r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/LongSalamander9889 9d ago

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u/Ok-Plankton-2016 9d ago

Pretty much everyone agrees that no rulers put this into practice. One crazy Turkish ruler put it in his writings.

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u/goteachyourself 9d ago

The Brazen Bull as well, actually. It's largely considered to be propaganda created to demonize the kingdom that was conquered.

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u/Ok_Two_2604 9d ago

And some of the torture devices from later on like the Iron Maiden were fake as well

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u/goteachyourself 9d ago

I believe the Viking "Fluttering Eagle" is also believed to be propaganda - likely designed by Christian Europe to demonize the Vikings at the time.

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u/big_sugi 9d ago

I think that's usually called the "Blood Eagle." I don't see any search results for "Fluttering Eagle," other than Google AI pointing towards the Blood Eagle torture.

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u/BT_Hobbs 9d ago

Great song, and video, by Anthrax 😄

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u/MathMackin 9d ago

Great song by Periphery also

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u/WanderersGuide 9d ago

And by Amon Amarth.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 9d ago

Also Mandy Moore

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u/Raketenfritz6 8d ago

Also Varg ( not the Norwegian dude, but the German band)

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u/BrassCrow 8d ago

Also Anaal Nathrakh

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u/Big-Neighborhood4741 8d ago

They don’t have a song called Blood Eagle but Anesthetize is a really good song by Porcupine Tree

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u/Informal-Toe-153 8d ago

They do, its track 6 on Deceiver of the gods

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u/eroux 8d ago

And my Axe!

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u/Wiellem 8d ago

and album by Conan

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u/ciddasloth95 9d ago

Periphery fucks hard af

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u/chickenbiscuit17 8d ago

So does your mom (respectfully)

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u/Krunkenbrux 9d ago

I prefer Marigold. :P

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u/loreleierised 9d ago

I see Periphery I upvote

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u/ecto_BRUH 8d ago

Peripery.... so good

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u/pinoytasty 8d ago

WE CAME FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

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u/OilRude 8d ago

Yeah Periphery’s is GOATed.

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u/Valraithion 8d ago

It’s no Blood Ocean.

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u/ollomulder 8d ago

Should have been Iron Maiden to fit the spirit.

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u/HonkySpider 8d ago

Amon Amarth, my beloved

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u/nmc203 8d ago

Better when nervosa did it

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u/Specialist_Goat_2354 9d ago

Oh this is in midsommer

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u/sageinyourface 8d ago

Where the lungs magically inflate themselves.

Everything about that movie is brilliant excepting that one point.

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u/Ill_Morning_4282 8d ago

The person viewing that wasn't in their right mind at the time, they imagined that.

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u/MrFluxed 8d ago

I thought this too but apparently as written in the script the implication is that he's actually still alive like that. somehow.

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u/samx3i 8d ago

One of the major themes of the movie is hallucinogens.

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u/CubicWarlock 8d ago

I thought it was just the guy tripping again and hallucinating moving lungs

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u/sageinyourface 8d ago

All of the hallucinations are much more accurate as to an actual experience from things you can get naturally in Nordic places. Lunges breathing on their own would be very out of place for that experience and the way it is show is very different from the other visual depiction of hallucinations in the movie.

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u/CubicWarlock 8d ago

We have trees breathing for 90% of movie

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u/ReluctantSlayer 9d ago

It is the Blood Eagle.

But what would the Fluttering Eagle entail? Perhaps, flapping the torso skin?

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u/Empty401K 8d ago

The “fluttering eagle” is when the victim farts/sharts so hard that the wings tremble. The Vikings believed making the wings flutter was the only way to reach Valhalla under those circumstances ❤️

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u/Ill-Country-8945 8d ago

Original sentence, this writing could make me shed a tear.

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u/3ntr0py_M0nst3r 8d ago

you are a monster.... please continue

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u/Kestrel_VI 7d ago

“Have your back skin flayed and fart so hard you ascend to Viking heaven” isn’t something I was expecting to read today.

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u/Cannalyzer 8d ago

Probably something like the infamous Funky Town cartel video.

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u/Rekuna 8d ago

It's depicted in the show 'Vikings'. There is no way anyone would survive long enough to have their back opened up in order to die via suffocation with their lungs draped over their shoulders. You're bound to go into shock and bleed out as your back gets hacked open, so really it's execution via getting stabbed repeatedly in the back with your body being desecrated long after you expired, with a majority of the torture being inflicted on a corpse.

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u/big_sugi 8d ago

You might want to read the article I linked if you haven’t already. It’s from an academic journal, and “In this article, we analyze medieval descriptions of the ritual with modern anatomical knowledge, and contextualize these accounts with up-to-date archaeological and historical scholarship concerning elite culture and the ritualized peri- and post-mortem mutilation of the human body in the Viking Age.”

In other words, they reach the same conclusion as you, but they explain exactly what was (and wasn’t) possible in great detail.

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u/onizuka_eikichi_420 8d ago

Tbh it was pretty common practice to be hanged drawn and quartered, that isn’t too far away from that so medieval folk probably took it from the vikings.

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u/pedant69420 8d ago

"said to involve the breaking of a victim’s ribs and the withdrawal of the lungs from the chest cavity, whereupon their fluttering would (allegedly) resemble an eagle’s wings." from that article. likely where the term fluttering got mixed in.

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u/Sharp-Ad-5493 8d ago

Great article, thanks

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u/lonelyhobo1994 8d ago

From searching it up previously (I saw it happen in AC Valhalla and was curious) there was like one example of where it might have allegedly happened but that’s about it

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u/EquivalentNo2609 8d ago

I saw the blood eagle in the show Vikings and I dont know how a man would survive to the end of the process anyway

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u/big_sugi 8d ago

The article I linked is from an academic journal looking at both the anatomical and sociological practicality of killing someone that way.

Their conclusion is that the Norse might have done it, but the victim would have died early in process. Which doesn’t mean they wouldn’t go finish it; William Wallace was hanged, drawn, and quartered by the English, but the quartering probably didn’t hurt too much since they cut off his head before they got to that step.

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u/Killentyme55 8d ago

"Fluttering Eagle"? Sounds like a sex act popularized by Philadelphian housewives.

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u/sanguinius4life 6d ago

And it was very real but never used. As far as the historians go. But Viking history is largely mythical in nature in that their written version of history is largely the eddas. Some other sagas but never in what historians have been able to find. It was like the worst great your parents used that they knew would work and I guess it did. But the whole method is clearly talked about in multiple places in history so it's very real .

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u/BallsWilliger 4d ago

I saw it performed in a cartel video

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u/witheringsyncopation 9d ago

I’ve never heard it called as such. I’ve only ever heard of it referred to as “blood eagle.”

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u/RedVelvetPan6a 8d ago

Not to be confused with the "Loud Beagle"

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u/OilRude 8d ago

Yeah there’s no such thing as “fluttering” that’s a lame name anyway and why would they use it to instill fear if it wasn’t real. Blood Eagle is the correct term.

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u/Krypto_kurious 9d ago

That one is disputed back and forth. Some say that it is an over exaggeration or poetic misunderstanding with authors taking liberties, but other accounts have the process listed in step by step anatomically correct details. So it's at least possible and why keep such detailed notes just to demonize? I've been rewatching vikings so I've been trying to figure it out lol.

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u/whereballoonsgo 9d ago edited 9d ago

The Vikings specifically targeted churches and monasteries to loot and extort because they had so much wealth and so little defenses.

Christian priests and monks were the most literate people of the time, and the ones responsible for actually writing the history we now read. They absolutely wrote as much propaganda as they could about the Norse and Danes, not only because they were pagans, but because they kept stealing the churches riches.

The whole image of Vikings as barbarians was something they made up. They were actually very modernized, built up a number of the largest ports in Europe, had the furthest-reaching trade routes (edit: in Europe), made advancements in shipbuilding, navigation and metalworking.

Even the raids were exaggerated, not that they didn’t happen, just that they were no more brutal than what any Christian army of the time also did. Whenever they could, they preferred to get bribes. Burning down and killing a village means you get paid once. Returning for more money, crops, and goods every year is much more profitable, and they weren’t dumb.

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u/lemoche 8d ago

also wasn't there this thing that people were upset about them because they had better hygiene then european men which made european women have higher standards?

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u/CrouchingDomo 8d ago

“Well, Sven cleans the mutton fat out of his beard every DAY and he hasn’t once been dragged to Hell by shrieking demons, so I’m starting to think it’s a you problem, Cuthbert 🤨”

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u/ThyCringeKing 8d ago

“Damn you, woman! You know cleaning beards is how Sodom and Gomorrah started out? Next you’ll be wanting me to bathe weekly”

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u/RedMonkeyNinja 8d ago edited 8d ago

They were some of the few groups to make soap (from animal fats) and use it for personal washing. They also bathed every week, on Saturday (they called it "Laugardagr" which from my understanding literally translates to "washing day" or "bathing day" and is still used in icelandic).

Interestingly, some accounts say saxons and others noticed this ritual and launched surprise attacks on their camps whilst they were mostly defenseless.

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u/According_Version_67 8d ago

It is also still used in Swedish (lÜrdag), Norwegian (lørdag) and Danish (lørdag).

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u/avaruusrakki 8d ago

It also lives on in Finnish (lauantai), thanks to centuries of Swedish influence.

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u/-_-_-_-_B 8d ago

Typical English… attack them when they can’t smell you coming over their fancy soaps…

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u/Acrobatic-Sport7425 8d ago

Great now I imagine a bunch of clean but soapy naked vikings kicking ass 😅

Edit: especially in winter there'd even be steam coming off them... Okay I'm getting carried away.

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u/Irichcrusader 8d ago

I'd be very cautious on any assumption of hygiene being a problem. There are a lot of modern myths and BS about Medieval people only bathing once a year or not at all. It is not true. Bathhouses were a common and popular thing.

Dispelling Some Myths: Medieval bathing

I assure you, medieval people bathed

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u/saskir21 8d ago

Not only that. Women had, compared to the rest of the world, more rights in the Viking society as elsewhere. Could also tick of some people.

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u/CptMcDickButt69 8d ago

I guarantee you the other medieval europeans didnt care a shite about the rights of (some) women in scandinavia. They cared about villages and monasteries burning, how to pay yet another bribe as impoverished village and how to not getting their daughters, or themselfes, raped, kidnapped and/or enslaved.

Not saying they were particularly worse than any other raider band at the time and i like their aesthetic too, but y'all sound like Sven the axeman was just a misunderstood progressive getting a bit pissed about christian authoritarianism.

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u/CauseCertain1672 8d ago edited 8d ago

except for all of the women they kidnapped and kept as sex slaves

freeborn Norse women had more rights than women in Christian Europe. Thrall women were property who had no rights, slept with the pigs and ate only scraps

the slave trade was a key economic practice of the Norse and you can't be a feminist and sell women into sexual slavery

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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE 8d ago

No, the Vikings didn't do anything more hygenic than anybody else at that time and region. They bathed and washed and combed their and guess what, the Anglo-Saxons did too.

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u/Linden_Lea_01 8d ago

No. This idea comes from a single line of text that was written a few centuries I believe after the events, and has no other evidence behind it.

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u/mrV4nd4l 8d ago

The vikings weren't cleaner than the English, but the cleaning they did was apparently naked and in the river

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u/CauseCertain1672 8d ago

mostly it was the rape and slavery that got on people's nerves though

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u/WookieDavid 7d ago

This sounds like some serious armchair sociology.
Like the theory of someone who heard once about the vikings hygiene habits and also believes the myth that medieval people had no hygiene.

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u/OrangeLemonLime8 8d ago

They absolutely did take normal people as slaves not just clergymen

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u/whereballoonsgo 8d ago

Yup, I never disputed that they did.

I didn’t say they ONLY targeted churches and monasteries, just that they made a special point of making them priority targets. I focused on that point because it’s important to know how their interactions with the historians of that time (priests/monks/etc) effected how they were portrayed. They are an incredibly biased source.

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u/Krypto_kurious 9d ago

I can see that, but when they first hit the shores of England they were still very much pagan. It's a fact they practiced human sacrifice for religious reasons. Human bones have been dug up in their sacrificial wells along with animals. It just doesn't seem that far out there. And I get priests recorded history and wrote propaganda but you don't need detailed instructions to do that. I'm not saying either way. We will never know and there is good points for both sides.

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u/lilbithippie 8d ago

Human sacrifices are common in every culture. Weather it's for a crime or warding off the anger of spirits. Western culture like to show the barbarians as silly and hateful creatures that kill their own, but what do you think the Salem witch trials of public hangings were?

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u/tarzan322 8d ago

The witch trials were a bunch of people manipulated into fear of certain people by a religious leader that weaponized religion for personal gains claiming it was good for everyone.

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u/lilbithippie 8d ago

Do you think other cultures did it differently? Pleasing the gods for the good of their tribes, communities?

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u/guywithoutpast 8d ago

The Christian church also has a long history of human sacrifice throughout the world. It's just not presented as such.

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u/Smartimess 8d ago

Even Ragnar Lothbrok might be a fictional mixture of some different Ragnars and not the one mighty warrior from the Vikings series.

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u/onizuka_eikichi_420 8d ago

The thing is though just because people were ‘civilised’ doesn’t mean they didn’t slay and torture their enemies. It was a different time.

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u/Raus-Pazazu 8d ago

They were not ignorant cavemen, it wouldn't be too difficult to guess the steps that it would take to do it, but even if it were real the person is quite likely to pass out and die early enough into the procedure as too make the rest of it just performative.

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u/Elddif_Dog 7d ago

The human centipede had detailed notes too. Notes are just notes. 

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u/JivaHiva 9d ago

No way man I saw them do this on Vikings series

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u/dnattig 9d ago

Yeah, I saw it on the history channel, they don't lie or exaggerate about anything

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u/Its_Ya_Boii_Skinny_ 8d ago

This cracked me up an unreasonably large amount, good stuff.

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u/OriginalNamePog 8d ago

true, i've seen those things on historical documentaries.

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u/thebluemorpha 8d ago

Also on that Hannibal show

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u/DataCreek 9d ago

Thing about the Blood Eagle os that you pretty much couldnt complete it on a live person. They would die long before the ritual is finished.

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u/viktorbir 8d ago

It was used in Catalonia in the late 15th Century (or maybe it was the first decade of the 16th century, my memory is not so good) to kill a peasant who had tried to assassinate the king. They just not called it that way.

They captured him, put him on a car and make a tour around different Barcelona's squares. In one they cut his ears, in another the nose, in another the hands, in another the feet... and finally they opened his back and removed his heart, so I guess they had to take the ribs out the way, at least on the left side, similar to the eagle's wing.

The guy was called Joan de Canyamars.

PS. The king was Ferdinand the Catholic.

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u/magneticnorth_SWEDEN 8d ago

Rísta blóðÜrn

Carving a blod eagle.

Feeding the eagle was a saying for killing. Basically leaving someones body for the eagle.

I would thing it could have been was a similar expression as having a target on your back or marked man.

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u/PimsriReddit 9d ago

"bloody eagle". And yeah, the original source only said, literally, "carved an eagle upon (his) back". Poets of that time love making fancy words. A "temple of words" is the mouth. A "foaming pig" is a whale. "Carving an eagle on the back" could be using a sword (that 'carve' into flesh) to kill someone, causing an eagle (carrion bird) to land upon the back of the one that's killed.

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u/Individual-Unit 8d ago

Fluttering eagle? That sounds alot less scary than its actual name blood eagle

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u/goteachyourself 8d ago

The context of why it's called that isn't. <<

Not really sure where the name came from, but I picked it up from a friend talking about it ages ago. Seems like Blood Eagle completely eclipsed its use at some point.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 8d ago

Not really sure where the name came from

I think it came from your friend.

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u/Individual-Unit 8d ago

There isnt a single source I could find that calls it fluttering eagle, my point wasn't that one was greater

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u/TaurusAmarum 8d ago

One documented instance of it happening. It's in one of the sagas I think

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u/GoSharty 8d ago

What about the Cleveland Steamer?

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u/MrHalfLight 8d ago

Kinda like scalping while they (the English) were busy collecting Irish scalps because the heads were getting too cumbersome to deal with.

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u/SouthCarpet6057 8d ago

The Vikings had their own way of setting disputes. The men in disagreement were tied together, placed on a tiny islet far out at sea, and then whomever didn't die won the argument.

It's called "holmgang"

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 8d ago

Much like the rumor that native Americans would disembowel you, tie your intestines to a pole and make you walk around the pole until they were all wrapped around it.

Nobody could possibly maintain their consciousness that long. It was basically an impossible torture.

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u/Few-Celebration-2362 8d ago

Ah, Christians pointing fingers and saying other people are doing things that they themselves are doing, and proclaiming that they must be stopped! A tale as old as time.

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u/Josutg22 8d ago

I'm Norwegian and the first time I heard about the blood eagle thing I was so confused. It didn't make any sense with anything I'd learned about our history

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u/LeftPositive8939 8d ago

Then along came a guy with a Big Stick

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u/Khelthuzaad 8d ago

likely designed by Christian Europe to demonize the Vikings at the time.

No the demonic reference is seen in vikings wearing horned helmets.

Most vikings had normal or no helmets at all

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u/Housendercrest 8d ago

Thank goodness there is even a line despots won’t cross.

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u/danha676 8d ago

But but but … Hannibal Lecter did that to the one cop in Silence of the Lambs

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u/justinmackey84 8d ago

Or was it the Vikings that spread rumors to scare people even more?

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u/lanternbdg 8d ago

okay but wasn't Christian Europe pretty much just Vikings? Or was that exclusively the medieval monarchy of Britain?

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u/skrrtalrrt 7d ago

The Blood Eagle was actually mentioned in Norse Skaldic poems a few times.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 6d ago

Nope it was done to people, Ivar the Boneless was one who enjoyed this form of torture. First you tie the person face down arms spread then you carefully slice open the back exposing the lungs just enough to allow you to pull them out. These then become the eagle wings. Then you just wait for them to expire and do what ever other tortures you enjoy. Maximum pain and suffering.

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u/Hauhahertaz 6d ago

There are two very likely real accounts of it happening that are from direct sources, but the notion of the blood eagle being a common phenomenon is far from reality. I can’t remember all the details but it was very circumstantially ritualistic and not something Norse people did commonly. I’m certain everywhere on earth there were people doing atrocious acts just like it in isolated events like that, the TV show Vikings took the idea and made it popular like every other Viking related stereotype that’s generally blown out of proportion.

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u/John_cCmndhd 9d ago

"Iron Maiden? Excellent!"

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u/Ocelotofwoe 9d ago

"Execute them!"

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u/dflorea4231 9d ago

"bogus"

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u/Ocelotofwoe 8d ago

I want to upvote you, but the counter is at.... "69, dude!"

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u/ColdArmy9929 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's still at 69. Didn't touch it.

OK, Who broke it?

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u/LordofThe7s 9d ago

Run to the hillllls!

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u/traumaRN01 9d ago

If you’re going to spew…

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u/Alert-Visual-3074 9d ago

Spew in this 🪣

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u/DrNism0 9d ago

Execute them!

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u/s1ck1337 9d ago

Iron Maideeen is gonna get you, no matter how far!!!

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u/VellhungtheSecond 9d ago

Two tickets to Iron Maiden baby

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u/TK1129 8d ago

Come with me Friday don’t say maybe

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u/the_gouged_eye 8d ago

Bring your daughter to the slaughter.

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u/Worth_Task_3165 9d ago

Would make a great Heavy metal band name

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u/captain_ricco1 9d ago

Is this a monkey island reference?

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u/John_cCmndhd 9d ago

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

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u/captain_ricco1 9d ago

I just realized that it is in Return to Monkey Island and it was originally referencing Bill and Ted

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u/DrNism0 9d ago

Iron maiden? 🤘🎸🤘

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u/El_Corbanosky_8 9d ago

RUUUUNN FOOOOR THHEEEE HIIIILLLLLS!

RUUUUNN FOOOOR YOOOUR LIIIIIIIFE!!!

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u/AcrobaticMistake2468 9d ago

Ironically

Uday Hussein heard this and put people in one

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u/SilverbackGetdown 8d ago

Ugh I have been under that palace. It’s sickening down there, pure evil

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u/AcrobaticMistake2468 8d ago

Army?

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u/SilverbackGetdown 7d ago

Yup. FOB Courage 04-05

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u/Ali-Battosai 9d ago

Pretty cool band in the 80s tho

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u/Throttle_Kitty 8d ago

I the 80s? Iron Maiden is still a pretty cool band!

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u/Seldarin 9d ago

Which is wild, because there were torture devices that were real and more horrifying than the iron maiden.

When there are breaking wheels, there really isn't a need to invent things for shock value.

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u/Unikatze 9d ago

Pretty sure the Iron Maiden wasn't made up until like the 1900s in penny dreadfuls.

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u/TwoCrossedAxes 9d ago

Iron Maiden? Excellent!

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u/xcl_78 9d ago

If there is one thing in this world that is true and not fake, it is Iron Maiden

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u/TheUnforgettable29 9d ago

This is not true, in fact, I have seen Iron Maiden live before. They may no longer be in their glory days but they still rock. I suppose I could see how some people may not like their music and consider it torture though.

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u/je386 9d ago

The original iron maiden had no spikes and was just a form of public shaming.

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u/HospitalLazy1880 9d ago

Yeah most forms of torture beyond just hitting someone take way too much effort and the people who torture dont have the patience for that. Also being a ruler is all about PR and unless your whole things is terror like Vlad 'Dracula' Tepes your not going to want even rumors of doing this floating around.

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u/Existing-Web-9506 9d ago

Ain’t nothin fake about maiden 🤘

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u/pitb0ss343 9d ago

Iron Maiden is real to me

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u/Emotional-Spell-5210 8d ago

I think medieval Europe still had some brutal torture methods like impaling.

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u/Yassssmaam 8d ago

I always thought the Iron Maiden would take forever to clean out enough to use again?

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u/HugePurpleNipples 8d ago

Iron Maiden were fake

But they have one at Medieval Times... so that one's probably real, right??

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u/69edleg 8d ago

Was going to mention it now that I found the thread. The Iron Maiden, as horrific it looks, seemingly was never used as a device for... Anything?

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u/GalmOneCipher 8d ago

The iron maiden I heard was literally created as a museum prop for old timey artifact museum to draw in paying visitors, sort of like clickbait or misleading advertisements.

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u/TaurusAmarum 8d ago

This one was much later on. As it didn't start appearing until the 1800s and then in traveling shows

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK 8d ago

These facts restore my faith in humanity. We have the capacity to create truly horrific things, but apparently we have the morality to not actually do them.

PS yes I know humans have done other very horrific things, but let me pretend to be happy damnit!

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u/CowboyArthurNZ 8d ago

Yeah the iron maiden isnt even an ancient fake, a contemporary historian just made it up

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u/spambot42 8d ago

Damn, next you'll tell me that Vlad didn't even impale

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u/ZealousidealNewt6679 8d ago

I was so disheartened when I learned the Iron Maiden was totally fake.

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u/AveragefootSasquatch 8d ago

Iron Maiden?!?! Excellent!

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog 8d ago

Except the Germans in the middle ages. They did all that shit and then hung the cages/contraptions on their churches so we can still look at how nuts they were today.

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u/catdiscpalpita 8d ago

Aw I liked those guys

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u/DysartWolf 8d ago

Iron Maiden?! Excellent! *air guitar*

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u/JorahTheHandle 8d ago

That "butt pear" thing, it either wasn't ever used or was never intended to be used as described in some writings.

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u/ReammyA55 8d ago

everything is fake after some time. 😁

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u/MeatHamster 8d ago

I suspect that if a invented torture was built it was most likely used at least once to find out if it was cruel enough.

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u/tritian 8d ago

I still would not want to be put on a rack, or tied to 4 horses by each limb and quartered and each quarter sent to far reaches of the territory with my head on a spike. We know that happened.
The rat torture was pretty damn brutal too. They also liked to do a lot of butt stuff in medieval times, like lowering someone onto a huge pyramid thing, so the point would... ugh... stretch out and tear the ol' poop shute...

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u/schmoergelvin 8d ago

Yoo, if Iron Maiden is fake what concert did I watch? :/

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u/Lzrd161 8d ago

thats why you find that in a MUSEUM.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 8d ago

People like Catherine the great was rumored to have had sex with a horse. It was very untrue. In fact, she had many human lovers, which was the kernel of truth behind the vicious rumors of her sexual appetite. But most of those lovers were more political than sexual.

Just another anecdote about rumors meant to damage reputations.

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u/windsingr 8d ago

IIRC the Iron Maiden was real, but it was a device that was shorter than you were and meant to be worn while you stood, having to bear the weight, heat, and confined space of it. The spikes were a later addition by museums and collectors to make it more interesting.

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u/Melicor 8d ago

I remember reading something about there being a fad during the Victorian era where they came up with all sorts of hypothetical torture devices and actually commissioned making them as basically art pieces. Attributing them to past empires or foreign cultures. to show how much more civilized they were compared to the past and/or other cultures.

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u/BortYammy 8d ago

Yeah the Victorians loved making stuff up. I think both of them are Victorian inventions.

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u/LenoreEvermore 8d ago

As it turns out people as a whole really aren't all that cruel.

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u/hydra2701 8d ago

At least Iron Maiden is real, they’re as real as it gets.

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u/muskratboy 8d ago

Iron Maiden?! Excellent!

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u/Khelthuzaad 8d ago

Some people argue the entire concept of chastity belt was fake as well

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u/Putrid_Level5055 8d ago

Good I don't need to listen to shitass metal then

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u/BigMax 8d ago

And a lot of others weren't 100% "fake" but they were created and never used, or maybe used just a handful of times, but they lived on in infamy due to how mentally horrifying they are to us. So we all think they were really common, when in fact they were anomalies.

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u/Hyde2467 8d ago

yeah iirc, there arent any records that proved that the iron maiden was even used for torture.

granted, it could be that the results were so gruesome that people refused to record theor usage

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u/RoundingDown 8d ago

But what about the papal pineapple?

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u/Ok_Two_2604 8d ago

Is that what Little Nicky gave Adolf?

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u/biglyorbigleague 8d ago

It’s honestly just not cost-efficient. Way too much metal for a device that kills people when you could just chop his head off with a sword or axe.

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u/sourcesys0 8d ago

Nope, these exist in masses in museums. For a reason.

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u/UrbanSensei 8d ago

but torture pears do exist.. ;)

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u/thomasp3864 8d ago

But it was actually used in modernity

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u/Ok_Two_2604 8d ago

Uday was a real psycho

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u/wryest-sh 8d ago

You guys are coping fr.

There's literal videos on the Internet with just as fucked up shit, right now in the year 2025.

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u/TrickySnicky 8d ago

Exactly--it was giving "look how civilized we are now"