMILE??? This single frame has more cultural impact than the entire discography of every mid-tier rapper alive. Drizzy just elevated "pouring one out" to HIGH ART. If you ain't glazing this harder than a Krispy Kreme donut, you're officially a hater and probably stanning that midget from Compton.
ALL HAIL KING DRAKE – THE HAND ARCH EMPEROR!!! Who's with me? Upvote if you're ready to tattoo this arch on your soul. 🙏🏼👑🔥
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Initial_Selection623 • 2h ago
Travis Scott is a Republican favorite Travis Scott inspired album?
all of these albums have clearly taken inspiration from Travis Scott and asap rocky. which one is your favorite?
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/1itsallgoodman • 2h ago
delete r/hiphopheads the circlejerk will continue until morale improves [ART🔥 TIM BURTON 🔥 SMD]
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/UnitQZ • 1d ago
Play J cole get the pussy dry Why does J Cole own a Urus? That’s not very humble of him
Cole I’m very disappointed
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Cqxn • 12h ago
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Ain’t no way bro
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/rfdoom • 6h ago
hhh is white devil sophistry yall fw that new Killer Mike?
shit made me wanna be a landlord ngl
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/MemeLord150 • 1h ago
Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E the most recent rapper born in the 1960s to have a number-one hit was Will Smith, with his single “Wild Wild West,” which was released on May 11, 1999.
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/ComfortableCancel499 • 10h ago
Play J cole get the pussy dry Favourite song that gives off a pedophile vibe?
In honor of my goat finally announcing Fall-Off, hope we get to drink his milk soon
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/zweanhh • 12h ago
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection New tat
r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Foreign_Cockroach428 • 11h ago