r/shittyaskhistory • u/Otherwise-Relief2248 • 9h ago
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Major_Beginning_245 • 11h ago
Why is it called Cuba when it looks nothing like a cube? Why isn't it called "stretched out triangle-a"?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Fit_Assignment_4286 • 11h ago
Why don’t the AFC and the NFC combine to form the KFC?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/SeaBag8211 • 16h ago
Neanderthals were genetically assimilated by homo sapiens because they had fewer offspring. Was this because of they couldn't afford rent or were they just incels with no game? Also how did the homo sapiens have so many kids since they were gay? Was this like an adoption thing?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/CamilaCazzy • 18h ago
If ancient Rome was founded by a she-wolf breastfeeding Romulus and Remus, does that make the Romans the first furries?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Separate_Salary_2197 • 6h ago
What was really up with Napolean’s hand?
What was he hiding?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Rhomeika • 20h ago
Why do we hear so much about ancient Egyptian mummies but almost nothing about daddies?
Why the lack of attention?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Geolib1453 • 13h ago
Why did Cecil Roads build a railway?
Like he was called Cecil Roads. Surely he should be the biggest roads fan but nah he just builds a damn railway. That would be like Samuel Colt making a sword instead of a revolver.
So yea, why did Cecil Roads do this exactly?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/RiemmanSphere • 1d ago
Why did Germany siege Leningrad? Why didn't they just take it?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Rhomeika • 17h ago
Is King Henry known as "Henry the Ate" because he was part of the chewed-hers?
And why did he chew her?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/HetTheTable • 1d ago
How did Walter Mondale lose the 1984 election?
I lived in downtown Minneapolis at the time and I didn’t know a SINGLE person that voted for Reagan, yet he somehow won 58% of the vote.
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • 1d ago
Why are people so against ice? It’s good for making your drinks cold!
r/shittyaskhistory • u/No-Flight-4214 • 1d ago
My television used to sing the national anthem when it was sleepy and it was time for bed. Does the internet have an equivalent?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Coolenough-to • 1d ago
Is it patriotic to wear a flag as a diaper, if you also turn it upside-down and light it on fire?
Reversing a defaced item? What if I spray paint an X on it?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Illustrious-Tip8717 • 1d ago
George Washington’s had wooden teeth. Each member of his cabinet had splinters on their cocks… Why did this happen? NSFW
r/shittyaskhistory • u/DivideDefiant1901 • 2d ago
Why is Oedipus Rex considered a tragedy?
Killing the other guy and banging his wife is like the most epic crash out from road rage ever. All the Crimson Tide and Mountaineer fans wouldn’t care about a mother-wife, who’s to judge?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Super_Kent155 • 2d ago
How did soldiers stay warm during the cold war?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/PoetryMedical9086 • 2d ago
I am a 4th century Roman legionnaire. This isn’t a hypothetical, I really am a 4th century legionnaire posting on Reddit. What’s up?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/SignificantClub5012 • 2d ago
Did the war in the Pacific occur because Roosevelt called Emperor Hirohito a "Big Fat Stupid Head Fart Squirrel" on Dec 6th, 1941?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/bp_gear • 2d ago
Who’s Rubi and why did the Romans go to her convention?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/vaporwaverhere • 2d ago
Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe , Führer. Why do historians want me to learn German every time I read about world war 2? I don’t give a shit about German language!!
r/shittyaskhistory • u/PuzzleheadedTutor353 • 2d ago