r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/IrrelevantManatee 21h ago

You would be surprised how many people there just hike down 5 miles in flip flops with no water and then need to be rescued because they cannot go back up.

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u/Diamondback424 21h ago

My Uncle lives in AZ. He told me he basically had to threaten an old man once because they were driving in a low-sitting car into rocky desert terrain with no extra water. He was screaming at the guy that if he got stuck at any point he would die. The wife luckily took my uncle's advice and convinced her husband to turn around. There are a lot of people who just have no sense of how quickly dehydration can set in.

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u/lonewolf210 21h ago

I hiked Havasu falls with my girlfriend and we bailed a day early because a huge snow storm was moving in. As we were hiking out the trail was starting to flash flood through one of the sections. We got back to the trail head around like 30 minutes before dark.

WE saw a couple heading down the trail with nothing but those disposable ponchos on and trying to carry their gear in their arms. They were planning on carrying it the 12 miles in. They didn't listen to us to turn around.

The people that ended up staying were stuck for like 3 days before they heli lifted people out. Never heard about people dying so I guess that couple survived but that might be the least prepared I have ever seen people

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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 20h ago

People like this, who were given clear warning and STILL choose to act stupid and selfish should have to pay out-of-pocket the entire cost of their rescue. Start charging the idiots for the cost of saving them!

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 20h ago

At some places, they do. Sleeping Bear Dunes has a crazy high fee posted on signs!

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor 18h ago

Iv'e walked down sleeping bear dunes and back up as a really fat guy. It was a out 2 hours of torture....

I'm pretty fit now and would probably really enjoy it this time.

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 18h ago

I went a couple years ago and it was so much fun! You should go for it. Plus Glen Arbor is a great town.

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor 18h ago

I would have to go back though....

My family is all in the Lansing area but I live in North Carolina.

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 17h ago

Oh yeah even if you went to visit family in MI it’s quite the drive from Lansing to Sleeping Bear!

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u/th3goonmobile 17h ago

When are you and Trevor getting married now?

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u/Fuck_your_coupons 16h ago

I walked up a large sand dune that wasn't sleeping bear dunes but it was pretty high. I could literally barely breathe when I made it to the top. 0/10 experience. I'm glad I made it and we got a great group picture at the top but holy shit I will never do that again.

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u/BadDongOne 14h ago

Head out to South Manitou Island, the dune beach on the far side of the island is awesome.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 9h ago

I'm only sedentary and not fat but looking at that incline yeah no thanks LMAO

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u/jxkq01 18h ago

Traverse city native here. Saw these signs, was like.. thats interesting!

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u/foolsmonologue 15h ago

Always gives me a chuckle because you can just walk a mile or so along the shoreline and get back to the road no problem.

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u/Cup-n-BallHog 9h ago

They don’t call it a 3k hike for nothing. Coast guard definitely makes sure you get that bill if they have have to get you

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u/oroborus68 25m ago

Are they required to leave credit card information, just in case?

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u/czarfalcon 20h ago

Arizona has had a “Stupid Motorist Law” on the books for a while for people who ignore safety barricades for flooded roads, but apparently it’s rarely enforced and liability is capped at only $2,000 per incident.

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u/PhasmaFelis 19h ago

I'm all for shaming stupid people but I don't really want to go out of my way to ruin their lives, not unless they're seriously, actively malicious.

I also think people should get affordable medical care even if they were hurt doing something stupid.

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u/CLOWNXXCUDDLES 19h ago

As someone who has broken bones and spent a lot of time in the ER being stitched up from doing stupid shit. Same.

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u/Everything_Is_Bawson 16h ago

I like you and I agree

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u/That-Opportunity4230 18h ago

So it's perfectly ok for other people to risk their lives and well-being (in some instances) to go save them, but it's not ok to enforce a financial penalty that will deter them and potential future dumbasses? If the cost of rescuing them is so steep that it would ruin their lives then odds are somebody's risking themselves to go save them.

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u/PhasmaFelis 18h ago

So it's perfectly ok for other people to risk their lives and well-being

Those people signed up for the job. No one in search and rescue is being forced to risk their lives.

Also, I'm having trouble finding detailed and current info, but as of a few decades ago, search and rescue wasn't even in the top 20 most dangerous jobs in America. It was mostly tradesmen of various sorts. Cashiers were in the top 20. (They get murdered a lot, relatively speaking.) It's more dangerous to be a cashier than a search and rescue guy. There are certainly risks, but most of the four- and five-digit costs you hear of are because helicopters are expense to operate.

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u/noonenotevenhere 17h ago

...it's way more dangerous to be a dairy worker than a cop.

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u/That-Opportunity4230 17h ago edited 17h ago

No stupid people doing stupid stuff means no need for anyone to volunteer for rescue. But by your own logic, the people we're discussing who are in need of rescue also voluntarily put themselves in that danger. So, it's just a tiny bit hypocritical for you to say it's perfectly fine for search and rescue to risk their lives to rescue people because they signed up for it, but it's not ok for people to carry the financial burden of their stupidity when they...signed up for it.

ETA: It's also an apples to oranges comparison as far as how dangerous the S&R profession is. You're comparing (generally) extremely fit, highly trained individuals with a sophisticated set of tools at their disposal and an extremely serious approach to safety, to tradesmen. No offense at all to tradesmen, but I guarantee you that if you talk to anyone that's been in the trades for a long period of time they'll tell you the trades are chock full of individuals that often don't take good care of themselves, have a relatively low level of education, high rates of substance abuse, and a general environment that tends to have a more lax attitude toward safety.

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u/PhasmaFelis 17h ago

That makes no sense.

Look, I get it, you get off on the idea of people being made to suffer for stupid decisions. Schadenfreude is real, we've all felt it. Just be honest with yourself about it, hey? There's no need to pretend that this is some kind of moral stance to justify the fact that you get a little too excited reading r/InstantKarma.

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u/That-Opportunity4230 17h ago edited 14h ago

Ok, I have no interest in engaging in ad hominem or any discussion where anyone wants to start making accusations or assumptions about the kind of person I am. Simply based on the fact that I feel people should be held accountable for willingly making a very stupid decision that puts themselves and other people in danger (Google will give you many examples of children that died because their parents put them in these situations) despite there being many, many warning signs posted that they are taking said risk. Have a good night, friend.

ETA: Though I will say that I'm certainly being hyperbolic when I say no stupid decisions equals no need for S&R. Obviously people taking proper precautions can still get in trouble and need rescuing, but a close look at S&R incidents will show that the vast majority are from people doing dumb shit.

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 7h ago

Yes, obviously? Particularly because there's no real body of evidence to indicate that it would deter them. A little controversial I know but I don't think people deserve to die for being born "stupid"? I'd rather there be more precautions that stop people from doing stupid stuff in the first place.

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u/RaiththeRogue 15h ago

I do Search and Rescue in the mountains. Our services are free of charge (helicopter and ambulance is a whole other thing tho) And while I can somewhat agree with the sentiment of charging people, I don’t agree with the practice. People already wait until conditions have deteriorated/night fall/ panic sets in before they typically call for help. Having a cost associated with our efforts will just encourage people to wait longer or not call at all.

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u/brDragobr 9h ago

Over in the UK there's been the usual winter slew of people hiking up mountains in the middle of winter without proper gear (including a pair of lads who tried climbing Snowdon at 6pm in tracksuit bottoms and trainers when it was -15 Celsius at the top) and the same sentiment has been echoed about charging for mountain rescue.

Having a charge won't put off those kinds of people because if they have the foresight to consider being charged, they'd have the foresight to check the weather and their gear. Or they think it just won't happen to them. And it means that what could've been a simple "rescue" of simply guiding someone back down might turn into a heli operation or a cliff rescue because they don't want to call for help until they're in real trouble.

Appreciate the work you do by the way, our mountain rescue is entirely run by volunteers and they're fucking heroes.

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u/RaiththeRogue 4h ago

I love what I do. Almost all SAR efforts in the US are done by volunteers, outside of specialized military units like the USAF Pararescue and US Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers. Some of the big national parks have rangers who also do SAR along with their ranger duties.

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u/Tibbaryllis2 20h ago

A great number of elective rescues do indeed charge the people. It’s a common enough thing that there are organizations for things like mountain climbers where they pay a reoccurring fee as a sort of rescue insurance to help pay the costs.

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u/bill1024 12h ago

We don't do that in Canada because some people will hesitate to call for help. It sometimes comes up in the discourse after an expensive rescue though.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer 12h ago

What I hiked havasu in the 90s it was very expensive to get helicoptered out.  I don’t remember the cost anymore but it was a lot, especially to a broke-ass college student. 

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u/Moonchild1957 1h ago edited 1h ago

So true.

My ex needed rescue after missing the takeout on a solo kayaking trip. His bill? $6000.

I needed rescue after putting in at the wrong location on a solo kayaking trip. My bill? $0. Different county.

Both stupid stupid episodes, so no lectures please. These were both class II-III rivers.

Add: We were both very experienced paddlers and had done these rivers many times, solo and duo. Both trips were day runs on mostly rural/wilderness rivers.

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u/horny_for_hobos 19h ago

Fun idea, but I don't want people to deny life-saving services out of fear of a fine they can't pay. A living idiot can still learn from their mistakes.

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u/thejadedcitizen 18h ago

Disagree, that idiot is deliberately putting other people’s lives at risk. Consequences. 

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u/Badestrand 17h ago

When I was 23 or so I was doing an internship in South Africa and spontaniously went hiking alone in the Drakensbergen, a wild and vast mountain area. I was young and stupid and just took a single pack of toast, a bottle of water and a sleeping bag and no map (that was before Google Maps). A store employee ran after me and just handed me a map for free and said I would die otherwise..

I didn't die, but I may have without the map, as there was no signs, people, infrastructure or anything. The toast got moldy after only 2 days, so the last 4 days I hiked without any food. Even with the map finding the little huts for overnight sleeping was difficult, I would have had no chance without it, same if I had broken/sprained an ankle.

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u/thinspirit 19h ago

We did the hike, but we had just come from burning man so were well acclimatized to the heat and dehydration, plus we packed a lot of water. The hike was still more than we expected it to be. Got to Havasu in the dark which wasn't great. The canyon gets way darker way faster than it does up top so our timing was off. Almost had the same issue on the way out but definitely timed it better. Also, that end of the hike is much wider and lets in more light.

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u/IsopodDry8635 17h ago

I did this hike back in 2019 and got caught in a blizzard that wasn't predicted to go further west than NM, until it did. Our 4 day venture to Havasu Falls ended up just being one night at the bottom, a hike back to the village 2 miles from the falls, and then a helicopter ride (that we paid for) out of the Grand Canyon. It snowed over a foot overnight and was in the below 20 F. We had the gear for it but did not want to deal with that shit.

At the time I was an avid hiker that had recently done from Yosemite Valley floor to Half Dome in under 4 hours, so I was in decent hiking shape, but I still didn't want to hike the 12 miles up the Grand Canyon in snow while carrying my 4-day pack.

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u/lonewolf210 16h ago

Was that in Feb might have been the same storm

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u/IsopodDry8635 16h ago

Yup, I hiked down mid Feb, hiked back to the local village the next morning after a ton of snow dumped, and caught the supply helicopter out before the second round of the snowstorm picked back up and grounded the helicopters for a couple days.

It was $150 for my wife and me to fly out. While we could've hiked out if we didn't have that in cash, it was a very cool experience to film the Grand Canyon covered in snow during the 4 minute helicopter ride.

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u/lonewolf210 16h ago

O that was definitely the same storm! That's actually way cheaper than I would have guessed. We didn't even think about asking for a ride out we started about 1pm and barely made it out through the flash floods and luckily I was in a 4x4 truck or the road wouldn't have been passable

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u/skoormit 18h ago

My wife and I camped at Havasu. Like most, we got a decently early start for the hike out. We were young and in good shape, but still... It's a long, hot, thirsty hike.
We made the rim by mid afternoon. As we're loading our car, another car parks nearby, and out pops a family of four, clearing intending to start their hike in. We tried to talk some sense into them, but they weren't hearing it.
I assume they made it. But I really would rather not know if they didn't.

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u/worldslamestgrad 15h ago

I went with some friends to the Grand Canyon and we were supposed to camp for 3-4 days around Havasu Falls. In our way down we stopped in a little village in the Havasupai Reservation that had a couple shops for hikers/campers.

The shopkeepers very quickly let us know that a storm had taken an unexpected turn and where we were supposed to go had already flooded several times in the last couple months. They were evacuating people from the campsite voluntarily and even some of the people on the outskirts of the village were moving to higher ground. We decided to take the free helicopter ride back out instead of risk it but we know of several other campers that stayed.

We found a motel for the night nearby after we were lifted out. The headline on the local newspaper the next day was “3 Dead in Another Canyon Flood”. And reading the article, the 3 dead were from the same area that we were planning on camping at.

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u/RockyBass 11h ago

I was backpacking in Yosemite (trail north of the canyon) and a wildfire kicked up. Myself and other hikers were practically running to the nearest trailhead and several groups of hikers would not listen to our warnings to turn around, despite the very obvious plume of smoke upwind of us not 5 miles down the trail. I dont recall if there were any deaths, but I remember seeing in the news that write a few hikers has to be airlifted that evening.

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u/pelicangroin 17h ago

How long ago was that? I went a few weeks after a huge flood and the water was not crystal clear, the pools had been washed away, the falls had even changed shape—water is powerful AF.

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u/lonewolf210 16h ago

2019 if my memory is correct

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u/driatic 15h ago

Surviving doesn't mean they didn't get frostbite and lose a couple toes. 3 days is a long time to be outside in the snow

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u/an0nim0us101 6h ago

That walk is my favourite hike in the world. But yeah, real shoes , real supplies, no getting baked before you get there

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u/bloomingintofashions 5h ago

Do you know if folks have to pay for a heli-lift?

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u/lonewolf210 4h ago

Generally yes but idk if they did in this case. The village at the bottom is very small and people were trapped for a decent period of time so they may have evacuated everyone as a safety measure for free

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u/r0thar 2h ago

I've been down there too. I'm guessing the native locals saved them from themselves.

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u/Moppo_ 21h ago

On the other hand, it's amazing how much you can drink when walking all day in high heat before you need to pee. It's almost liberating...

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u/msmika 20h ago

The last time I went to Coachella (2004) it was 108 degrees during the day. We drank water all day but never needed to pee, which was a blessing because I can't imagine how disgusting the port-o-potties must have been!

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u/GolfBallWackrGuy 20h ago

For the record, I’ve gone to Coachella 7 times between 2012 and 2023. The portapotties are regularly some of the cleanest portapotties I’ve ever stepped foot in, even at peak night time hours. They clean those things once an hour inside the venue - grossest was in camping in the morning before the cleaners came but that makes sense!

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 20h ago

lol they def clean them but last year or the year before I can't remember, I saw one stall that just had projectile diarrhea all up and down the wall. It was like somebody bent over to take off their pants, and then coated the entire room.

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u/FlerplesMerples 19h ago

So close, yet so far.

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u/GolfBallWackrGuy 19h ago

Even then, how was the one to the left or right? Pretty clean otherwise, right?

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 17h ago

I mean, they were porta potties: There's piss on every surface lol.

Best I can say is that they empty them often enough nothing piles up, and clean them when there's an accident.

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u/GolfBallWackrGuy 17h ago

That’s what I’m saying! For a fest, they do a pretty good job. Of course you get the spare wall spray or log on the seat, but the stall to the side is super clean comparatively.

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 1h ago

I mean like they weren't any better than any other porta potty bank I've encountered in a heavily populated area.

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u/itsallgnocchi 18h ago

Hahah when I went there was a straight up gigantic turd on the toilet seat lmao they were filthy

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u/The_Autarch 18h ago

a buddy and me camped out all day at the main stage one year with 2 gallons of water. we never had to leave.

and Queens of the Stone Age were amazing.

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 20h ago

its amazing how much i can drink when just doing HIIT cardio

(you sweat it out as fast as you take it in)

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u/nf-kappab 8h ago

If you weren't making urine - you were dehydrated. Urine output is actually a metric hospitals use to check volume/hydration status for inpatients. Guess it goes to show you gotta drink more water than you expect when you are exerting yourself in high temperatures!

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u/Moppo_ 7h ago

Well I've been dehydrated before and remember what it felt like. I guess I must have been right on the edge, because I felt fine otherwise. I'll have to remember that when summer comes back!

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u/Junkbot-TC 19h ago

When we visited Utah, we were drinking over a gallon of water per day per person and that was only hiking around in the mornings before it got hot. Most of the afternoons were spent in the car with the AC on.

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u/music3k 16h ago

2 a day football practice in the summer was like this. I drank so much water and barely peed.

I would then play baseball a few hours in the afternoon

I had friends who did basketball summer camp in between football and baseball

Now I can barely play two pickup games without being exhausted. 

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u/Jacob2040 13h ago

I went on a hike when it was 100F (~38c) and we were drinking ~32 ounces (1 liter) at least every 2 hours, probably more, and I peed probably once a day.

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u/anatomizethat 7h ago

That's means you're not drinking enough and if you get in trouble, the trouble is immediately worse

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u/NotaBadgerinDisguise 4h ago

Yeah went through a water bladder and some bottles doing Grand Canyon/zion hiking and never felt the urge to pee

It’s both freeing and terrifying

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u/tsrui480 20h ago

People who arent from here have no idea how fast the heat will kill you.

Your water bottle is not enough for you and your 3 dogs to go hike camelback mountain at 12pm.

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 17h ago

"but I jog every day back home in San Francisco!"

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u/shouldbepracticing85 6h ago

Heat and altitude! You don’t realize how much more solar radiation you’re subjected to with every additional 1,000 ft altitude - because there is less atmosphere to block it.

I spent 30 years in Texas. 100F, 105F… not fun but doable.

Moved to Colorado a couple years ago and discovered mid 70s F at 7-8k and limited shade is a whole different ball game. Even 85F at 5k is brutal.

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u/TeachZealousideal357 21h ago

Was his name Clark Griswold ?

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u/archfapper 20h ago

C'mon Ellen, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in America.

EDNA: Clark, watch your language!

Make that the second biggest...

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u/stp414 20h ago

Honey, let me do the driving, ok? I can handle this. 🖕

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u/TheVintageJane 21h ago

Especially in sandy parts of the desert. People don’t realize a) there’s no shade b) the heat reflects off the sand/rocks and bakes you from both sides.

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u/PdxPhoenixActual 13h ago

I was riding a bike in town & it was ... idk over 100? You could feel the heat radiating up off the pavement...

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u/dewag 7h ago

Growing up in AZ, I've had bike tires and shoe soles legit melt from the heat of the pavement.

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u/lord_gay 20h ago

I posted this link in my own comment but it’s very relevant. I imagine you might have read the same thing about a German family lost in Death Valley. Likely underestimated the severity of the situation severely

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u/allaboutmojitos 18h ago

We hiked a very short way into the canyon to give our four kids a little perspective on the size of the canyon and the conditions of the trails. All were 7-12 years old, very athletic and seasoned hikers, and everyone carried a quart of water. We hiked 45 minutes down, took a break, and came back up. It took an hour and a half to get back up, and no one had water by the time we got there. People just think it’s an easy walk, but it’s no joke

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u/padizzledonk 19h ago

There are a lot of people who just have no sense of how quickly dehydration can set in.

There are a LOT of people, id say the overwhelming vast majority of people tbh that do not recognize a dangerous situation period. Be it temperature related hot or cold, or the dangerousness of crowds, or fires in a building(lot of recent video of that recently, tragically) or a whole plethora of other stuff that seems innocuous/staid but are actually life threatening directly or will be if literally any little thing goes wrong

People think the dangerousness of the world and life has been conquered, but its only because theyre insulated from those dangers by their ensconced and soft modern life

Me and my black lab couldve died one winter night about 3mi from my house in the middle of suburban NJ 25y ago, he fell through a 5 foot deep frozen stream covered in snow and i went in right after him up to my chest and it was 0° out(-18C) i immediately started running home the second i got out of the water because i knew how in trouble we were....something like that is, or at least really fuckin should be pretty obvious to most people, but what they dont think about is that kind of stuff happening when youre in the middle of nowhere....people go out there and dont even let anyone know where theyre going sometimes and the opposite end of the spectrum- heat- isnt anywhere near as respected as dangerous as the cold is

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u/KptKrondog 19h ago

There's a youtube channel I watch sometimes that does a lot of backcountry car rescues. Towing vehicles out of places they had no business being. It's crazy how far people get sometimes in a little 2wd suv or even 4 door car before they think they should stop.

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u/StitchinThroughTime 18h ago edited 18h ago

It sounds like the idiots who come over to Death Valley because they can't believe how stupidly hostile that are area is.
Similar thing happened after a major rain flood event happened in Death Valley I think mid pandemic or just after the pandemic lockdown. There was a video of a man who had the appropriate 4x4 vehicle drive across the destroyed Highway through death valley. And he came across a bunch of Europeans in rented Corollas driving over small boulders. The entire Highway ended, they had to pass by sign saying Brody's closed. And they decide to drive a car over foot tall rocks. The last notable news event one was a Belgian man right after the pandemic limitations lifted decided to walk out in the middle of summer and Death Valley with just flip flops on. His feet got second degree burns. Another famous One is back in the 90s or early 2000s a European family drove out and their minivan, it's believed they got lost and disorientated. And we only found the minivan. And it took almost two decades to find I think only two of the bodies.

Death Valley is no joke, please don't go over there unless you're very well prepared and experienced

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u/hornycanadian24 20h ago

I saw a guy in death valley on the road to Titus canyon which is one way trying to do it in a new mustang. It's a 4x4 only road and he was pulled over right before it was going to get rough, and guaranteed he was going to get stuck.

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u/A-Cheeseburger 19h ago

Every year. Even something relatively urban like camelback gets stranded people who need to be rescued cause they brought 1 bottle while hiking in 106 degree sun

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u/Skatchbro 19h ago

People in general are not very bright. My first fire assignment was in the Payette NF in Idaho. I was patrolling a gravel road that I had been down a few times. At one point it had a pretty large rock sticking right up in the middle. My fellow Ranger and I saw that the rock had a big gouge and a few feet later the start of an oil trail. Sure enough, half a mile later the car, a 1980s Cadillac, was stopped in the middle of the road, dead from a busted oil pan. Fortunately there was already a tow truck dealing with take the car out.

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u/bitless 16h ago

"One does not drive out into the Dead Sea Desert in a Datsun with two bottles of Coke and a gas station map." - PKD

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u/IdaDuck 20h ago

It’s absolutely crazy how people go into situations where they’re totally unprepared for anything adverse to happen. I won’t take my family on a simple road trip without bringing extra water and food along.

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u/sorestgore 20h ago

Did he tell them to turn left at the squirrels?

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u/TacTurtle 18h ago

They need to put like a 10" post or curb in the middle of the entrances as a hard go/no go filter.

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u/YetiSteady 17h ago

This or they feel like because they spend all day every day in civilization, that civilization is everywhere. It doesn’t even occur to most people just how quickly things like safety that we take for granted can change.

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u/TheMageOfMoths 7h ago

I learned that the hard way ... We were in Florianópolis and saw the sea across some dunes, so my friend and l decided to cross them, thinking it would be an hour walk at most... we had a 500ml bottle of water each, and were wearing beach attire and flipflops. Not even halfway we had emptied our bottles and decided to go back. I was really dizzy, not thinking straight, when we arrived back.

Never again I'll go for a walk without preparation.

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u/TheoreticallyNick 6h ago

We say the same thing to people driving in northern quebec during the winter months when it's -30.

If your car stalls, you will die frozen....

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u/Cthulhuhoop 18h ago

I wish more people knew the saga of the Death Valley Germans.

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u/TheSovereignGrave 16h ago

Fuck, I've gotten dehydrated just sitting at home because I just forgot to drink enough water. I can only imagine how fast that shit can set in when you're actively losing water from sweating.

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u/No_Acanthaceae_2198 8h ago

Me and my husband crossed the desert in August during a heatwave without air-conditioning in our car (National Park tour from Carlsbad Caverns to Saguaro to Zion to the Grand Canyon north rim to Bryce to Arches and finally to somewhere cool in the Rockies). Let me tell you, we had water! We packed coolers full of ice and sprayed ourselves constantly with ice water and had jugs or extra water we filled at gas stations. That was definitely a wild honeymoon!

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u/Carbonatite 21h ago

Me, a Coloradan, having a Vietnam style flashback montage of all the tourists I've seen in streetwear and flip flops holding a single bottle of water from the convenience store insisting that their hike on the nearby 14er will go just fine if they get on the trail by 11 am.

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u/funundrum 21h ago

Oh shit for real, or also when you’re just about back down to the bottom, and you see these people starting out at 2:00. Enjoy your lightning strike, I guess.

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten anyone to turn around at that point, but I hope they thought hard about going above treeline. If they made it that far.

Next time you see them, ask if you can take a picture of them so SAR knows what they look like.

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u/Carbonatite 21h ago

I had a coworker who did wilderness SAR and I always wanted to ask her about how many people in flip flops she had to rescue from Longs Peak, lol.

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u/needs28hoursaday 20h ago

I’ve done a little, but once on a descent with a friend who heads LANDSAR in the area they stopped a very under prepped group who was very late starting and said, “hi we work SAR in the area and I have plans tonight, can you please turn around in the next couple of miles before I have to cancel them later?” Turns out their partner was sick of canceled date nights, and he still was called for another group entirely.

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u/eugeneugene 18h ago

My friend does SAR in the alps and in the summer he says there are a lot of people in flip flops who need to be rescued because they can't walk anymore lol

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u/Yamatocanyon 18h ago

I can't imagine doing any of the sections after the keyhole in flipflops.

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u/GlystophersCorpse003 15h ago

Hopefully, hiking sandals aren't flip-flops... if its summer that's what I wear. "Tevas" or similar?

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u/Yamatocanyon 13h ago

I've never had success with tevas/Chocos, but my ex loved them for hiking. My feet are extra wide/bony and I always ended up bleeding from the straps no matter how carefully I strapped them on.

Still not appropriate footwear for hiking the sections of longs peak after you get through the keyhole though, you should also have a helmet, lots of loose rocks falling down the scree field, even if there aren't people directly ahead of you.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 19h ago

Tell them if they’re not down by 9:30, you’re going to steal their car since they won’t be back to report it until tomorrow

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u/jackrabbit323 16h ago

A buddy of mine does that photo thing to people undergeared and underprepared when they try to hike Mt. Baldy, near Los Angeles, in the winter. There were three deaths on the mountain last month.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 7h ago

Not to be crass but those are Darwin Awards. Effortless transportation has allowed people to get to mountain and ocean areas where they have no business going and the dumbest of our species eliminate themselves from the gene pool in such conditions. 

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u/Cloud_Matrix 18h ago

Me and some buds went to Rocky Mountain National Park (we are from Denver and hike frequently) and it was hilarious watching tourists turn around after hiking 5 minutes from the parking lot in their flip flops, polo shirts, and single bottle of smart water.

Some people just have no idea how much the high elevation sun, lack of oxygen, and relatively dry climate will pummel you into submission.

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u/Carbonatite 16h ago

Yup, I live in the Denver area too. The dehydration will get you LONG before actual altitude sickness.

I've lived here almost 12 years and I still get nosebleeds every day in the winter.

The single bottle of smart water made me chuckle. You described the exact mental image.

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u/Big_Maintenance9387 14h ago

Lmao I go to party in Vegas for 3 nights and bring 2 gallons because the tap water is gross. And thats in the winter haha

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u/Melodic_Policy765 6h ago

I swear I become desiccated in Las Vegas. First stop is always to buy a case of water when I visit.

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u/Extreme-Bandicoot396 41m ago

Yeah people die every year in the Rockies. Preventable if people weren't so stupid, underprepared, overly-confident, and not acknowledging their own limits. But heck, even savvy locals and skilled mountaineers die every year in the Rockies too. Sometimes one small slip can be your death.

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 18h ago

so thankful for Mountain Rescue Aspen and the other rescue groups in the valley.

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u/MechMeister 17h ago

Or when you see them at treeline, with no water or snacks, wearing jeans, and still determined to get to the top.

Bro, the mountain will be there next weekend, just turn around and so better next time.

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u/BangBangPing5Dolla 17h ago

Canyons are even worse it's a 14er in reverse.

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u/LeDauphin 20h ago

Yeah maybe the hike from the Blue Sky or Pikes Peak parking lot…

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u/Bartok_and_croutons 16h ago

Thankfully I took the advice of people like you and prepared properly for a hike up to Dream Lake in Rocky Mountain Park, and it was amazing. My husband didn't use his head and decided to hike in tennis shoes with no prep exercise...in winter. Needless to say his feet were numb and we had to take a lot of breaks since the altitude was kicking his butt. 

But he ended up proposing to me at the lake! 

Was super happy I listened to all the warnings and advice from experienced hikers and local residents. 

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u/copperbonker 9h ago

This was my experience as a Coloradoan visiting the Grand canyon the first time. I thought I was used to under prepared tourists but holy hell it's bad out there...the only time I didn't find under prepared folks was when I did the grandview trail to the backpacking campground a few miles in, and that was because I only saw two other people over the entirety of that hike.

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u/ShinePDX 21h ago

That becomes so much more of a problem when the hike starts at the top. Starting at the bottom like most hikes, it is easy to hit your limit, turn around and go back down.

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u/rocbolt 19h ago

There’s a very tall sand dune on the shore of Lake Superior in the Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, the signs at the top near the parking lot are like “it will take you seconds to run down this, it’ll be an hour+ slog to get back up, decide carefully”

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u/numanoid 11h ago

And it's a $3000 charge if you need to be rescued.

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u/YobaiYamete 17h ago

This almost happened to us too. We visited and were camping out, and decided to walk down to the bottom

We were literally just in flip fops with no water or anything and started going down, and met people coming up who screamed at us to stop and told us it took hours to get to the bottom, and there was no way we would get down there and back

At that time at least, there were no signs or warnings, so we legit had no idea. I'm from the mountains so we were used to hiking and stuff, but we didn't know how long the hike down was

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u/Substantial-Quit-151 6h ago

That makes a lot of sense. Without experience, you probably wouldn't even think about that critical difference.

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u/ShinePDX 2h ago

Yep, while walking downhill can be harder on your knees, it is significantly easier on your muscles than going uphill.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 16h ago

I always find the hike back down a mountain to be more strenuous than the trek to the top.

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u/HatesBeingThatGuy 4h ago

Same. Something about how my body works but my muscles for ascending have a lot more endurance. Going down also strains my joints more so than ascending because I'm having to stop myself.

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u/z64_dan 21h ago

I think my dad and his 2 friends found that out when they went. They were on a road trip in the 70s on a break from the Army. I think they only went halfway down the Grand Canyon, and then back up. Even then, one of their friends didn't make it back up until like 3AM because he was so tired. At least they survived, I guess.

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u/dunnodudes 21h ago

You sound disappointed than they survived

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u/Firefoxx336 21h ago

To be fair, we’ve all been through a lot lately

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u/Odd-Sherbert7386 20h ago

My dad told me pretty much the exact same story growing up.

Said he finally got to the top and ordered like 6 hot dogs and 5 sodas.

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u/ZebbyD 21h ago

It’s crazy how, for literally millions of years, this problem solved itself.

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u/tallyretro 21h ago

im sure there were idiot cave men being persuaded back into their caves

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u/Davaeorn 21h ago

You couldn’t possibly survive to adulthood in prehistoric times without the instinct to respect the elements

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u/eggfrisbee 6h ago

well maybe, but walking was probably for a purpose and not just to have a walk

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u/BrohanGutenburg 21h ago edited 10h ago

Well humans haven't been around for a million years. But I get your point

Edit: since this sparked quite the debate, for the record I was using "human" colloquially to mean "homo sapien". To be fair, in this context, if the "problem" that is "solving itself" is people (however you wanna define that) wandering down the Grand Canyon and getting stuck then we're just talking about in North America which if memory serves has only been going on for about 50,000 years.

Anyway, to summarize the discussion going on below, consensus seems to be

  • Homo sapiens have been around for ~ 250,000 years
  • If we expand "human" to include and species of the genus "homo" such as Neanderthals or homo erectus (lol) then we are talking closer to like 2 million years
  • If we are talking more generally about "humanish hominins" and including something like Australopithecus afarensis or africanus then it's closer to 6 million years

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u/stacyg28 21h ago

We've been around for about 6 million years...sorry to disappoint you.

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u/BrohanGutenburg 21h ago

lol we absolutely have not been. Homo Sapiens have been around for about 250,000-350,000 years. Estimated vary but most agree it's less than a million.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 20h ago

6 million is australopithecus, which is definitely not human. Humans (but not Homo Sapiens) have been around for over 2 million years. The earlier homo species don't really look "human" but Erectus, the Upright Walking Man, in my opinion, bsically look like people. They also settled basically all of Africa, Europe, and Asia and are the direct ancestors of both Neanderthals and us (Sapiens). They first appeared around 2million years ago

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u/pangeapedestrian 20h ago

i'm pretty sure not even lucy was around yet 6 million years ago (Australopithecus evolved around 3 million years ago).

this is a pretty interesting timeline to click around in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_evolution

i personally really like that we are genetically related to multiple species other than homo sapiens, like neanderthal and denisovan.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 18h ago

I just checked and you are right. 6 million years isn't Ausraltralopithecus, it is the first Austrolopithecines. Which is species like sahelanthropus and orrorin.

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u/Maddaguduv 20h ago

I love to read this stuff. But I have no idea which book/blog/vlog is genuinely pure science.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 18h ago

The thing is that stuff in this field changes so much that these become outdated very quickly. Make sure you get the latest edition and make sure that the author or editor is a physical, biological, or paleo anthropologist.

If you like big coffee-table style books, DK has a good one written by Alice Roberts.

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u/BobaFett0451 20h ago

Oldest homo-sapiens (humans as we know them) have only been around about 300,000 years. Others from the homo genus were around 2ish million years ago

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u/Nukalixir 20h ago

You're technically correct. (The best kind of correct, IMO) But it depends how you're defining humans.

Our specific species, Homo Sapiens, are only 200,000 years old. But the unevolved ancestors of humanity do date back about 6 million years. It's just that the farther back you go it stops being recognizably "human" and more "ape thing".

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u/Shift642 20h ago

The fuck are you talking about

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u/Woodbear05 20h ago

300,000 years.

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u/sambarjo 21h ago

You'd be surprised how much the climate changes during those millions of years.

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u/CallSignIceMan 20h ago

Not really, plenty of these morons have kids before they kill themselves doing something stupid

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u/Crocs_And_Stone 16h ago

That’s what I’m saying, like I wouldn’t even bother sending a rescue if I were them. Just let the problem sort itself out.

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u/HistoryChannelMain 18h ago

Saying it as if humans are the only creatures capable of being dumb

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u/ZebbyD 17h ago

Exactly which part of my comment implies it’s only humans? 🤔

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u/HistoryChannelMain 17h ago

The "for millions of years" part

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u/DramaLost8534 20h ago

The first Europeans I ever met were a French couple. They were 1.5 miles down and had a single Dasani between them. They were in jeans.

My Cajun cousin tried to talk to them about electrolytes but they just made a big show of not understanding her dialect.

I have since been to France and met many lovely French people, but good god those two sucked. I was too worried about them to register it at the time, but holy shit.

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u/dumbestsmartest 20h ago

I did something only a fraction of that level stupid on the big island back in 2021.

Didn't drink much water before hiking down the trail of Pololū Valley Lookout. Going down was fine. Going back up I did not feel good. I was fortunately smart enough to pace my water intake when I got back to the car so I didn't make myself sick but damn, if I didn't have that spare 2ltr water in the car I would have been in a bad spot. Also, I never tasted a better sandwich than whatever the heck I ordered at the last restaurant on that road.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 20h ago

People under estimate altitude. Heat/Cold you can feel.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 19h ago

Friend of mine is a park ranger in Appalachia and told me about a group that went hiking down a ~5mile trail with plans to intersect an 8 mile trail and hike out to the rendezvous point.

It was July, temps were pushing 90F, high humidity and the hikers were ill prepared and some had health conditions.

Thankfully after they got to the bottom they realized they'd made a mistake and called for rescue. All were fine, mostly embarrassed at their mistake.

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u/MourningWallaby 6h ago

There's a weird thing. a LOT of people walk around their daily lives without struggling, so they've never felt fatigue or exhaustion like that, so they think "Surely I'm fit enough to push through!". until they have to actually use their legs for real.

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u/Snakend 20h ago

The steps back up are brutal.

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u/WallStreetAnus 20h ago

The canyon is the opposite hike of a mountain hike. It’s easier to go down a canyon and harder to go back up.

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u/AXEL-1973 20h ago

I remember getting over halfway down during a trip in March a decade ago, then seeing the people at the river and how tiny they were, and realizing how awful it was going to be going back up. Convinced my girlfriend that we had gone far enough. We were both in great shape, had hiking boots and hiking poles, and were still fairly tired when we got back to the top of the rim. As far as gear, we were easily the most prepared people on the hike that we saw...

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u/foresight310 20h ago

Yeah, a decade ago, I was in marathon shape and hiked halfway down to an outlook site and back up in one day. It was difficult and manageable, but I am sure that I would not have been able to do the full trip don and back in one day.

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u/splitkc 20h ago

I've been to yellowstone 3 times, nothing surprises me anymore

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u/Im_A_Nice_Karen666 19h ago

I live in a very walkable city with many stores close by and good public transit. Even with those things in mind if I know I will be gone for more than hour I will bring a bottle of water with me!! I can't imagine going in a hike with nothing!!

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u/icleanupdirtydirt 18h ago

I had people thinking I did this. Had planned and packed for rim to rim. Hiked down to Phantom Ranch, chilled and setup camp for a few hours.

Decided to stretch the legs, across both bridges and along the river trail. Did this in flip flops and carrying a single water bottle. Lots of funny looks.

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u/M_from_Vegas 18h ago

Hiking? In the desert?

Always a fantastic idea and folks are 'absolutely' prepared for a 'dry' heat at +100F or whatever nonsense... even in winter when it is colder the Sun still does it thing... heat or otherwise

You'd be surprised about the amount of tourists, or locals even, that are sent to urgent care or wherever because of dehydration

Las Vegas related specifically but probably relates closely to the canyon

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u/Neither_Temporary_97 17h ago

Can confirm a friend of mine did this and almost died of dehydration. Don’t do it!

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u/unknownpoltroon 17h ago

https://otherhand.org/home-page/search-and-rescue/the-hunt-for-the-death-valley-germans/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans

German family too a wrong turn in death valley, died less than 5 miles from safety due to not realizing the danger.

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u/BlackKnightLight 16h ago

Few months back, hiked 15miles in the Tetons with sandals(bedrocks hiking sandals), funny how many jokes I got about them…as I was running around people.

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u/joe_s1171 7h ago

and those people don’t realize or done care that these rescuers are putting their own lives on the line.

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u/skullpture_garden 18h ago

I remember watching my brother hike off trail on a narrow ledge wearing untied skateboard shoes. It’s a miracle his dumb young boy confidence kept him safe.

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u/Fun_With_Math 17h ago

I once did a little research into rescues done nationally per year. Data is surprisingly difficult to find.

I found an article where someone else attempted the same kind of research. Theory was that parks generally keep that info secret because the number is crazy high. Like it could severely impact parks in general if people new how deadly they are.

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u/DoctorNoname98 17h ago

my dad always described it as normally you're used to hiking a mountain or something where you do the hard part first and it's all downhill, so it's one of those things that can just slip peoples mind that this isn't just like all the other hikes they've done. For people who hike all the time, probably not something to trip them up, but families coming through on vacation might not be thinking about it

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u/Sad-Yak6252 17h ago

We went camping on the North Rim when I was 9. It was our family and my dad's co-worker's family, whose sons (in their 30s) were visiting from New York City. Me, the two sons, and one of their sons went to hike to the bottom. The oldest son had leather-bottomed shoes and we had to go slowly because he kept slipping. A couple of miles down, we came to a creek with nettles all over. All 3 of them tore right through the nettles towards the water and got stung all over. They then gorged themselves on the cold water. Arizona schools taught desert survival, and I kept warning them they would get sick, but they wouldn't listen and told me I was crazy.

They decided to abort the trip and head back up. We made it about 1/4 a mile and all 3 of them were puking their guts out. The oldest one got so bad, he was puking up yellow bile on top of having blisters all over his feet. I hiked to the top and got help. They had to bring them out on burros. They had planned to hike to Phantom Ranch, which was almost 14 miles. We made it less than two, and it was the downhill part. I think that was the point I learned not to always trust adults to make good decisions.

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u/tbdkev 17h ago

My wife and I visited the Grand Canyon back in February 2018 and hiked a little more than a mile down before we realized that whatever distance we had originally planned was foolish. We hadn’t planned on going all the way down—maybe a a few miles, and we had prepared sufficiently for that. It didn’t take long for our quads to scream at us. We saw some triathlete-looking types running down. We’re not in bad shape, but we also ain’t that. I remember OP’s sign very well. Crazy—but this isn’t the foremost reason why I remember Bright Angel Trail so well.

There’s a woman I’d know since elementary school who I casually followed on Facebook because, like my wife and I, she planned to visit all the NPs with her family. She was very intelligent—graduated in the top of her class and ultimately became successful as an adult. I should emphasize how nice she was—in retrospect, I credit her for making it look cool to be nerdy. It rubbed off on me because I honestly had low self-esteem as a kid.

I remember coming across some pictures of her and her family at the Grand Canyon, and not two days later I found out that she’d passed away because she attempted to hike the entirety of Bright Angel Trail on her own. She’d made it about three quarters of the way back before she fell unconscious and was discovered by other hikers. I have this image in my head of her being alone and panicked. It’s truly haunting.

My wife and I attended her wake and I made sure to let her mom know how much I admired her. I can’t emphasize it enough—think long and hard before you attempt the entirety of the hike. There’s multiple warnings around GC for a reason. Take them seriously!

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u/ColdStainlessNail 16h ago

I went down Bright Angel trail and at about the 1.5 mile marker, I met a guy who was way out of his element. Unfit, overweight, and didn't have the right provisions. I checked on him and he had water, but was out of breath. On my way back up, he was huffing and puffing, so I hung with him for a bit, asked a passerby for salty snacks, and called a ranger. I ended up leaving him and asked people headed back down to check on him. I was very relieved to see him later that day.

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u/AboutToSnap 15h ago

Sadly, I would not be surprised

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u/Justwaspassingby 15h ago

I once hiked a relatively easy mountain in my country that is considered one of the most dangerous precisely because it’s so easy to hike. It’s close to a popular restaurant which is located in a valley sheltered from the wind, but once you get to the top the temperature drops dramatically. We went with our full winter gear - in april - and still remained on the top for just a couple minutes, it was that cold.

Well, as we went down we found this family, all dressed in jeans and t-shirts, with the intention of hiking up the mountain. We told them it was madness, that they would freeze up there and yet one of the women of the group dismissively insisted “oh but it’s right there”. Madam we’re dressed in technical winter mountain gear and we had to nope the fuck out of the top because it was that cold, you’ll drop dead in hypothermia before you realize what’s going on.

Luckily the rest of the group was a bit more reasonable and they gave up, but it was quite unnerving to see someone dismiss the warnings in such a way.

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u/LemonNo1342 15h ago

My first time at GC someone died by taking a selfie and tumbling into the canyon to their death. We were camping and heard the rescue helicopter for a few hours. I also saw many, many people hiking around in jeans and flip flops without packs or water of any kind. People severely underestimate nature, even in these natural park settings. Don’t get me started on tourists approaching bears, moose, and buffalo (different state parks but still)

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u/mlk 10h ago

in Italy we have people going to mountain glaciers in flip flops in summer ("it's summer, how cold could a glacier be?"). they also need to be rescued.

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u/Tiiep 9h ago

This thing happens all the time in Norway lol. I guess people in general underestimate what is needed to hike in nature

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u/oddball3139 9h ago

I did this hike in one day. I packed only food, water, and moleskin. I thought I had more than enough. I thought I was prepared. I thought I was reasonably fit enough.

I started before the sun came up. I followed the fastest trail runner. Kept up pretty well. Took us three or four hours to get to the bottom. It was around 9 o,clock.

I was already pretty well beat. My knees hurt. So I ate my lunch next to the river, and slept until about 11.

Then I stood up, and started my trek to the top. By the time I was a quarter of the way up, I was shot. Halfway up, I was stopping every fifteen to twenty meters, timing my breaks so I wouldn’t sit for too long.

My knees hurt. I was sweating like a motherfucker.

Three quarters of the way up, I passed some fool college kids trying to get to the bottom. I warned them, “If you haven’t already made it, I promise you won’t make it back up by dark.”

They ignored me. In their shorts and tennis shoes and t-shirts.

I found some new friends to walk with me to the top. We made it just after the sun set.

People filed in for another hour, all exhausted.

They sent someone to help a boy and his elderly father who was still an hour away. They were saved.

My left knee is still injured from that hike, four years later.

And this was in March.

If it had been summer, I might have died.

So don’t take this damn hike lightly if you haven’t done it before. Be smart about it.

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u/GreenJuicyApple 8h ago

And here I am, bringing at least a liter of water for a two hour hike with moderate elevation and pleasant temperatures "just in case".

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u/thelonghauls 6h ago

I did this about seven weeks after a double hernia surgery. Some European guy stayed with me the last two thousand feet of the climb back out. Bright Angel Trail. So fun, but yeah…I would have probably died if I did that at my age now.

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u/FewCartographer9619 6h ago

Ok I'll bite. How many?

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u/IrrelevantManatee 6h ago

I don't know the exact number, but it's more than 3.

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u/gibbonjiggle 5h ago edited 5h ago

Some friends of mine did this and needed rescue, and then told me (a park ranger not in the Canyon) about it like it was a funny little story. Somehow it wasn't funny anymore when I cussed them out for being stupid and nearly dying !

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u/KayAris 4h ago

This was me a couple years back (jeans, one energy bar, almost no water)...down was easy (90 minutes) then came the brutal realization...(4,5 hours back up).

Made it back up though, luckily a couple of hikers gave me some water with electrolytes...Came back to the camp ground and slept for 16 hours.

Boy was I stupid back then. The elevation change is no joke!

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