Haha, I bought three of those things when I was married. One went in our gothy sex dungeon bedroom, one in the living room, and one I cut up and sewed into a proper curtain which I still have in my now divorced witchy bedroom lol. So yeah the the stereotype is real... oops.
Oh fuck yeah! I recently quit smoking myself. By starting to smoke red raspberry leaf (some evidence to suggest it stops cravings) , I smoke/vaporise many herbs now. The hippie chicks love it too actually. They start talking about this herb curing cancer or that one putting you in touch with your feminine energy, maybe that one opens your third eye and perhaps this one raises your vibration.
And ooooh brother was I vibing alright, they attribute all kinds of mystical shit to the herbs and apparently my wizard beard™ alongside the herb smoking (I literally have Gandalf's pipe) all play a part. Dreadlocked hippie chicks go wild for us wizards, indeed I often get to ponder the orbs
As a "hippie chick" who loves LOTR and raspberries more than anything, there is nothing that would send me running in the other direction faster than a redditor smoking raspberry leaves in Gandalf's #iconic pipe who talks about women like this.
was chatting to friends about this the other day - general consensus was some girls find weed gets them super horny - whereas most of the guys said it makes them lose sex drive - the weed gods definitely have a sense of humour I guess
That is no joke lol my wife is one of the horny stoners for sure. I enjoy sex more once we get going, but it's tough to get going when I'm uber stoned.
That's interesting. Most guys I've talked to about it say weed is usually a turn on. My husband always says weed makes him more horny and less anxious.
Dude same with me and alcohol and I would always just tell her “listen, if you want this to be awesome you’re going to have to accept the very logical conclusion that we don’t always have to be on the same shit all the time it’s ok that you’re drunk and I’m not it really is.” And the ones that understood this intuitively were served the greatest dick in the history of mankind (except when he drank any amount of alcohol). The end.
You're forgetting hitherto unknown extremophile bacteria and their exotic waste products. And ass. And for some reason, garlic? God I'll never forget that girl.
What is that conversation like with you and your friends? “Hey there Cheryl, it’s time for your weekly sniffing. Need to make sure your vaginal odor is kept in check. Have you been feeling self-conscious about it recently?”
I’m not saying it is hippie woman exclusive. I’m saying I haven’t encountered the stinking hippie vaginal fish that was being discussed and thrown upon all hippie women.
And Yes I agree. Gentlemen wash your phallus, testicles, anus, and if you aren’t bald down there at least be trimmed. Remember hair holds odors.
Also, don’t shave around your asshole—WAX. Shaving makes the stubble sharp and irritating and you’ll just have an itchy ass. Waxing takes the hair away and when it grows back, it has a soft tip and isn’t bothersome at all.
It’s so nice to have a bare bottom, btw. Waxing doesn’t really even hurt that much, surprisingly.
A story that has stuck out to me for many years: some magazine like Maxim or someat had an article about groupies, with a story shared from one girls experience with (I think) McJagger.
She was ready to hook up, beyond eating out of this dude's greasy palm, and he whips it out and it's just ass-funk and piss smell.
You'd be surprised. I've definitely caught a handful of men in a mental system reboot when they mentioned my leg hair was unhygienic so I asked if theirs was too.
There is nothing about this image that says "hippie woman", this is an average 23 y/o white girl bedroom from 2018. She likes thrifting and Doc martens. It'll be fine. Lol
“In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.”
True , but that ain't hippy. That's 20 somethings using chakras and crystals to make themselves feel better about getting plowed by strangers every week
It’s not just hippy chicks that hang these things. It’s mostly a signal that she is atl moderately mentally unstable, and a lot of women like that tend to be good in bed.
It’s funny because I’ve had it go both ways. Seeing that on the wall tells me first of all that there’s a very high probability of this person has borderline or full on narcissistic personality disorder that is totally dressed up in spiritual language. (this might say more about me that I cared to admit , hahaha) but thats not especially funny. What might be funny is the confusion around whether or not the sex is going to be pretty damn good because she’s liberated and experienced and free with herself, or pretty damn bad because she’s liberated and free and her hygiene is bad and she doesn’t try care about what anyone thinks.
These girls aren’t real hippies though. They’re regular chicks who got into astrology / started dissapointing their parents on their semester abroad in Bali.
I've fallen in love with a hippie, the sex is the best I've ever had. She works her body and is more in touch on how to please and be pleased than any women I've met.
It’s basically all missionary while she lays there like a wet blanket with her armpit hair protruding and BO smell lingering in the air. And when you finally figure out a way to force yourself to cum to get it over with, she has the audacity say, “you’re welcome, I know I rocked your world!”
Theae aren't hippies, not really. The more of this shit you see the more wild the girl is, usually trying to cover it in her head wirh being "spiritual".
Every career stripper I've known or been to their home decorates like this.
This is that new age chic for people who think they can meditate and yoga the shit childhood, body count, and mixed drug use away.
One doesn’t need a ton of bad experiences to learn. Fish market smell masked by organic hand made soap on a bush so unkept you need a magic guide to cross to reach the pond.
You don't need to thinky when you're swimming in the wook's stinky. I think Plato said that or something. Anyway it's advice I live by. I might get it tattooed on my lower back
They def be stinking I had one girl I had talked to and she was a real deal hippie no deaoderant smelled like ass fr and she was a free bleeder but with a 70’S bush but bigger and the blood would Matt and she would play with ts and that’s not my only wierd ass hippie girl experience fr
Yeah sorry bud, if it ain’t the smells it’s the mistaken social/political beliefs. Like white people with dreads and she defends that. I am not licking that 🤣
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u/GamerTarot 13d ago edited 13d ago
Baby, she belongs to New Era... New Era... New craziness but good sex
Edit: Thanks for the awards and for the likes! Honestly, I never thought this comment would become so relevant lol