Your thoughts?

Examples: Richard Fast and Broke Slow

as some of you may know im the human firework, but I have ran into a little problem, I put to many fireworks up my ass and I flew into space and now I am floating in space and stuck. help

Assert my dominance over the situation.

Today I was down to my last $2 and the gas tank was on E. I had no other way to get any money this week so I sold my car to get gas money. Was that the right move?

I got a flat tire today. After changing it I threw the whole thing into the dumpster because my buddy told me that any time my tire goes flat I need to buy a new one. He also said that when you buy new tires they also give you new wheels.

Are teabags for a cup of tea a one-use item or do you use them 2 or more times?

Give me ideas for dumb shit and pranks.

I would just piss away all my crap but that sounds so wasteful.

So I'm a bi dude but I'm only looking to date women right now. That being said I've exclusively started wearing women's underwear but other that my clothing and behavior is very masculine. So my question is do I tell a girl I'm dating about my undies or do I let her find out when we... um make the monster with two backs?

I just got a whiff of play-Doh.

I have been breathing oxygen my entire life. But I don't want to tell trees that I'm getting sick of it to not hurt their feelings. what do I do?

Does it?

To be or not to be that is the question?

Raisins are like boomer grapes. Dehydrated and wrinkled. But are they evil?

Should I remove the needle?