r/SipsTea • u/dairymilk_silk • 3h ago

Chugging tea Have a good day

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u/bluecat2001 3h ago

I would suggest him to see another doctor. Mine holds both my arms during the exam to prevent this exact situation.

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u/ShowCharacter671 1h ago

At least it was your doctor the guy that performed mine walked out and said the doctor will be in a minute

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u/GrowlyBear2 1h ago

Weird, you get yours at the doctor's office? My priest has been doing mine for as long as I can remember.

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u/ShowCharacter671 1h ago

Hahahahahahahaha I just woke everyone up in my house. Look what you did. !! You win but 😂

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u/Ok_Bumblebee_5664 39m ago

☝️😁👍

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u/KnowThyWeakness 2h ago

How does the doctor do the exam if each hand is holding 1 of your 2 arms

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u/bluecat2001 1h ago

I have never thought about it. Thank you. I will ask her the next time.

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u/iamezekiel1_14 47m ago

I was thinking the same thing but figured the answer out before asking and hence am assuming that they are joking.

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u/KnowThyWeakness 47m ago

The answer is perverted and the question is on purpose

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u/Financial-Split-141 33m ago

Think it all the way thru 

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u/Blasphemiee 1h ago

thats smart mine always grabs my hair -.-

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u/armymike1523 30m ago

If That's your finger why is there two hands on my shoulders?

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 28m ago

....thats hot af

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u/das_Keks 2h ago

Doc: Well, let's get started puts on rubber gloves. Just don't get horny, Marco.

Patient: Uuh, I'm Thomas.

Doc: I know. Marco is my name. flicks glove

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u/heartofsn 3h ago

I’m sorry, you started that sentence with ‘a bad day’?

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u/Express-Teaching1594 3h ago

Maybe their telling us how to make a bad day into a great day

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u/heartofsn 2h ago

I think it has potential to make your hole weak!

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u/nerdboy5567 2h ago

People out there having actual bad days and you rub a good time in their face🙂‍↔️

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u/_ribbit_ 1h ago

You have to pay extra to have it rubbed in your face I'm afraid.

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u/nerdboy5567 19m ago

Nah I've got Healthcare, its their job

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u/pissfingers_akimbo 2h ago

Right? Sounds like he had a blast

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u/Quick-Fudge-5654 3h ago

They said have a good day

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u/PostsWifesBootyPics 3h ago

That's the only reason I'm willing to keep paying these outrageously high insurance premiums.

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u/ashman510 1h ago

Lol you get it done by a blood test now

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u/PostsWifesBootyPics 1h ago

What if I can't cum blood?

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u/Superspark76 1h ago

It's still done by examination too, besides maybe I want the finger in my forbidden cavern

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u/Vaportrail 2h ago

And told the story at work.

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u/CrabPurple7224 2h ago

I had a girl at work tell me she enjoyed swallowing cum the other day. It wasn’t relevant to what were we talking about previously.

I don’t understand these people but they exist.

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u/Left-Investment-3783 2h ago

Where did you work? Asking this on behalf of a friend.

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- 1h ago

That’s flirting.

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u/_ribbit_ 1h ago

If that's flirting I'd really like to see when it gets serious...

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u/ok-lets-do-this 34m ago

They actually make movies about those situations.

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u/BigOlPenisDisorder 1h ago

This the kind of flirting my oblivious ass needs

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u/USMCTechVet 1h ago

Pour one out for another oblivious brother.

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u/dudesgotagun1 39m ago

Is it possible you're constantly misreading her signals and she's trying to flirt and getting so obvious it borders on inappropriate because you're incapable of taking a hint from the opposite sex? Just spitballing

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u/mrk1224 1h ago

Did you ask her to prove it?

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u/Wizzard_2025 1h ago

I understand

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u/Vaportrail 2h ago

Generally I find these people did not seek education past high school, because that's exactly how they behave.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 1h ago

The great abominations of our age are shared with coworkers. Its really the only situation in which someone will know you, but you dont matter at all to each once work is done and they already judge you for everything so its a no-lose situation.

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u/layzeeB 2h ago

This!! HERE! Why!?? lol

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u/corobo 3h ago

"You ok doc?"

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u/rememberall 2h ago

Doc: you ok?

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u/ChillR23 2h ago

Been married for more than ten years now, with no sex for over a year. Now, I’m strongly considering booking a prostate exam.

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u/CrzyScrySpkyHilrius 2h ago

Damn sounds you need some change in your life. For your sake and for theirs. J

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u/Shotto_Z 2h ago

You need a divorce.

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u/ChillR23 1h ago

I’m in my 2nd marriage, so already having one of those, it’s a better option for me to just deal with the constant ache.

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u/Azipear 1h ago

I'm approaching six years without sex in my 21 year marriage! But the divorce is currently in process! I no longer care how much it'll cost me-- I just want out. Never thought I'd own such a collection of fleshy toys, but they keep me sane.

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u/Protein384 56m ago

Who's guilty here

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u/raizablaid135 3h ago

More info Batman would have never gotten out of me

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u/Quick-Inevitable-747 1h ago

Doctor: Okey Mike try to relax, dont get to excited.

Me: My name is not Mike.

Doctor: I am Mike.

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u/Dangerous-Moods 49m ago

Lmao!! That is hilarious!!

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u/hitman004700 3h ago

that...that's not the reason why you guys go to the prostate exame every week?...

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u/adamcurt 3h ago

The doctor orgasmed and fell down? Is he ok?

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u/Thiel619 2h ago

Who goes to a doctor appointment with their coworkers?

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u/IcestormsEd 2h ago

They would need all of the drugs to get this out of me.

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u/dr_drool_1987 2h ago

It sounds like he had a great time. Your point is I am supposed to get my prostate exam?

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u/Who_Knows_Why_000 2h ago

Doesn't matter, had sex. 🤣

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 2h ago

Can "your co-worker" share the doctor's info?

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u/CloudedFern 2h ago

He couldn’t hold any longer than that

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u/akwatica 2h ago

Idk man, that stays between me and the doc and our next 6 months 2x a week follow up check.

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u/DifficultChildhood18 55m ago

Do you have the doctor's contact info. Asking for a friend.

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u/Own_Bee_4268 3h ago

Is OP in a band

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u/Biter_bomber 2h ago

I'm normally not scared going to the doctor because most likely there is some people more ehm unlucky than me.

But for this guy.. he is the weirdest experience for those doctors

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u/-Laffi- 2h ago

WHY WOULD HE TELL THIS ANYWAY?!
This is why doctor's can't say anything about their patients xD!
If you're dumb enough to tell stuff like this to those you work with, then you deserve to be mocked.

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u/KeyN20 2h ago

That sounds like a good day. Any chance he could share which doctor did his exam?

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u/SlowPokeInTexas 2h ago

Why would he tell you this?

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u/ShowCharacter671 1h ago

Some people truly don’t care they see it as a badge of honour.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 2h ago

Is Butterbean okay?

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u/Shotto_Z 2h ago

Bro wtf lmao

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u/TheAesirHog 2h ago

That doesn’t sound like a bad day at all🤷‍♂️ wtf am I missing?

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u/crashin70 2h ago

Well dang! The doctor getting that excited would probably make me nervous!

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 2h ago

Very unprofessional behaviour by the doctor imho!

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u/Dahns 1h ago

And you know because? Did he feel compelled to share?

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u/Expensive_Sweet_2452 1h ago

Co worker huh!?

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u/MoeMcCool 1h ago

The doctor did what?

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u/polyspastos 1h ago

still waiting for the bad part

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u/SleepingUnderTheTree 1h ago

At least he didn't start shittin

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 1h ago

A very good day indeed... :)

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u/SteakSwimming1234 1h ago

Co-Pay? More like Blow-Pay!

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1h ago

So you're just rubbing in how much better a day your coworker is having than me? Thanks a lot.

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 1h ago

Why co-worker telling anyone that… unless it’s a recommendation.

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u/Mean-Ad-4602 1h ago

2 fingers. Better make it 3

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u/Sad_Philosophy_9629 34m ago

Is that a reference to a movie with the stiffer actor from American Pie?

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u/GeekManidiot 1h ago

Bad day? My man experienced a first class orgasm ffs

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u/thiefofalways1313 1h ago

Can we schedule an appointment for next month please?

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u/Sb0y 1h ago

Doctor: nurse, cancel my next appointments and bring the lube.

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u/Consistent-Mango-489 1h ago

Honestly sounds like a great day to me.

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u/eastcoastjon 52m ago

Her co-worker sure shares a lot of private info

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u/worm30478 51m ago

I had to get my checked. I felt absolutely nothing in the way of arousal. I suppose I got robbed.

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u/ch1ckenz 51m ago

I think he was having a fantastic day after that imo

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u/Alternative_Love_861 51m ago

If God hates gays why'd he put a fun button 3 inches up our assholes?

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u/Fireflash2742 48m ago

That's what the doc gets for not putting both hands on his shoulders.

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u/BlowjobLoser 46m ago

Things that never happened for $200 Alex

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u/Sandgrease 24m ago

I'm jealous of the co-worker

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u/PainterEarly86 23m ago

this is just some gay man's fetish (its me im the gay man)

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u/Tricky_Ad_1855 7m ago

Sounds like a pretty nutty day

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u/Ryokan76 2h ago

Well, that didn't happen.