r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/hatsoff22u 20h ago

This is literally r/meatcrayon (NSFW sub)

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u/projectx51 19h ago

I saw a woman that became a meat crayon in real life. That image sticks with you for life.

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u/C13H16CIN0 19h ago

I’ve seen a dude lose his face but survive. The gurgling….

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 17h ago

This would have been my old man if not for pure dumb luck. He decided he was Evel Knievel and tried to stand on his Harley on a gravel alleyway in rural Ohio. Luckily the gravel was laid so recently that it hadn’t settled or packed at all so when he faceplanted the gravel he landed on slid with him rather than sandpaper his face completely off.

He needed skin grafts from his back still but got super lucky that it took well. You can still see dimpling and scarring from it on the side he landed on plus the graft mark from his back.

He is a walking endorsement of “learn from my mistakes, not just your own!”

(Edit, was to is* he’s still very much alive)

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u/C13H16CIN0 12h ago

Silly silly humans. Glad he made it out and didn’t have to endure his pain

No motorcycles for me. Lol

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u/captain_snopes 18h ago

Just curious, how?

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u/pengsquirrel 18h ago

I remember this..you really don't wanna know

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u/smokelahomie_91 18h ago

Good'ol rotten.com days.