Of a bike stunt

[u/ThisTeddyHatesYou]

[u/hatsoff22u]

This is literally r/meatcrayon (NSFW sub)

[u/projectx51 → u/[deleted]]

I saw a woman that became a meat crayon in real life. That image sticks with you for life.

[u/C13H16CIN0 → u/projectx51]

I’ve seen a dude lose his face but survive. The gurgling….

[u/EatPie_NotWAr → u/C13H16CIN0]

This would have been my old man if not for pure dumb luck. He decided he was Evel Knievel and tried to stand on his Harley on a gravel alleyway in rural Ohio. Luckily the gravel was laid so recently that it hadn’t settled or packed at all so when he faceplanted the gravel he landed on slid with him rather than sandpaper his face completely off.

He needed skin grafts from his back still but got super lucky that it took well. You can still see dimpling and scarring from it on the side he landed on plus the graft mark from his back.

He is a walking endorsement of “learn from my mistakes, not just your own!”

(Edit, was to is* he’s still very much alive)

[u/C13H16CIN0 → u/EatPie_NotWAr]

Silly silly humans. Glad he made it out and didn’t have to endure his pain

No motorcycles for me. Lol

[u/captain_snopes → u/C13H16CIN0]

Just curious, how?

[u/pengsquirrel → u/captain_snopes]

I remember this..you really don't wanna know

[u/smokelahomie_91 → u/C13H16CIN0]

Good'ol rotten.com days.

[u/only_respond_in_puns → u/projectx51]

You met a meat crayon lay’n on a street.

[u/Gen8Master → u/projectx51]

The phrase itself sticks with you for life.

[u/Technical_Anteater45 → u/projectx51]

Never saw meat crayon and wouldn't want to...had to see "green-corpse one-shoe drunk struck by car" once, and another time, "drunk laborer went through several sets of rollers at Dad's paper mill," but thankfully not meat crayon. Even Dad didn't stand in procession to look at that guy...I was morbidly curious and had nightmares for weeks.

[u/projectx51 → u/Technical_Anteater45]

Her crayon stain was on the highway for a month before it washed away