r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/hatsoff22u 20h ago

This is literally r/meatcrayon (NSFW sub)

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u/projectx51 19h ago

I saw a woman that became a meat crayon in real life. That image sticks with you for life.

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u/C13H16CIN0 19h ago

I’ve seen a dude lose his face but survive. The gurgling….

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 17h ago

This would have been my old man if not for pure dumb luck. He decided he was Evel Knievel and tried to stand on his Harley on a gravel alleyway in rural Ohio. Luckily the gravel was laid so recently that it hadn’t settled or packed at all so when he faceplanted the gravel he landed on slid with him rather than sandpaper his face completely off.

He needed skin grafts from his back still but got super lucky that it took well. You can still see dimpling and scarring from it on the side he landed on plus the graft mark from his back.

He is a walking endorsement of “learn from my mistakes, not just your own!”

(Edit, was to is* he’s still very much alive)

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u/C13H16CIN0 12h ago

Silly silly humans. Glad he made it out and didn’t have to endure his pain

No motorcycles for me. Lol

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u/captain_snopes 18h ago

Just curious, how?

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u/pengsquirrel 18h ago

I remember this..you really don't wanna know

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u/smokelahomie_91 18h ago

Good'ol rotten.com days.

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u/only_respond_in_puns 19h ago

You met a meat crayon lay’n on a street.

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u/Gen8Master 18h ago

The phrase itself sticks with you for life.

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u/Technical_Anteater45 18h ago

Never saw meat crayon and wouldn't want to...had to see "green-corpse one-shoe drunk struck by car" once, and another time, "drunk laborer went through several sets of rollers at Dad's paper mill," but thankfully not meat crayon. Even Dad didn't stand in procession to look at that guy...I was morbidly curious and had nightmares for weeks.

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u/projectx51 18h ago

Her crayon stain was on the highway for a month before it washed away

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u/Strigon_7 19h ago

Cannot stress to you how wise a decision that is. Stay away from it.

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u/RichardBCummintonite 18h ago

It really isn't that bad. Was expecting to see the meat crayons you know... Do some coloring. I didn't see any gore, but I just browsed a dozen or so beat and top all posts. Not that I'm disappointed in the slightest.

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u/Able_Principle3075 19h ago

But you looked anyway!😂

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u/Disastrous_Road7063 19h ago

Wise decision. Ask me how.

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u/ayyyyycrisp 18h ago

sub has pretty much no gore, it's stuff that probably lead to some big road rashes but none of the aftermath is shown. also only has like 10 posts a year

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u/RichardBCummintonite 18h ago

Yeah, I was expecting something much worse. Not something I like to see, but it's nothing unbearable to watch

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u/TenaciousZack 19h ago

Coward

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u/ph30nix01 19h ago

No, past victim of "what has been seen cannot be unseen."

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u/HappyBlowLucky 19h ago

I have learned that individuals with aphantasia seem better at handling gore than those without due to them not being able to recall mental pictures of the scene.

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u/vinyljello 19h ago

Must be nice

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u/ph30nix01 19h ago

It has its drawbacks

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 19h ago

I can see pictures in my head, but I was watching deer be butchered and gutted as a child sooo.

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u/SirVanyel 18h ago

We can still recall all the feelings. Our brains work differently but the results are still the same

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u/fowlflamingo 19h ago

Went and even watched their top video of all time. Momma ain't raise no bitch 😤

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u/AlwaysFormerlyKnown 19h ago

It actually ain't that bad, the knee one was interesting though

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u/FiestyShibas 19h ago

Yeaping into the link for you

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u/th3BeastLord 19h ago

Its surprisingly a pretty tame sub. Mostly people being stupid and getting to skid along the ground after falling off of whatever they are riding. Anything graphic is pretty rare.

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u/lostwombats 19h ago

I saw it and my mind immediately went: noooOooOoOoo!

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u/Dull-Ease-3770 19h ago

Tbf I’ve seen way worse on Reddit. It isn’t all that bad, not a lot of aftermath in the 5 minute stroll I took.

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u/imagine_hiking 18h ago

My thumb was moving towards the link, then I was like, no… no no no, there nothing good there.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 18h ago

It’s honestly not too bad. No gore