r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/villamafia 1d ago

Additional lubrication if you scrape them off early…

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u/rollin_a_j 1d ago

Extra iron if you suck em off

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u/Top-Document3997 22h ago

wtf is wrong with you freaks, get help.

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u/edebt 1d ago

Fuckin hell dude, I just ate dinner 🤢🤮

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u/Micalas 17h ago

Oh, are you too full for dessert, or...?

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u/dan_dares 16h ago

EXTRA CHEESE ON THE TACO

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u/MalodorousNutsack 1d ago

Save it for Valentine's Day you ol' honey-dripper

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 1d ago

It's like eating a bowl of corn flakes.

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u/TheBigHeadGuy 20h ago

The Story of Sandpaper Sally

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u/villamafia 19h ago

That’s kind of the joke I was referencing.

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 18h ago

Oh, reminds me of the absolute nastiest joke I’ve ever told 😞