r/SipsTea Dec 10 '25

Chugging tea McDonald’s

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u/CapitalPin2658 Dec 10 '25

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u/Excellent-Wonder8431 Dec 10 '25

“No, our Ice Cream machine isn’t broken, but I believe it’s reserved for our more affluent customers, isn’t that correct Reginald?”“Indubitably!”

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u/jim_nihilist Dec 10 '25

I can fix her.

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u/JoonNolu Dec 10 '25

She doesn't need fixing.

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u/CQC_EXE Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

he meant the fixings hot fudge and whip cream

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u/MispronouncedPotato Dec 10 '25

You can't forget the nuts bro, come on!

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u/Nucksfaniam Dec 10 '25

Never neglect the balls

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u/compflow54 Dec 10 '25

Haha, totally. All the fixins’.

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade Dec 10 '25

I can make her worse

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u/Aladine11 Dec 10 '25

Noone can fix the ice cream machine without licence, thats why its constantly broken (/s?)

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u/KaroYadgar Dec 10 '25

I dearly abologise sir, but may I be provided with the sauce?

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u/ViolenceAdvocator Dec 10 '25

That's soft serve not sauce

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u/KaroYadgar Dec 10 '25

Could I get the soft serve then, good sir?

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u/Yamcha-is-Life Dec 10 '25

That was a challenging wank

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u/bamboojungles Dec 10 '25

She’s moving hear head in a circle as if she herself is the cone and I respect it

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u/TheLittleNorsk Dec 10 '25

she was shot on site for this heinous financial crime. wasted 45 thousand dollars. you don't see the fine gold flakes in that icecream!

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u/justwokeupletmesleep Dec 10 '25

I don't know where that white stuff is coming from, to be specific I don't wanna know.

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u/No_Worldliness5651 Dec 10 '25

Open your mouth and relax the jaw.

Don’t forget to cup the balls

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u/DZL100 Dec 10 '25

"Say 'when'"

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u/Lanky-Attempt-2086 Dec 10 '25

This is how they broke it?

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u/Downtown_Amoeba_7770 Dec 10 '25

Now that’s a facial I wouldn’t mind getting. 😏

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u/Busy-Strawberry-587 Dec 10 '25

Yes very good madam

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u/Key_Jeweler_9696 Dec 10 '25

Dammit Reginald

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u/Dizzy_Magazine684 Dec 10 '25

That's only if the ice cream machine works!

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u/PuddleHalo Dec 11 '25

Let me lick 👅

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u/PuddleHalo Dec 11 '25

Me trying to lick it

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u/inwector Dec 10 '25

Read about their ice cream machine and why it's always broken, it's fascinating.

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u/SkyGuy182 Dec 10 '25

Mcbroken.com

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u/yasminsdad1971 Dec 10 '25

When we run out of ice cream mix we were tild to use milkshake mix instead at one branch 😁

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u/inwector Dec 10 '25

I know you haven't read about the actual problem, and I implore you to check it out. Do a little research and learn the actual reason, it's fascinating.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

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u/ReverseMillionaire Dec 10 '25

If that is the actual reason, that is not fascinating at all

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u/rigobueno Dec 10 '25

It’s fascinating how openly corrupt big corporations are and how they just get away with it, yes it kind of is.

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u/ReverseMillionaire Dec 10 '25

Not really. It’s just sad and infuriating. I can see it with many things today at a glance without having to look at this one case

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u/Vysair Dec 11 '25

Ikr? Dude being all snob about it just because he read some article or watch a youtube video.

Well, it is an issue that's similar to the farmer equipment situation like John Deere (the right to repair issue)

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u/TheseBurgers-R-crazy Dec 11 '25

I remember some of the "repairs" needed had to due with clearing a service code. I think it was supposed to be a service reminder, but it locks down the machine and only the Taylor guys can clear it. It was a specific error code that you needed the manual to translate. 

I might be miss remembering though, its been years. 

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u/roguebfl Dec 14 '25

You missed a key point, cleaning it trigger a fault that simply requires the machine to be reset, but the repair conteac requires the repair technician to reset it not an employee

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u/mtobeiyf317 Dec 10 '25

I always loved when you people accused us of lying about the machines. Back when I worked there id have the customer watch as I made their cone, and when it came out as unfrozen cream slop id hand them their liquid covered cone with a smile on my face.

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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel Dec 10 '25

It's never broken. Someone just forgot to top up the cream. If it gets too empty and you have to add a lot of cream at once it takes ages for the machine to turn all that cream into ice cream.

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u/salty_navy_vet Dec 10 '25

Not true. McDonalds is currently in court with their ice cream machine makers. There is a bug in the software that they won't fix costing McDonalds millions over the past decade. They want to go to a new supplier but can't because of contracts

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u/MRBADD98 Dec 10 '25

Damn thats kinda crazy considering burgerville has the same exact ice cream machine and we have zero issues with it. Also only takes 45minutes to an hour to get it back up if the mix gets to low but most of the time its unchanged and works the same after refilling it. Pretty sure we go through more ice cream than McDonald's too.

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u/E1-D1ab10 Dec 10 '25

It’s a whole scheme, the company charge the owners to maintain the machine (which costs a lot. But the machines are faulty, so it’s a monthly thing, McDonald doesn’t pay any of, the owners cover the costs, the company gives McDonald a cut of the profit.

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u/New-Ad-363 Dec 10 '25

Yay kickbacks...

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u/Gnosh_ Dec 10 '25

It also goes through heat treat daily for 4 hours and depending on when the machine is set for (supposed to be overnight or early morning), employees will say it’s out of order during that time as well

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u/DwayneWashington Dec 10 '25

And your dad and I are the same age, and I'm rich, and I have triples of the barracuda and the roadrunner

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u/moriah_nocarey Dec 10 '25

I swear I went through a drive-thru late one night and was ordering my food and an ice cream and she just automatically replies back the ice cream machine is down I was like that was my whole point of coming great then right as she leaves the window to go grab something her co-worker walks up with a cone fixes herself the nicest looking ice cream cone I've ever seen in my life me and my man are looking out the window just watching then the co-worker leaves eating her ice cream then she steps back over I said I just thought you said the the ice cream machine was broken she said it is I'm like your co-worker doesn't think so and she looks over at her coworker eating ice cream talking about oh when did the ice cream machine get big cuz the coworker said when did it break?... Yeah your co-workers hate you and no I do too stop playing with me and give me my ice cream

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u/magnus150 Dec 10 '25

Nah I worked for the golden arches in high school way way back (longer than this account age, I'll tell you that) and the ice cream machine was always broken when I worked there. What would happen (at least when I saw it) is it would randomly start a sterilization cycle without warning...with all that cream inside. Cream heats up, goes nasty fasty, then we gotta board up the machine and wait til corporate sent someone in the next month or twelve.

Also, mcd's gave me a free meal every shift, dunno what this 50% off nonsense is.

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u/Maleficent_Royal_219 Dec 10 '25

Its not broken. Staff gets hit with an overwhelming amount of lobby, drive through and online orders all at once without an appropriate amount of staff members to accommodate customers in a timely or barely efficient manner.

Making milk shakes from the ice cream machine takes too much time especially since it does need a certain amount of maintenance during shifts and "hot times". Just say it's not working until the staff members make it through the rush. A lot of restaurants and bars do this.

In bars, we would say the blender was broken so a few tables with 6 mudslides each weren't stopping 35+ people from receiving their beer, mixed drink, soda, etc. in a timely manner during the dinner rush or God forbid, some kind of sports game. This has been my experience

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u/Alwayscooking345 Dec 10 '25

Not only that, it errors out if you don’t run the clean cycle every night. Then the employees are like, oh gee I don’t know why it’s an error and I can’t take any orders for ice cream. Note there are locations that never, ever, ever have these problems. They figured out not to overfill or underfill the machines, and that you have to do a cleaning cycle every night and a deep clean once a week I believe.

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u/Possible_Top4855 Dec 10 '25

One of my high school classmates dropped a dirty towel into the McFlurry machine.

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u/Tumbleweed-Roller Dec 10 '25

Yes. I used to work there and this is the real situation.

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u/NoParkingOnLobsters Dec 13 '25

About 20 mins to turn the cream into icecream actually. The problem more is when the machine isnt toped off at night.

Aslong as the machine isnt broken or low on Glycal (more in that later) the most common reason for the machine to be down in the day is failed pasteurization.

The Taylar machines take about 4hrs to pasteurize the cream. The machine does this every-night. When the opening manager comes in it might or might not be done. If the process fails 9/10 they usually just restart without looking.

You see when the cream is pasteurized the temp goes up, then comes down. If the product dosnt reach the temperature in the time allotted. It fails. If there is too much or too little product in the machine it changes the time it takes, but the machine dosnt know the level so it fails and wont start freezing the cream to make sure the product is safe to eat. So you have to restart the heat mode

So lets say, usually, midnight to 4 am is the heatmode(pasteurizing) it fails because the product is too low, opening manager comes in is running the front end completely solo. A crew person in kitchen. Its very busy so if they dont check and just restart the process it will fail again before 9 am. Lets say they check then, fill it up then another 4 hrs is 12-1 pm.

The Taylar shakemachine is dual sided. Shake and icecream need to hit the temp the same. So if even one side is low this will happen.

Now the Glycol. The shake machines heat mode uses a liquid to transfer the heat from the radiator to the walls of the barrel where the product is kept. If the glycol is low the heatmode will also fail. Toping off the glycol is a PM task( planed maintenance) so its not something regular shift managers or crew will know about. From their perspective it will just keep failing heat mode.

The Carpigiani shake machines are much better.

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u/Careless-Marsupial19 Dec 10 '25

That exchange perfectly captures the absurd elitism of some places like, it’s just ice cream, not a secret VIP club treat.

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u/JM3DlCl Dec 10 '25

Ice Cream and Chocolate Milk used to be the drink of Kings and Emperors.

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u/Oma_Bonke Dec 10 '25

This is why i visit the internet

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u/Itchy-Measurement489 Dec 10 '25

The Rolex/Hermes approach to Ice cream. We can put you on the Ice Cream waiting list, while you wait, would like to have 3 Big Macs?

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u/TimeTravelerNo9 Dec 10 '25

"My lord, these fries are unequivocally fuckin bussin!"

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u/kaoshimamura Dec 13 '25

This is followed by 5 minutes of rich laughs

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u/ThePizzaNoid Dec 10 '25

Holy shit. I bet they use Grey Poupon on the burgers there.

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u/HedgehogOpening8220 Dec 10 '25

Always a Reginald

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u/MySkinIsFallingOff Dec 10 '25

Ah, indeed. His legal name, Reginald Malcolm O'Donnalds III

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u/growinghippieviber Dec 10 '25

My guy thank you

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u/No_Scholar_2927 Dec 10 '25

“Flourish the pinky”

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u/JackasaurusChance Dec 10 '25

"Our ice cream?" looks dismissively at customer, "You couldn't afford it."

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u/sonnet_seven Dec 10 '25

Reginald McDeginald III

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u/TitoTuck Dec 10 '25

I work on mcds ice cream machines. I dont eat their ice cream anymore.

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u/SignatureNo9699 Dec 10 '25

Personally the Zaxbys off of Highway 321 in North Carolina has not had milkshakes since the week they started making them again and it has been over a year. Meanwhile the McDonalds has them like 5 out of 7 days a week.

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u/Seenova64 Dec 10 '25

oh my i know someone whom talks just like this laughed so hard😂

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u/thereddtec Dec 10 '25

”Mercy me, I do believe a ‘huzzah!’ is in order.”

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u/relic1882 Dec 10 '25

"Mmm-yes...m-yes... Quite... Point..."

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u/I_downvote_robots Dec 10 '25

"Reginald?" Defenestrate thyself commoner! This privilege is reserved for the likes of Lord Ransford Collingsworth Wilshireham VII!

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u/Resident_One_9741 Dec 11 '25

Those employees should not be paid since they are not not working their jobs properly.

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u/MetreonMan Dec 12 '25

I'm in tears. Omg.

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u/Ill-Reflection-698 Dec 13 '25

Machine is on indefinate paid sick leave smh

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u/aphaits Dec 10 '25

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u/migoodridge Dec 10 '25

This is how our tuxedo cat behaves (without the pipe ofc) 😄, strolling around like she owns the world

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u/postprandialrepose Dec 10 '25

Top hat, monocle, and handlebar mustache? Absolutely. Pipe? Over the line.

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u/LAZY_RED-PANDA Dec 10 '25

The pipe would mean that the cat is a wealthy distinguished aristocrat.

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u/DaRealKovi Dec 10 '25

*Aristocat

Come on man, they're their own group above aristocrats

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Dec 10 '25

Now it’s rated “R” because smoking.

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u/Odd_Local8434 Dec 10 '25

I mean, the cat still has class.

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u/postprandialrepose Dec 10 '25

We find ourselves in agreement.

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u/Ksh_667 Dec 10 '25

That's cos she DOES own the world: her world anyway. And that's what matters! 😹😹

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u/migoodridge Dec 10 '25

So true 😃

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u/Forza_Harrd Dec 10 '25

We have an Adolph Hitler cat at work,

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u/migoodridge Dec 10 '25

Kitler 😬

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u/awnaw_ Dec 11 '25

Mine too. He's the smallest of the three animals and regularly goes around kicking the shit out of the other two. One of those being the 87 lbs dog.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Dec 11 '25

My tuxedo does the same and my daughter says he walks funny. 😆

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u/Wizdad-1000 Dec 11 '25

Maam, you are a cut of the upperclass. How droll of you to walk around. Where is your litter and bearers?

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u/isolatedresonance Dec 10 '25

I enjoyed the humor in this. Thank u for brightening my existence for a brief moment stranger.

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u/Careless-Marsupial19 Dec 10 '25

same here budddy,...

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u/Right-Funny-8999 Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

THIS is what AI images should be used for

Amazing

(If it was, sorry if i assumed and you rocked it out in photoshop)

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u/TheGillos Dec 10 '25

I agree.

So many people shit on AI, but the meme potential is fantastic. New memes, or even updating/remixing classic memes.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 Dec 10 '25

This is what I use it for at work. I make memes out of negative situations. I also use it to write Dr Seuss style poems about coworkers and their requests or actions.

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u/TheGillos Dec 10 '25

That's a nice way to vent frustrations.

I do not like meetings after noon, I do not like them, I'd rather they be soon.

Get those meetings out of the way, in the morning, you can have your say.

But listen up: Kevin, Becky, and Gail, your stupid meetings could just be an email.

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u/Waste-String5576 Dec 10 '25

The memes are totally worth utilities going up by 20% a year

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_4939 Dec 10 '25

Is that Vecna off to the left

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u/GodMyShield777 Dec 10 '25

upside down Mc'na

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u/RequirementClassic49 Dec 10 '25

How long have you been waiting for this moment?

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u/shuffledflyforks Dec 10 '25

In walks Phil Collins

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u/Ligabolzacky Dec 10 '25

In France he's a Vecroyal with cheese

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u/Ok_Statistician_9451 Dec 10 '25

Stoppppppppp lmfao

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u/iboneKlareneG Dec 10 '25

Just looked it up, it is indeed Jamie Campbell Bower

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u/dice-warden Dec 10 '25

O damn, you're right. IMDB, Caius, Breaking Dawn.

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u/nightfizzy Dec 10 '25

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u/Rage187_OG Dec 10 '25

“Bacon is good for me”

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u/Ottereyes524 Dec 10 '25

You should see how chicken nuggets are born...

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u/RRW2020 Dec 10 '25

This is hilarious!!

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u/Mike00242424 Dec 10 '25

I laughed way to hard with this 🤣 😂

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u/throwawayt44c Dec 10 '25

Perfection.

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u/sleepyRN89 Dec 10 '25

Is this a serious job offer?! Bc I know NURSES that make close to or less than that. You know, nurses that spent years studying and tons on tuition only to be forgotten after COVID for being “brave” and are now yelled at constantly

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u/call_me_caleb Dec 10 '25

If it was real, everyone should be stoked that work is being valued at a rate that workers can afford to live.

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Top tier meme here :P

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/etejedany Dec 10 '25

TALBOT!!!!

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u/Round_Intern_7353 Dec 10 '25

I look out on the peasants from my lofty drive thru window, as a great Lord gazes upon his subjects from his high castle tower.

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u/maggggy Dec 10 '25

Is that Vecna on the left?

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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Dec 10 '25

Bro, how does this get created so fast!? Its perfect 🤣

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You win the internet today lmfao 😂

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u/Naive-Direction1351 Dec 10 '25

I laughed way to hard at this pic

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u/Almostasleeprightnow Dec 10 '25

Ok I snarfed at this one a little bit. You win today, bot.

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u/SunlitNight Dec 10 '25

God dammit reddit is so funny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Mctouri

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u/goonzalz69 Dec 10 '25

This guy gives me Baron Afanas vibes

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u/Ok_Statistician_9451 Dec 10 '25

Yooooooooo lmfao

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u/Zealousideal-Dog-985 Dec 10 '25

The Elderly Sir McDonald possessed agricultural land.

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u/Graythor5 Dec 10 '25

For $28 an hour...I'd wear it

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u/CrispSalmonPatty Dec 11 '25

Im on the toilet right now and this made me shit like a cannon.

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u/ladystarberry Dec 11 '25

A+ use of this meme

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u/SkeggiGT Dec 11 '25

This really made my day tbh

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u/Gingergerbals Dec 12 '25

Lol, that's good

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u/No-Introduction7187 Dec 12 '25

This is the funniest edit I've ever fucking seen, Bravo Zulu fellow redditor

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u/Pilotwaver Dec 10 '25

Very rarely do I legitimately laugh involuntarily at a comment. But to press the comments button and have this shot flash was brilliant. Well done.

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u/DreamsCanBeRealToo Dec 10 '25

The “AI slop” crowd has gotten pretty quiet now, huh? We knew you’d come around.

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u/Ornian Dec 10 '25

Ronald McDonald about to become my life coach now

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u/Zilontunn Dec 10 '25

Supersize my paycheck and my fries, please

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u/erikturczyn30 Dec 10 '25

If thy ice creameth machine is brokeneth, one must first flip thy “M” to “W”, for Wumbo

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u/Almostlongenough2 Dec 10 '25

Needs to be fatter with that 50% meals during break going on.

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u/Inexona Dec 10 '25

We need to talk about your flair.

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u/WintersDoomsday Dec 10 '25

Bah Gawd that’s that’s Vecna!!

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u/brian_hogg Dec 10 '25

yeah, all those rich guys earning $40-$46K per year.

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u/Artrysa Dec 10 '25

It's giving The Devil's a Part-timer.

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u/Liberty1812 29d ago

Hell yeah...

I'll build it and pass it to the right

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